Posted on 03/16/2010 7:12:51 AM PDT by bamahead
I do not want to see Algore in leather.
Stuck on stupid.
I believe this extreme weather is caused by angry volcano gods. Let us throw Algore into a volcano and appease them.
If you have a hypothesis that claims ANY RESULT proves your hypothesis, you are not doing Science, you are doing religion of an especially unintelligent sort.
March winds bring April showers.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Oh, shut up already Al.
Al, please go away....anywhere....just go away!!!!
And when you find that space far far away, please invite Nancy, Harry, Barry, John and Barney to join you.
Please just go away!!!!!
Eventually, of course, our grandchildren will probably drive electric cars....but in the meantime:
Dear Leftwing Handwringers:
Why should exploit poor nations and extract our oil from places with lax environmental standards and poisoned rivers when we can get oil right here at home under strict environmental controls?
Why, when it comes to oil, are Leftwingers such neo-colonialist expoiters of the natural resources of little brown people?
Gorebull's Warming is a display of a lack of intellect on behalf of whatisname!
It’s a PVC tailored Hefty Bag.
He’d be confused with a Lazy Boy sectional.
Didn’t Al Gore see his shadow a few weeks back & return to his den for 6 more weeks. Geez!
Thanks! It’s a good one. ~S
Algore attributes the pimple on his butt to Global Warming. I think he needs to re-read the old Biblical (Talmudic?) saying:
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”
Didn’t he flunk out of Divinity School (along with Law School, Business School, Obedience School and Traffic School?)
I thought Manbearpig was dead this winter but he was just hibernating!
Manbearpig lives!!
Where is the study on the correlation between all these storm events and AlBore openning his fat mouth and releasing all that hot air?????
Make that a “Section”al 8 and you’re right on the $$$.
Yep, we never had rain or wind here in the Northeast till AlGore came up with global warming.
I can’t even remember it snowing here until the mid 1990’s /s
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