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Aussie underwear has gone bananas
Yahoo News ^
| 03/05/2010
Posted on 03/05/2010 12:11:00 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) Australian underwear company AussieBum has been monkeying around and the result is a range of men's underwear made with bananas.
~SNIP~
The banana fiber used in the underwear is made from a bark weave from the banana plant and makes the underwear not only lightweight, but also very absorbent, he said. "Naturally you can't really add anymore banana fiber than that because it might be a bit squishy," said Jones, adding that wearers did not have to worry about real monkeys, as the underwear does not smell like a banana.
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TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banana; chat; napl; underwear
Why yes. I DO have a banana in my pants.
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Responsibility2nd
Are you happy to see me?...................
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:11:55 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Education makes people easy to lead, difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.)
To: Responsibility2nd; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
BANANAS IN YOUR PANTS......PING!!!!
To: Responsibility2nd
I don't think this is what the article is referring to.
But what the heck.
To: Responsibility2nd
SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) Australian underwear company AussieBum has been monkeying around and the result is a range of men's underwear made with bananas.~SLIP~
The banana fiber used in the underwear . . .
There, fixed it.
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:17:37 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Not very a-peeling)
To: Responsibility2nd
Fruit flies like a banana.
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:18:28 PM PST
by
posterchild
(Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Say, big boy . . . .
To: Responsibility2nd
Gives new meaning to the term Banana Hammock.
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:19:08 PM PST
by
sadamico
(Can a state AG file a suit against the federal government for violating the US Constitution?)
To: mikrofon
I can hear the wwife now
See I told you to quit leaving your underwear laying around.
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:19:13 PM PST
by
lakeman
(,)
To: Responsibility2nd
Suddenly, I’m feeling very hungry....
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:21:39 PM PST
by
derllak
To: derllak
Suddenly, Im feeling very hungry....
Really? Then my friend Bart has something to say to you....
To: Responsibility2nd
I’m sure this will be really big with the “fruits” in San Francisco.
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:24:51 PM PST
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
To: Responsibility2nd
You’re enjoying this too much. Should I worry about you? :)
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:27:07 PM PST
by
derllak
To: derllak
I would appreciate it if you would.
To: Responsibility2nd
“might get a bit squishy”
Squishy?
I haven’t worn squishy underpants since I got out of diapers!
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:28:49 PM PST
by
lightman
(Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:29:36 PM PST
by
derllak
To: Responsibility2nd
The comments on this thread are far more entertaining than the original story. Thank you all!
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:34:14 PM PST
by
3D-JOY
To: sadamico
Gives new meaning to the term Banana Hammock.You reminded me of one of my favorite scenes in "Friends"--when Phoebe changes her name to "Princess Consuela Banana Hammock." She says, "It's fun, it's different. Nobody else has a name like it."
So her new husband Mike (Paul Rudd) changes his name to "Crap Bag." He says, "It's fun, it's different. Nobody else has a name like it. If you have trouble remembering it, just thing of a bag filled with crap."
LOL! One of the best t.v. series ever made.
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:43:58 PM PST
by
proud American in Canada
(my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
03/05/2010 12:45:14 PM PST
by
sourcery
(The layoffs, tax increases and wealth redistribution will continue until morale improves!)
To: sourcery
I didn’t know people were shopping for “Absorbent” underwear ?
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posted on
03/05/2010 1:16:27 PM PST
by
Celerity
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
!!!
Bark weave?
How badly does it chafe?
Ouch.
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posted on
03/05/2010 2:11:56 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Put a pair of those on a guy about to get married and you’d have fruit of the groom.
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posted on
03/05/2010 2:14:10 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa.)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
03/05/2010 2:19:52 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd
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posted on
03/05/2010 2:27:59 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
03/05/2010 2:32:08 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
That’s the worst case of banana head that I have ever seen!
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posted on
03/05/2010 2:33:11 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Daffynition
If I have a nightmare, it’s going to be your fault!
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posted on
03/05/2010 5:46:30 PM PST
by
Max in Utah
(A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
To: Max in Utah
Fear not the curved yellow fruit!
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posted on
03/05/2010 5:54:02 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: Slings and Arrows
She was ‘way ahead of her time with that underwear. Um... Outerwear. Whatever.
My mom told me many years ago that old Josephine was quite scandalous back then. It looks pretty tame and kind of silly now.
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posted on
03/05/2010 7:16:19 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
To: TheOldLady
She could teach a lot of comtemporary “entertainers” a thing or three about sexy.
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posted on
03/05/2010 8:02:43 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: Slings and Arrows
Indeed. She was an “It” girl.
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posted on
03/06/2010 4:30:04 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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