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Extramarital Sex Leads to Earthquakes: Iran Cleric
OneIndia News ^ | Saturday, April 17, 2010 | OneIndia News

Posted on 04/17/2010 7:03:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

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To: DogByte6RER

Man, those are some serious climaxes!


51 posted on 04/17/2010 9:58:38 PM PDT by tanuki (Obamacare, Cap and Tax, Amnesty, in that order....)
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To: DogByte6RER

translation.

Headline:

Muslim masturbation causes earthquakes.

Large Muslims cause large earthquakes.

Small Muslims cause small earthquakes.

Who cause aftershocks?


52 posted on 04/17/2010 10:03:22 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Shadowstrike

Muslim dwarfs?
Adolescent Muslim boys?

LOL- The truth here is that they use burkhas to control rampant penises, right? Can’t control those things- they just jump right off and do things on their own! Grown men- unable to control their body parts- stunning admission!
They don’t need more burkhas in Raghead World- they need less male genitalia. THERE’S the problem.


53 posted on 04/18/2010 7:05:53 AM PDT by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Are the Iranian Clerics now using the Global Warming scientist to predict events in Iran?


54 posted on 04/19/2010 11:28:44 AM PDT by w1andsodidwe (How can you tell when the President is lying? When his lips move, of course.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Something that I find “interesting” about this so-called religion is that women have to cover their hair because women’s hair is arousing for them.Speaking as a woman,I find men’s hair to be a turn-on.Should it not go both ways? I love the salt-and-pepper hair of an older man,especially when there’s still a bit of the man’s original hair color left.Or when the man is just starting to go gray.Call me silly....


55 posted on 04/19/2010 1:01:33 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Blessed Be The Name Of The Lord,For His Name Alone Is Exaulted)
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To: DogByte6RER

That’s gotta be one HELL of a headboard.


56 posted on 04/19/2010 1:08:34 PM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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