Skip to comments.The thought of making love to Larry King is enough to make your hair stand up
Posted on 04/16/2010 3:40:02 AM PDT by Zakeet
Larry King sex symbol?
Puhleeze. The guy's 76 years old, has orange fly-away hair, often seems a bit loopy and looks dorky in those glasses.
Then again he's worth gazillions, so it's no surprise that he's been married eight times and is one of the few men in the universe to have more divorces than ex-wives.
He accomplished that by marrying - and divorcing - the same woman twice.
You gotta wonder how he does it.
But come on girls, sleep with Larry King?
Not for a million bucks, the amount he supposedly gave Shannon Engemann, the sister of Mrs. King No. 8, Shawn Southwick. Southwick says her sister had an affair with Larry. Shannon denies it.
Not for $14 million, King's reported annual salary.
Nope, not even for $144 million, his net worth, including that 18-room mansion in Beverly Hills.
Someone will, now that he's about to spring from his eighth marriage and become single again, free to traipse around L.A. with Viagra in his pockets looking for the next blond with huge implants.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
Pictorial spread of the women in Larry's life HERE.
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As far as I’m concerned that’s the ONLY thing that would stand up.
From the hold he has on every woman in every photo, I would say he engages in some serous controlling behaviors.
Hey, the sex can’t be too bad ... fifteen seconds of utter disgust in exchange for all that money. It’s having to sleep with him that’s the real bummer.
I makes me want to grab a scrub brush and alcohol...Ick!!
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>>> But come on girls, sleep with Larry King?
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Larry is Larry. . .wish him no ill. Suspect he will go with his boots off; and socks (probably) on. . .
This reminds me of the plot of the movie "HeartBreakers". Sigourney Weaver specializes in marrying wealthy Palm Beach geezers whom she meets at the Breakers Hotel. Then she arranges for her daughter, Jennifer Love Hewitt, to seduce the husband, catches them in the act and divorces quickly for big bucks!