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Michelle Obama gets a facelift from Good Housekeeping
sfgate.com ^ | 4/8/10 | Margot Magowan

Posted on 04/08/2010 6:38:39 PM PDT by Nachum

First problem: there's still a magazine called Good Housekeeping.

Magazines and newspapers are dying left and right, the whole publishing industry is imploding, yet Good Housekeeping lives on? It survives not only to give women crucial tips on vacuuming, ironing, or what Febreeze actually is, but to produce a commemorative "125th Anniversary Collector's Issue" graced with the creepiest cover photo of Michelle Obama I've ever seen.

This from Jezebel's Jessica Coen:

The entire bottom half of Michelle's face seems to have been replaced, her forehead has been nicely tightened, and the entire right (our left) side of her face seems to have scored some extreme chiseling. A solid helmet head and weird lighting finish off her look.

Michelle Obama is a stunning woman in every way-- why did Good Housekeeping transform her into a waxy, Stepford wife, lips and teeth bossed and glossed, hands clasped primly just under the appropriately wifey headline: "Keeping her marriage close, raising her girls and overcoming her biggest fear."

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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: auntester; boobbelt; facelift; good; michelle; mitchell; obama; photoshopped; sasquatch; tornadobrushing; wookie
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1 posted on 04/08/2010 6:38:39 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Jet Jaguar; NorwegianViking; ExTexasRedhead; HollyB; FromLori; EricTheRed_VocalMinority; ...

The list, ping


2 posted on 04/08/2010 6:39:26 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Nachum

They were just trying to cover up the evil oozing out of her brain.


3 posted on 04/08/2010 6:40:05 PM PDT by ikka
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To: Nachum
Michelle Obama is a stunning woman in every way

She stuns me when I look at her picture - and not in a good way.

4 posted on 04/08/2010 6:40:11 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: Nachum
Michelle Obama is a stunning woman in every way

Tuned out right there.

5 posted on 04/08/2010 6:40:31 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Nachum

Wish we could photoshop the disaster called the Obamaloon record.

Of course, now we know why he’s paid millions to cover up his past.

We’re probably seeing his best right now.

Be afraid, be very afraid.


6 posted on 04/08/2010 6:41:30 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Nachum

The Obama’s

America’s answer to Nicolae and Elena Ceaucescu


7 posted on 04/08/2010 6:42:26 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (From this point forward the Democratic Party will be referred to as the Communist Party)
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To: Nachum

Remember those troll dolls?

Michele has a troll face.

http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/JohnByrne2/2009-12-30_114438_Troll-Doll-troll-dolls-1353646-302-450.jpg


8 posted on 04/08/2010 6:44:09 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Nachum

They also used a body double (or did some serious airbrushing).

Her upper torso is not that ‘delicate’ and her posture is nothing close to what we see in the picture.


9 posted on 04/08/2010 6:45:26 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Nachum

I’m so used to seeing Michelle giving Barry the “snake eye” that I didn’t recognize her. Wish I had that airbrush thingy for my mornings!


10 posted on 04/08/2010 6:47:12 PM PDT by MWestMom (Tread carefully, truth lies here.)
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To: Nachum
Michelle Obama is a stunning woman in every way...

No. Stunning in only one way: Butt-ugly!

Red Foxx stated it correctly; "Beauty may be skin-deep. But ugly goes all the way to the bone."

11 posted on 04/08/2010 6:47:36 PM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: Nachum

HAHAHAHA!!!

I had to click to see the pic, and I’m howlin! She looks worse than the dolls they’ve been palming off on the market for the past year.


12 posted on 04/08/2010 6:47:56 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: sionnsar

This “authoress” drips SF from start to finish. If you’re looking for a world-wide barfathon, you have to look at the article to get a load of the mug that thinks MrsO is “a stunning woman.”

Hint: Skelator


13 posted on 04/08/2010 6:50:36 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Nachum

That can’t be Moosechelle. The linebacker body is missing. That is about as realistic as making Orca Oprah look like a size 8.


14 posted on 04/08/2010 6:50:40 PM PDT by GnuHere
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To: Nachum

Enough about Michelle’s photoshopped face. What about the buttectomy??

I don’t know why they had to butcher that photo. Obama isn’t ugly, she is just a little too far on the equine side for my taste. Still, better to show that than a picture from the wax museum.


15 posted on 04/08/2010 6:52:42 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown (HARRY: Money Mob & Influence (book on amazon written by me!))
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To: Nachum

Why did this spontaneously spring to mind?

16 posted on 04/08/2010 6:55:44 PM PDT by avenir (I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
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To: sionnsar

she is so stunning that the insults Muhammed Ali threw at Joe Frazier are more appropriate for her


17 posted on 04/08/2010 6:59:32 PM PDT by hecht (NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM)
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To: Nachum
That face looks like a Bondo job.
18 posted on 04/08/2010 6:59:49 PM PDT by skimbell
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To: DaxtonBrown

Mighty Michelle Obama shopping bags available on request.

19 posted on 04/08/2010 7:00:31 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown (HARRY: Money Mob & Influence (book on amazon written by me!))
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To: Nachum
SMOKING HOT MICHELLE THE REAL MICHELLE!
20 posted on 04/08/2010 7:04:01 PM PDT by classified
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To: nmh

What did the poor little troll doll do that you insult him so?


21 posted on 04/08/2010 7:04:25 PM PDT by Lera
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To: Nachum

The word “macabre” immediately came to my mind, quickly followed by “grotesque.” The poor woman isn’t much too look at to begin with; doctoring up her photo in this way did her no favors.


