10 Million Reasons Tiger Was Afraid of Rachel (Tiger Woods pays mistress $10 million)

tmz ^ | Apr 1. 2010 | staff

[johniegrad]

How is this different from blackmail?

It succeeded and there were no legal charges.

[CBF]

No, but for an extra million he’d dress like one too.

[Vanders9]

Well, lets see now...I can study really hard, give up on luxuries and good times, work at second and third jobs to put myself through college and still run up a huge student debt, then struggle to find a job in a depressed economy doing really useful work which is unappreciated and subject to massive legal action if I as much as miss dotting an i or crossing a t, and be paid a pittance, half of which will be taken away by the government....

OR

I can earn fifty times the average annual salary in a few weeks by lying on my back and telling a few white lies.

Life choices are just SO hard, aren't they?

[krb]

Put yourself in my shoes

I don't think it's your shoes that people put themselves in, with regard to you.

[Huskrrrr]

Rachel Uchitel insists she’s a nice normal girl.

Yes, perhaps she is just misunderstood. :0)