Okay, I get the appeal of a Miss America who’s not only smoldering hot but likes girls in, you know, that way [cue the vintage porn flick bow-chicka-bow-wow]. But the notion of an NFL QB who likes to get under the center both on and off the field...I don’t know that I need that in my head. And as to a gay president...I think the bad ones are perfectly capable of screwing more people at one time than they could ever stick their junk in anyway.
As far as the director for my biopic...John Landis. And Harold Ramis does the screenplay.
Backfield in motion, I'm gonna penis, er, penalize you!