22 posted on 04/08/2010 7:09:19 PM PDT by TXBlair (Obama is doing an INCREDIBLE job of running this country...into the ground.)
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To: Nachum

They lie! Michelle is not a stunning woman. Average at best but not stunning.


23 posted on 04/08/2010 7:11:59 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Nachum


Oh, you've gotta be freaking kidding me!
24 posted on 04/08/2010 7:15:12 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: Nachum
Photobucket
25 posted on 04/08/2010 7:16:52 PM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: RandallFlagg

She looks like one of those weird little aliens from “Mars Attacks!”


26 posted on 04/08/2010 7:17:21 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (US out of the UN - UN out of the US)
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To: Nachum
No airbrush here:

or here:


27 posted on 04/08/2010 7:18:42 PM PDT by Neverforget01 (The problem is the doing, not the talking....Gov Haley Barbour)
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To: Nachum
A new trend -- "Biased Boob Belts"! She gave up on the radials, I guess.


28 posted on 04/08/2010 7:19:19 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: maggief; GOP_Lady; Nachum

Fashion ping...lol.


29 posted on 04/08/2010 7:20:06 PM PDT by onyx (Sarah/Michele 2012)
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To: West Texas Chuck

30 posted on 04/08/2010 7:25:41 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (US out of the UN - UN out of the US)
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To: 007girl; 1_Rain_Drop; 2nd amendment mama; 6323cd; abner; afraidfortherepublic; Aggie Mama; ...
Michelle Fashion Police Alert Ping!

FReepmail GOP_Lady if you want on or off this ping list

31 posted on 04/08/2010 7:36:13 PM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: Neverforget01

Does this woman have access to a mirror?

Even I, who can’t wear a lot of things, know when things don’t look right of me.

Gees.


32 posted on 04/08/2010 7:37:19 PM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: Neverforget01

Michelle’s Fat @55.

That right there is one for the Helen Thomas Hall of Fame.


33 posted on 04/08/2010 7:39:00 PM PDT by IncPen (HEY GORE -- GIVE BACK THE OSCAR! - GIVE BACK THE NOBEL! ANSWER THE HOAX!)
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To: nmh

Heh! When I was growing up.....we also called the ‘dammit dolls’.


34 posted on 04/08/2010 7:39:09 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: Nachum

I’m sure Michelle is happy... they put her head on some small skinny woman’s body.


35 posted on 04/08/2010 7:47:17 PM PDT by keepitreal ( Don't tread on me.)
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To: GOP_Lady
WOW! mooshelle overcame obesity! she looks beautiful, so gorgeous, ravishing with a knock out straight as a pin posture! She lost all her curves and appears quite flat ...around the edges... (well, except for that one disappearing boob and weird hair line).

What's her secret? how did she do this so quickly?

That Dr Photoshop is simply amazing!

36 posted on 04/08/2010 7:47:20 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: RandallFlagg

Obviously, some valiant Republican or PUMA works in the GH production department.

Well done.

Maybe next they will make her husband look Presidential.


37 posted on 04/08/2010 7:52:51 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom ((((((((((((((((((((PALIN/BACHMANN 2012))))))))))))))))))))
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To: GOP_Lady

thanks for Ping. I had just prior gone to the thread & was going to ping list after Cav’s game, which just ended.

Cyber graphic face lifts are cool(I would like to see one on me!!!) .. but unfortunately the real thing is what we see all the time with both of the first couple.

The ugly truth is there physically & performance wise


38 posted on 04/08/2010 7:55:10 PM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell God how big your storm is...Tell the storm how big your God is!)
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To: GOP_Lady
Sadder thing is that we taxpayers are paying the salaries of an entourage who are helping her look this bad.


39 posted on 04/08/2010 8:00:35 PM PDT by Neverforget01 (The problem is the doing, not the talking....Gov Haley Barbour)
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To: Neverforget01
LOL!!!!!!

That costume has me in stitches! My sides hurt from all the LOL-ing

40 posted on 04/08/2010 8:05:54 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: GnuHere

That sure doesn’t look like her upper body either. They must have just taken a head shot, fixed it up, and put it on someone elses body.


41 posted on 04/08/2010 8:07:04 PM PDT by jtill (We thank you, O Lord, that the future is bright, though the present is dark . [J. Coggan])
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To: Neverforget01

I like different things, but the what in the world is that outfit?


42 posted on 04/08/2010 8:09:27 PM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: GOP_Lady
I have no answer. Sometimes I think she dresses so bizarrely just to see if anyone will say anything.
43 posted on 04/08/2010 8:19:42 PM PDT by Neverforget01 (The problem is the doing, not the talking....Gov Haley Barbour)
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To: Nachum
The only thing scarier than Michelle in that pic is the raving femi-nazi that wrote the piece...lol
44 posted on 04/08/2010 8:22:53 PM PDT by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
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To: RandallFlagg

Where’s her breasts Randall?


45 posted on 04/08/2010 8:28:32 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: RandallFlagg

“Good Ho’ing”


46 posted on 04/08/2010 8:29:53 PM PDT by unsycophant
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To: Clintons Are White Trash

Collector’s Issue of Good Ho’ing.

::: laughing :::


47 posted on 04/08/2010 8:31:38 PM PDT by unsycophant
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Say, mojitojoe, would you please post the Michelle photo you posted a couple of days ago - the one of her wearing the green dress, perhaps during the dem convention, the one showing ... uh ... um ... blush ... you know.
48 posted on 04/08/2010 8:32:42 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Neverforget01

Two pigs wrestling under a blanket!


49 posted on 04/08/2010 8:34:42 PM PDT by Palladin (Regroup, Resist, Reload, Repeat!)
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To: GOP_Lady

What are they trying to do? Make her look like Granny?


50 posted on 04/08/2010 8:36:03 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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