Skip to comments.Extramarital Sex Leads to Earthquakes: Iran Cleric
Posted on 04/17/2010 7:03:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Extramarital sex leads to earthquakes: Iran cleric
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Tehran, Apr 17: An Iranian cleric has proclaimed that inappropriately dress women leading to extramarital affairs are the resons behind the devastating earthquakes that frequently rattle the country.
Speaking to worshipped at the Friday prayers here on Apr 16, senior cleric Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi said, "Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes."
"Calamities are the result of people's deeds...We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers," the teligious leader is quoted as saying in newspaper reports.
The Islamic laws prescribe a strict dress code for women. Females are expected to cover hair and bodily contours in public or face punishment and fine.
However, the cleric was probably referring to the women who appear on the streets with well-fitted clothes and layers of make-up as the evil forces behind the natural calamities.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.oneindia.in ...
I'll bet this nutjob cleric also preaches that sexually abusing little boys increases world peace.
Another reminder that Islam = The Religion of Peace
Only if its really good sex.
Aw, ya beat me to it!
I am just glad it wasn’t Pat Robertson this time.
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down
In Islam it’s always the woman’s fault. What a barbaric philosophy.
So....does this mean that Global Warming causes extramaritial sex?
Well the bank and my wife are both penalizing me for early withdrawal
YUP! This could be the thread of 2010!
Wow! Was it good for you too?
I guess that headline is no more revolutionary than some of the speculation over what might make hair grow on the palm of ones hands.
F = ma
Earthquakes = ma + a really good orgasm.
Muslims blamed Catholics serving wine as a sacrament for the Indonesian tsunami.
But here they may be right. I freely admit, I cannot control my mojo.
Well I don’t wanna brag...but...
in the US we interpret that to mean rape.
I just wanted to make sure this was clear.
Is this guy realted to Pat Robertson?
where all the baaaaad people live
It only happens in corn and wheat fields.
Iran? Humans having hetero sex? With one another? WWMD? On my next visit I will no longer feel quite so sqeamish about goat meat .... and melons.
Must of been one crazy night! Hope no bones were broken. :)
But would throwing virgins in vulcanos compensate to positive
The Iranian Cleric left out Goats!
The chant: “No Goats -— No Earthquakes!”
Yeah, because then the earth moves!
Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi and Al Gore should go on tour together.
Can you imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth by liberals if Dedighi and Gore announced that gay sex causes global warming?
Who needs seismology with logic like this?
Did the earth move for you too?
“Oh Baby!! Did you feel the earth move?”
Sadly the ignorant Iranians will believe it.
what about men who dress as women and who bomb innocents?
No; Allah is NOT happy with these people; and not for the reasons these spiritual pond scum would offer.
That said; it's 'location/location. . .location. Hope God gets it right soon/lol/ (We know he been working overtime; so some patience needed, perhaps.)
Well, some earthquakes can be caused by that “fire down below”...
Did the earth move for you????
Backward goat humpers. Don’t they know global warming causes earthquakes?
Of course no real blame on the “youths” going astray!!
Well, now we know what’s been going on down in Mexicali.
So....does this mean that Global Warming causes extramaritial sex?
We’re having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The temperature’s rising
It isn’t surprising
She certainly can can-can
Of course here in the U.S., we're more enlightened. We know that it's clearly Bush's fault (or global warming). (Of course global warming is Bush's fault, so it all works out).
Izlam should be illegal if only because it is so sexist and so demeaning of women.
Quotes from Hadith TIRMZI AND OTHERS
1. If a woman’s conduct is mischievous or immodest, the husband has the right to beat her up but must not break her bones. She must not allow anybody to enter the house if her husband does not like him. She has the right to expect sustenance of her husband. (TR. P 439)
2. It is forbidden for a woman to be seen by any man except her husband when she is made up or well-dressed. (TR. P 430)
3. A woman is not a believer if she undertakes a journey which may last three days or longer, unless she is accompanied by her husband, son, father
4. A woman must veil herself even in the presence of her husband’s father, brother and other male relations. (TR. P 432)
5. She is forbidden to spend any money without the permission of her husband, and it includes giving food to the needy or feast to friends. (TR. P 265)
6. A wife is forbidden to perform extra prayers (NAFAL) or observe fasting (other than RAMADAN) without the permission of her husband. (TR. P 300)
7. If prostration were a legitimate act other than to God, woman should have prostrated to her husband. (TR. P 428)
8. If a man is in a mood to have sexual intercourse the woman must come immediately even if she is baking bread at a communal oven. (TR. P 428)
9. The marriage of a woman to her man is not substantive. It is precarious. For example if the father of the husband orders his son to divorce his wife, he must do so. (TR. P 440)
10. A woman who seeks KHULA i.e. divorce from her man, without a just cause, shall not enter paradise. (TR. P 440)
On the contrary, a husband can divorce his wife at will.
11. Majority of women would go to hell. (Muslim P 1431)
12. If a woman refuses to come to bed when invited by her husband, she becomes the target of the curses of angles. Exactly the same happens if she deserts her husband’s bed. (Bokhari P 93)
13. Women who are ungrateful to their men are the denizens of hell; it is an act of ingratitude for a woman to say: “I have never seen any good from you.” (Bokhari P 96)
14. A woman in many ways is deprived of the possession of her own body. Even her milk belongs to her husband. (Bokhari P 27) She is not allowed to practise birth control either.
To enlighten the people who are ignorant about “Sati” Pratha in India, this custom was a result of Muslim oppression and brutality. The Hindu women of India, in order to save their honour, used to jump into the fire after their husbands were brutally murdered by Muslim invaders. The question that arises from this is why did they jump into the fire and kill themselves? Why didn’t they just poison themselves? The reason for this is that the lecherous necrophiliac muslim invaders did not even leave the dead bodies alone. Yes, they had sex even with the dead bodies! How disappointing it must have been for them to find nothing, but ashes.
The “perfect” response to this “cleric” [term used very loosely].
And since the Iranians aren’t “rednecks,” no lib comic will make fun of this!
I motion tha the next big earthquake to hit America be called the "Tiger Earthquake."
- Tiger Woods Banned from 2011 Tehran Open