Skip to comments.What Makes a Guy 'Undateable'? Oh, Any of 311 Different Things
Posted on 03/22/2010 6:26:09 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
Just what is it that makes us decide there will be no date two? Or, more importantly, date three, with a particular guy? Turns out Ellen Rakieten, a former producer for Oprah, and Anne Coyle, a copywriter -- along with help from dozens of unsuspecting men -- may have the answers. All 311 of them.
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Any woman who can come up with 311 different things that makes a guy undateable is going to spend a lot of time at home or with other women.
First ‘The Rules,’ now this. Do these women really want to start a war? I can bat out 622 items about women if they really want it. Let’s start with black nail polish....
That must be an interesting site, the fire wall won’t let it through.
Of course, I probably account for my share of those 311 and someone else's too.
‘Any woman who can come up with 311 different things that makes a guy undateable is going to spend a lot of time at home or with other women.’
That’s the entire feminist agenda....brainwash women into believing they do need men for anything.
Having a list of more than 5 things.
And what makes a girl undateable?
There’s probably just one all encompassing reason...
they don’t act like women.
But then, women are wired to want a man who acts like a man, even though society/feminism tells them different.
Has the rate of psychosis among women gone UP or DOWN since the advent of feminism?
From my observations, nothing.
They call me MR.312...
#1 reason a man is undateable - his wife.
Hey now, what’s wrong with a salad? Especially when it’s topped with meat?
As long as they continue to make turkey basters, we ain't needed. . . . . . . . . . I think I'll just stay here and drink with Merle . . . . We're Gone. . . .
I might suggest that anyone making up such a list should have stopped well before reason 311 and looked in the mirror, so to speak.
At least for me marriage made me undateable because the Mrs. kept running the girls off. Just kidding, dear...really.
She must be a barrel of laughs on a date. I’ve been married for 20 years but I only rejected women as potential dates for one of three reasons (as opposed to 311): left-wing politics, poor personal hygiene, or a humorless, hypercritical nature. I’m guessing these two broads hit the Trifecta.
The first order issue with “undateable” men is that most were raised by women.
This kind of nonsense is exactly what one might expect from anyone associated with Oprah.
Salad: it’s what food eats.
These women kill me. In NYC the ratio of men to women is dramatically in favor of the men. When you don’t count the gay guys, the ratio is even better.
The good guys get scooped up quickly.
Have fun with the rest.
Its funny to listen to these thirty something divorcees and “career” girls bitch about not getting good men. They have been taught that they don’t have to compromise.
Men have known this since Eve bit into the apple. And then she put on clothes. We’ve been trying to reverse that screw up for eons.
#1 Reason: Being a LIB.
Just kidding that she DID run off all of the girls, or just kidding that she DIDN”T run off ALL of the girls.
Just want to me sure your wife is clear about your post.
Yes. I can be an ass sometimes.
I love this. Just sent it to my wife, who left a salad in the fridge for me to eat for lunch.
“And what makes a girl undateable?”
To some men a few extra pounds and to others being to liberal.
“#1 reason a man is undateable - his wife.”
Tell that to Tiger.
Women hate facial hair. Smooth hairless skin on the face is what they want.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner.
I tell that to my husband all the time.
Carrie Sloan, Editor-in-Chief
Erin Scottberg, Editor
Julieanne Smolinski, Editor / Hobbit Enthusiast
Heather Muse, Contributing Editor
Chris(my opinion doesn’t count) Chaberski, Copy Editor
She's a democrat...
If these broads are fat just wear a pork chop or fudge around your neck. The rules won’t matter.
I would have pegged it as an article in seventeen magazine, aimed at 12 year olds.
My list of things that make a guy undateable
1) Hates his mother and/or father (without a d@mn good reason)
2) Bad hygiene or dirty, slovenly appearance (being a little dorky or unfashionable isn’t necessarily bad, unless it’s a more of a antisocial/mental illness vibe)
3) No job, no ambition
4) Bad or weak character, a follower
5) Isn’t ‘good’ or passionate about anything...(career success isn’t the only measure of a man)
6) Selfish adolescent persona, doesn’t see himself as ‘man’ but a ‘guy or ‘boy’
7) Lack of a transcendent moral code that includes the willingness to sacrifice
8) No sense of humor
9) No sense of self-worth
10) Dumb, heartless, greedy, and/or looking for a servant
11) Knows how to kill things when they need killing
12) Draws, writes or plays music, too
Did you include any woman with more than 2 cats on your 622 items?
I don’t do/have 1-10, I am well rounded in 11. 12 not so much - time constraints (according to Mrs. mad)
And when she’s older, cats. Lots of cats.
Ellen Rakieten, a former producer for Oprah, and Anne Coyle, a copywriter...
I don’t feel like google imaging this... Anyone out there curious? I suspect they are ugly.
From the site:
We also have crushes we're not very proud of ... on guys like David Koresh, Tucker Carlson, and, um, George W.(Lemondrop)
Heh, my husband has 1-10 covered, although I think he could work on #8 a little more.
He’s got #12, but needs more practice at #11 as of late. Of course, opportunities have been lacking. Pretty good, so I think I’ll keep him. :)
Plus, he puts up with me! (Maybe that means his #8 is better than I’m giving him credit for.)
What do you have against nuns? ;->
Seriously, if you dated this Lemondrop character and her list of flaws, you might expand your own list.
Imagine her sitting at the dinner table muttering "#105...#277... and #63... TWICE!".
I'll have to tell my wife, though.
Anything associated with OAFrah is un-datable by definition.
That alone explains why ellen is having trouble with men.
For some time there have been certain rumours about Oprah. If true, it’s very possible that her staff shares her preferences.
That might explain this article.
Considering that NYC is a socialist hell hole, I don’t care what the ratio of men to women is, I wouldn’t want one from there.
I wonder where male pattern baldness falls on the list.
Speak for yourself. I love a good beard, and my hubby has one! Grew it just for me!
why not date a woman with black nail polish?