Porn star opts out of Senate race against Louisiana's Vitter

Miami Herald ^ | Friday, 04.16.10 | Josh Schaffer

[Malone LaVeigh]

Had she won, Stormy Daniels might have been the only U.S. senator who could perform a lap dance, lip-sync Motley Crue and descend a staircase in stiletto heels.

But from The Men's Club in Raleigh, bathed in purple light and dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, the Louisiana-born sizzler announced that she would drop her bid for national office — canceling what could have been the nation's most arousing race.

[Malone LaVeigh]

A few weeks ago, following the Republican National Committee scandal in which party officials spent nearly $2,000 in a sex-themed Hollywood nightclub, Daniels declared that tab to be admirably frugal and switched her party affiliation to Republican.

[tet68]

I’d hit it just as a favor to Laz.

[Pontiac]

She would have been the first Senator Porn Star. But at least she wouldn’t have been the first Prostitute in the Senate. They have always been there.

[Kozak]

I think the title should read:

“Porn star pulls out early against Vitter”

[massgopguy]

I SWEAR TO GOD I’M LOOKING AT HER EYES!

[a fool in paradise]

She would have been the first Senator Porn Star.

Italy's parliment has elected several hardcore porn actresses.

[wbill]

Paging Laz. Pick up the white courtesy phone, please.

[Sgt_Schultze]

she has eyes?

[ßuddaßudd]

Yes and maybe twice

[bolobaby]

She wants me.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"But at least she wouldn’t have been the first Prostitute in the Senate. They have always been there."

Which is why it's ridiculous to suggest that prostitution is the worlds oldest profession. They had to have paying customers first. Hence, political whores is the worlds oldest profession...

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"She wants me."

Get a stronger perscription on those glasses.... : )

[Dustbunny]

She is beautiful !

[a fool in paradise]

Wild In The Streets (1968) predicted this:

The character in the film is a child actress who grew up to be a porn star and then ran for office

When a Congressman from Sally LeRoy's home district dies suddenly, the band enters her in the special election that follows, and Sally (the eldest of the group, and the only one of majority age to run for office) is voted into Congress by the new teen bloc.

The first bill Sally introduces is a Constitutional amendment to lower the age requirements for national political office — to 14, and "Fourteen Or Fight!" enters a new phase. A joint session of Congress is called, and the Troopers (by now joined by Fergus' son Jimmy, played by Michael Margotta) swing the vote their way by spiking the Washington water supply with LSD, and providing all the Senators and Representatives with teenaged guides.

"Sally LeRoy" (songwriters: Barry Mann & Cynthia Weil)

[Responsibility2nd]

 

 

 

Well, she does have a wide stance.

 

Looks qualified to me.

[SoldierDad]

Yes, those eyes are mesmerizing, aren't they???

[combat_boots]

Well, Sor0bama’s election started with the video he asked a big-bosomed white girl to sing. “I love Barack 0bama.” Remember?

[depressed in 06]

Yes, those eyes are mesmerizing, aren't they???

And, they are spectacular.

[WOBBLY BOB]

"...might have been the only U.S. senator who could perform a lap dance, lip-sync Motley Crue and descend a staircase in stiletto heels. "

Lindsey Graham can do that.

[SoldierDad]

I was completely lost in their gaze!!!