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Porn star opts out of Senate race against Louisiana's Vitter
Miami Herald ^ | Friday, 04.16.10 | Josh Schaffer

Posted on 04/16/2010 6:52:30 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh

Had she won, Stormy Daniels might have been the only U.S. senator who could perform a lap dance, lip-sync Motley Crue and descend a staircase in stiletto heels.

But from The Men's Club in Raleigh, bathed in purple light and dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, the Louisiana-born sizzler announced that she would drop her bid for national office — canceling what could have been the nation's most arousing race.

(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: babes; elections; louisiana; pornstar; vitter
A few weeks ago, following the Republican National Committee scandal in which party officials spent nearly $2,000 in a sex-themed Hollywood nightclub, Daniels declared that tab to be admirably frugal and switched her party affiliation to Republican.


1 posted on 04/16/2010 6:52:30 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Malone LaVeigh

I’d hit it just as a favor to Laz.


2 posted on 04/16/2010 6:58:57 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

She would have been the first Senator Porn Star. But at least she wouldn’t have been the first Prostitute in the Senate. They have always been there.


3 posted on 04/16/2010 7:00:35 AM PDT by Pontiac
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To: Malone LaVeigh

I think the title should read:

“Porn star pulls out early against Vitter”


4 posted on 04/16/2010 7:00:56 AM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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To: Kozak

I SWEAR TO GOD I’M LOOKING AT HER EYES!


5 posted on 04/16/2010 7:03:48 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Pontiac
She would have been the first Senator Porn Star.

Italy's parliment has elected several hardcore porn actresses.

6 posted on 04/16/2010 7:04:09 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (We've gone from phony soldiers to phony conservative protesters. Nothing about liberalism is genuine)
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To: tet68; Lazamataz

Paging Laz. Pick up the white courtesy phone, please.


7 posted on 04/16/2010 7:07:54 AM PDT by wbill
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To: massgopguy

she has eyes?


8 posted on 04/16/2010 7:08:47 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (A half-truth is a complete lie)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

Yes and maybe twice


9 posted on 04/16/2010 7:10:06 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

She wants me.


10 posted on 04/16/2010 7:11:49 AM PDT by bolobaby
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To: Pontiac
"But at least she wouldn’t have been the first Prostitute in the Senate. They have always been there."

Which is why it's ridiculous to suggest that prostitution is the worlds oldest profession. They had to have paying customers first. Hence, political whores is the worlds oldest profession...
11 posted on 04/16/2010 7:12:10 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: bolobaby
"She wants me."

Get a stronger perscription on those glasses.... : )
12 posted on 04/16/2010 7:13:03 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: Malone LaVeigh

She is beautiful !


13 posted on 04/16/2010 7:15:10 AM PDT by Dustbunny ("Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. " Ronald Reagan)
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To: Pontiac; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Wild In The Streets (1968) predicted this:


The character in the film is a child actress who grew up to be a porn star and then ran for office

When a Congressman from Sally LeRoy's home district dies suddenly, the band enters her in the special election that follows, and Sally (the eldest of the group, and the only one of majority age to run for office) is voted into Congress by the new teen bloc.

The first bill Sally introduces is a Constitutional amendment to lower the age requirements for national political office — to 14, and "Fourteen Or Fight!" enters a new phase. A joint session of Congress is called, and the Troopers (by now joined by Fergus' son Jimmy, played by Michael Margotta) swing the vote their way by spiking the Washington water supply with LSD, and providing all the Senators and Representatives with teenaged guides.

"Sally LeRoy" (songwriters: Barry Mann & Cynthia Weil)

14 posted on 04/16/2010 7:17:45 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (We've gone from phony soldiers to phony conservative protesters. Nothing about liberalism is genuine)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
 

 
 
Well, she does have a wide stance.
 
Looks qualified to me.


15 posted on 04/16/2010 7:18:14 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: massgopguy
Yes, those eyes are mesmerizing, aren't they???
16 posted on 04/16/2010 7:40:36 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

Well, Sor0bama’s election started with the video he asked a big-bosomed white girl to sing. “I love Barack 0bama.” Remember?


17 posted on 04/16/2010 7:53:12 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)
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To: SoldierDad
Yes, those eyes are mesmerizing, aren't they???

And, they are spectacular.

18 posted on 04/16/2010 7:53:30 AM PDT by depressed in 06 (2012, the end of our long national nightmare.)
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To: Kozak
"...might have been the only U.S. senator who could perform a lap dance, lip-sync Motley Crue and descend a staircase in stiletto heels. "

Lindsey Graham can do that.

19 posted on 04/16/2010 7:58:01 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
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To: depressed in 06

I was completely lost in their gaze!!!


20 posted on 04/16/2010 8:03:41 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Perhaps! But, Graham doesn’t look like that in a swim suit.


21 posted on 04/16/2010 8:04:31 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Not Guilty!

Er...

What's her platform like?

22 posted on 04/16/2010 8:11:13 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III, Alarm and Muster)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

She’s put on a few pounds since we used to date...


23 posted on 04/16/2010 8:39:57 AM PDT by GalaxieFiveHundred
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I’m sure the esteemed Congressman Barney Frank can too!


24 posted on 04/16/2010 8:46:43 AM PDT by Ro_Thunder ("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
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To: Malone LaVeigh

she does in public for a living

what Democrat / DC deziens do behind closed doors (see obamacare, ilegal alien amnesty, cap and tax)

The only difference is she does it for sex.
The other gets paid to screw the public.


25 posted on 04/16/2010 8:55:04 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

Too bad. With her election we would have had 99 PROFESSIONAL whores in the senate and one amateur!


26 posted on 04/16/2010 8:55:41 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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