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Aussie underwear has gone bananas
Yahoo News ^ | 03/05/2010

Posted on 03/05/2010 12:11:00 PM PST by Responsibility2nd

SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) – Australian underwear company AussieBum has been monkeying around and the result is a range of men's underwear made with bananas.

~SNIP~

The banana fiber used in the underwear is made from a bark weave from the banana plant and makes the underwear not only lightweight, but also very absorbent, he said. "Naturally you can't really add anymore banana fiber than that because it might be a bit squishy," said Jones, adding that wearers did not have to worry about real monkeys, as the underwear does not smell like a banana.

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TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banana; chat; napl; underwear
Why yes. I DO have a banana in my pants.
1 posted on 03/05/2010 12:11:00 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Slings and Arrows

NAPL


2 posted on 03/05/2010 12:11:50 PM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: Responsibility2nd

Are you happy to see me?...................


3 posted on 03/05/2010 12:11:55 PM PST by Red Badger (Education makes people easy to lead, difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...

BANANAS IN YOUR PANTS......PING!!!!


4 posted on 03/05/2010 12:13:18 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I don't think this is what the article is referring to.
 
But what the heck.



5 posted on 03/05/2010 12:14:20 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd
SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) – Australian underwear company AussieBum has been monkeying around and the result is a range of men's underwear made with bananas.

~SLIP~

The banana fiber used in the underwear . . .

There, fixed it.

6 posted on 03/05/2010 12:17:37 PM PST by mikrofon (Not very a-peeling)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Fruit flies like a banana.


7 posted on 03/05/2010 12:18:28 PM PST by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Say, big boy . . . .


8 posted on 03/05/2010 12:19:00 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: Responsibility2nd

Gives new meaning to the term Banana Hammock.


9 posted on 03/05/2010 12:19:08 PM PST by sadamico (Can a state AG file a suit against the federal government for violating the US Constitution?)
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To: mikrofon

I can hear the wwife now

See I told you to quit leaving your underwear laying around.


10 posted on 03/05/2010 12:19:13 PM PST by lakeman (,)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Suddenly, I’m feeling very hungry....


11 posted on 03/05/2010 12:21:39 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak
Suddenly, I’m feeling very hungry....
 
Really? Then my friend Bart has something to say to you....
 



12 posted on 03/05/2010 12:24:41 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’m sure this will be really big with the “fruits” in San Francisco.


13 posted on 03/05/2010 12:24:51 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

You’re enjoying this too much. Should I worry about you? :)


14 posted on 03/05/2010 12:27:07 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

I would appreciate it if you would.


15 posted on 03/05/2010 12:27:56 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

“might get a bit squishy”

Squishy?

I haven’t worn squishy underpants since I got out of diapers!


16 posted on 03/05/2010 12:28:49 PM PST by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Lol!


17 posted on 03/05/2010 12:29:36 PM PST by derllak
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To: Responsibility2nd

The comments on this thread are far more entertaining than the original story. Thank you all!


18 posted on 03/05/2010 12:34:14 PM PST by 3D-JOY
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To: sadamico
Gives new meaning to the term Banana Hammock.

You reminded me of one of my favorite scenes in "Friends"--when Phoebe changes her name to "Princess Consuela Banana Hammock." She says, "It's fun, it's different. Nobody else has a name like it."

So her new husband Mike (Paul Rudd) changes his name to "Crap Bag." He says, "It's fun, it's different. Nobody else has a name like it. If you have trouble remembering it, just thing of a bag filled with crap."

LOL! One of the best t.v. series ever made.

19 posted on 03/05/2010 12:43:58 PM PST by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Bananna appeal?


20 posted on 03/05/2010 12:45:14 PM PST by sourcery (The layoffs, tax increases and wealth redistribution will continue until morale improves!)
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To: sourcery

I didn’t know people were shopping for “Absorbent” underwear ?


21 posted on 03/05/2010 1:16:27 PM PST by Celerity
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

!!!
Bark weave?
How badly does it chafe?
Ouch.


22 posted on 03/05/2010 2:11:56 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Put a pair of those on a guy about to get married and you’d have fruit of the groom.


23 posted on 03/05/2010 2:14:10 PM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


24 posted on 03/05/2010 2:19:52 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd

25 posted on 03/05/2010 2:27:59 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

Get a shampoo, dude.


26 posted on 03/05/2010 2:32:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition

That’s the worst case of banana head that I have ever seen!


27 posted on 03/05/2010 2:33:11 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Daffynition

If I have a nightmare, it’s going to be your fault!


28 posted on 03/05/2010 5:46:30 PM PST by Max in Utah (A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: Max in Utah
Fear not the curved yellow fruit!


29 posted on 03/05/2010 5:54:02 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She was ‘way ahead of her time with that underwear. Um... Outerwear. Whatever.

My mom told me many years ago that old Josephine was quite scandalous back then. It looks pretty tame and kind of silly now.


30 posted on 03/05/2010 7:16:19 PM PST by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: TheOldLady

She could teach a lot of comtemporary “entertainers” a thing or three about sexy.


31 posted on 03/05/2010 8:02:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Indeed. She was an “It” girl.


32 posted on 03/06/2010 4:30:04 AM PST by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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