Northfield teacher bites off piece of stranger's ear in cafe(MN)

star trombone ^ | 3-16-10 | PAUL WALSH

[WOBBLY BOB]

A teacher at Northfield Middle School is accused of biting off a piece of a stranger's ear while in a St. Paul cafe early Sunday and then picking the evidence up off the floor and presumably eating it. Susan M. Mwarabu, 30, of Rochester, was charged Monday with third-degree felony assault and later released from the Ramsey County jail.

[WOBBLY BOB]

nice photo...Mike Tyson wannabe.

[skeeter]

MY EYES...

[kickstart]

Guilty!

[rfp1234]

Lend me your ears.

Requiem for a chompion.

A two-bit bout.

[ClearCase_guy]

I assumed she was Amish, but apparently not ...

[nagdt]

oohh... yummmmmeeee!

[WOBBLY BOB]

Top of the hour radio news said the school district still had ‘not made a decision yet’ regarding her employment and wanted to know more ‘facts of the case’. LOL.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

And if we don’t pass Obamacare, more poor souls like this one will go hungry and be forced to resort to eating human flesh....

[GnuHere]

MY EARS!
NO, REALLY, WHERE ARE MY EARS??

She look all wee-wee’d up.

[17th Miss Regt]

What more do they need to ear?

[The Sons of Liberty]

There’s some strange folks in Minnesota. I guess that explains that obnoxious idiot al franken.

[Baladas]

what the hell is she wearing?

[HiTech RedNeck]

She was quite pickled at the time. Decent enough when sober (she taught a science class and learning disabled students competently), some people should never touch liquor and she’s apparently one.

[taillightchaser]

Boy, the food must have been lousy at that cafe!!

[pigsmith]

This is a teacher???

[Fiddlstix]

Ping

[MrB]

Soros’ “secretary of state project” is what explains “senator” Franken.

[crosshairs]

It’s a jungle out there.

[Grunthor]

Guilty as all get out!

[Mr. Mojo]

Raw ears are probably a delicacy in Somalia.

[crosshairs]

This is a teacher???

mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm

[HiTech RedNeck]

Rather adventurous science experiment wouldn’t you say... tastes like chicken?

[Star Traveler]

Sounds like one of those "Otherkins" to me... LOL ...

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Otherkin

(from Wikipedia)

Otherkin are people who identify in some way as non-human. Broadly defined, while otherkin are human in outward form, they believe themselves to be in spirit what are generally considered to be mythological or legendary creatures. Some may claim to be able to shift mentally - meaning that they may experience the sense of being in their particular form while not actually changing physically. The existence of Otherkin is variably explained as being made possible through reincarnation, having a nonhuman soul, ancestry, or symbolic metaphor.

Common creatures otherkin identify as include angels, demons, dragons, elves, extra-terrestrials, fairies, kitsune, lycanthropes (werewolves), and vampires.

Otherkin Internet Communities

The oldest Internet resource for otherkin is the Elfinkind Digest; a mailing list started in 1990 by a student at the University of Kentucky for "elves and interested observers". Also in the early 1990s, newsgroups such as alt.horror.werewolves and alt.fan.dragons on Usenet, which were initially created for fans of these creatures in the context of fantasy and horror literature and films, also developed followings which identified as mythological beings.

On 6 February 1995, a document titled the "Elven Nation Manifesto" was posted to Usenet, including the groups alt.pagan and alt.magick. On Usenet itself, the document was universally panned and considered to be either a troll or an attempt to frame an innocent party. However, enough people contacted the original author of the Elven Nation post in good faith for a mailing list to spin off from it.

The modern otherkin subculture grew out of these elven online communities of the early-to-mid-1990s[6], with the earliest recorded use of the term otherkin appearing in July of 1990 and the variant otherkind being reported as early as April 1990. The therian, vampire, and draconic subcultures are related to the otherkin community somewhat, and are considered part of it by most otherkin, but are culturally distinct movements of their own despite some overlap in membership.

[flash2368]

Hope they got the other person a rabies shot...

[HiTech RedNeck]

My cats talk to me.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Statement: "A teacher at Northfield Middle School is accused of biting off a piece of a stranger's ear while in a St. Paul cafe early Sunday and then picking the evidence up off the floor and presumably eating it."

Response: Yes, the occurrence of the event is understandable.

[Outlaw Woman]

O if only Obama had been in that cafe...she could of had a 7 course meal.

[Eagles6]

Cannibalism is an accepted form of expression in her homeland.

"Diversity is our strength, all cultures are equal".

[Hodar]

Maybe she’s a latent Zombie?

A Zombie stuck in MN with a high population of Liberals ... so there aren’t any brains to feast on ... so I guess the second choice on the menu are ears ???

[Star Traveler]

There’s gotta be a way to make money out of that... :-)

[reagan_fanatic]

[Buckeye McFrog]

so upset was she at the fact that they had run out of Lutefisk that she decided to go for the next-best thing...

[Ronbo1948]

The lady didn’t want a sandwich, she wanted a Manwich!

[wolfcreek]

ROP alert!

Name: Mwarabu

Gender: Masculine

Origin: Africa

Language: African

Thematic: History

Meaning: Mwarabu is someone who becomes Muslim

Comments: Mwarabu (islam) muslim

Retrieved from “http://www.namespedia.com/index.php/Mwarabu";

[Drill Thrawl]

Exactly. It’s their culture. Who are we to judge?

[Oldpuppymax]

Anybody still wonder how Hussein got elected?

[Hacklehead]

I'd say the guy got off lucky.

[slapshot]

DFL = Dumb F*^!@)?ing Liberal

[onedoug]

‘She teach cannibalism too?

[WOBBLY BOB]

So she is a man?

[DManA]

It’s a cultural thing. Don’t judge. </sarcasm>

[Titus-Maximus]

Looks like somebody gave her an earful!

[DManA]

Nothing good ever happens at 4am.

[Old Grumpy]

“O if only Obama had been in that cafe...she could of had a 7 course meal.”

Oh, that’s bad. I shouldn’t laugh, but I am.

[ozzymandus]

Those crazy Swedes!

[Ancesthntr]

...and then picking the evidence up off the floor and presumably eating it.

Among other things, I guess that she also subscribes to the 5-second rule.

[WOBBLY BOB]

Education Minnesota will show this as proof that half the MN budget being spent on education is not enough. Teachers are going hungry.

[walford]

“I assumed she was Amish, but apparently not ...”

ROFL!!

[dennisw]

Crazy as she wants to be! GUILTY TOO!

[Outlaw Woman]

I couldn't resist! :O