Skip to comments.Extramarital Sex Leads to Earthquakes: Iran Cleric
Posted on 04/17/2010 7:03:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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Man, those are some serious climaxes!
Muslim masturbation causes earthquakes.
Large Muslims cause large earthquakes.
Small Muslims cause small earthquakes.
Who cause aftershocks?
Adolescent Muslim boys?
LOL- The truth here is that they use burkhas to control rampant penises, right? Can’t control those things- they just jump right off and do things on their own! Grown men- unable to control their body parts- stunning admission!
They don’t need more burkhas in Raghead World- they need less male genitalia. THERE’S the problem.
Are the Iranian Clerics now using the Global Warming scientist to predict events in Iran?
Something that I find “interesting” about this so-called religion is that women have to cover their hair because women’s hair is arousing for them.Speaking as a woman,I find men’s hair to be a turn-on.Should it not go both ways? I love the salt-and-pepper hair of an older man,especially when there’s still a bit of the man’s original hair color left.Or when the man is just starting to go gray.Call me silly....
That’s gotta be one HELL of a headboard.
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