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Extramarital Sex Leads to Earthquakes: Iran Cleric
OneIndia News ^ | Saturday, April 17, 2010 | OneIndia News

Posted on 04/17/2010 7:03:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

Extramarital sex leads to earthquakes: Iran cleric

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Tehran, Apr 17: An Iranian cleric has proclaimed that inappropriately dress women leading to extramarital affairs are the resons behind the devastating earthquakes that frequently rattle the country.

Speaking to worshipped at the Friday prayers here on Apr 16, senior cleric Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi said, "Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes."

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds...We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers," the teligious leader is quoted as saying in newspaper reports.

The Islamic laws prescribe a strict dress code for women. Females are expected to cover hair and bodily contours in public or face punishment and fine.

However, the cleric was probably referring to the women who appear on the streets with well-fitted clothes and layers of make-up as the evil forces behind the natural calamities.

OneIndia News

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: ayatollah; cult; earthquakes; endoftheworld; extramaritalsex; iran; islam; muslims; nutcase; nutjob; prophetofdoom; ratbastards; sex; sharia; thereligionofpeace; trop; wmd; wot
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To: DogByte6RER

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/

where all the baaaaad people live


21 posted on 04/17/2010 7:15:33 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: MaxMax

It only happens in corn and wheat fields.


22 posted on 04/17/2010 7:16:10 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Don't think of work as 5 days on, 2 days off. Instead think 4 nights on, 3 off.)
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To: RobinOfKingston
I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover that much of this extra-marital sex involved humans.

Iran? Humans having hetero sex? With one another? WWMD? On my next visit I will no longer feel quite so sqeamish about goat meat .... and melons.

23 posted on 04/17/2010 7:17:11 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Obama. He'll bring back States' Rights. In the meantime, this ain't gonna be pretty.)
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To: cripplecreek

Must of been one crazy night! Hope no bones were broken. :)


24 posted on 04/17/2010 7:19:50 PM PDT by RedMDer (0 = one D Ten T : Recycle Congress in 2010, 2012... Forward with Confidence! Forward!)
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To: DogByte6RER
Maybe maybe

But would throwing virgins in vulcanos compensate to positive

25 posted on 04/17/2010 7:22:51 PM PDT by Flavius
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To: DogByte6RER

The Iranian Cleric left out Goats!
The chant: “No Goats -— No Earthquakes!”


26 posted on 04/17/2010 7:23:04 PM PDT by TaMoDee
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To: cripplecreek
Only if its really good sex.

Yeah, because then the earth moves!

27 posted on 04/17/2010 7:23:59 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: DogByte6RER

Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi and Al Gore should go on tour together.

Can you imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth by liberals if Dedighi and Gore announced that gay sex causes global warming?


28 posted on 04/17/2010 7:25:39 PM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Who needs seismology with logic like this?


29 posted on 04/17/2010 7:25:56 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Did the earth move for you too?


30 posted on 04/17/2010 7:26:46 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 450 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: DogByte6RER

“Oh Baby!! Did you feel the earth move?”


31 posted on 04/17/2010 7:28:05 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: DogByte6RER
I have the opposite problem...


32 posted on 04/17/2010 7:32:39 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: DogByte6RER

Sadly the ignorant Iranians will believe it.


33 posted on 04/17/2010 7:34:28 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (THE CANDIDATE THE LEFT SMEARS THE MOST IS THE ONE THEY FEAR THE MOST.)
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To: DogByte6RER

what about men who dress as women and who bomb innocents?


34 posted on 04/17/2010 7:37:19 PM PDT by sabe@q.com (Yes, I'm a SW freak!)
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To: DogByte6RER
How about sex with children? Rapes - sanctioned by a marriage certificate. . .how about all degradations passed off as protected and in accordance with 'spiritual law/i.e. 'sharia'.

No; Allah is NOT happy with these people; and not for the reasons these spiritual pond scum would offer.

That said; it's 'location/location. . .location. Hope God gets it right soon/lol/ (We know he been working overtime; so some patience needed, perhaps.)

35 posted on 04/17/2010 7:39:20 PM PDT by cricket (We cannot allow the 'man who would be king' to be one!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Well, some earthquakes can be caused by that “fire down below”...


36 posted on 04/17/2010 7:53:16 PM PDT by mikrofon (Fire in the Ho!)
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To: cripplecreek

Did the earth move for you????


37 posted on 04/17/2010 7:55:36 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt)
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To: DogByte6RER

Backward goat humpers. Don’t they know global warming causes earthquakes?


38 posted on 04/17/2010 8:02:31 PM PDT by Free Vulcan (No prisoners, no mercy. 2010 is here...)
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To: DogByte6RER

Of course no real blame on the “youths” going astray!!


39 posted on 04/17/2010 8:04:53 PM PDT by Exit148 (Loose Change Founder. A little goes a long way!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Well, now we know what’s been going on down in Mexicali.


40 posted on 04/17/2010 8:07:44 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (We'll remember in November!)
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