Posted on 04/18/2010 9:51:54 PM PDT by I still care
Look for Bloomberg to put pressure on the library to pursue it to help with the budget crisis!
IOW, Obama is a natural born fraud.
But in 1934 a dusty ledger was discovered in a rubbish heap in the library’s basement,
Great organization - throws away book recording 18th century customers;
That’s the government for ya!!!
One would expect an evil white slave owner to not return his library book. He was probably keeping the book with full knowledge that a female minority member needed it to finish her doctoral thesis at Columbia.
DeGroot Hello Mr. Bundy, I've been expecting you.
A two young boys are also in the library. One grabs a book and hides it in his jacket. His friend stops him.
BKBOY Hey man, don't Bundy that book!
The boy, looking at Al, puts the book back.
DeGroot You're quite famous, you know. This week we've had 34 overdue books returned by mail. With checks. The children are terrified and treat each book like fine China. Mr. Bundy, You've become the Freddie Krueger of the library system.
Al Bundy Miss DeGroot, does the word "suey" mean anything to ya?
DeGroot Oh, children, quiet down or you'll end up like this man.
DeGroot starts packing up some things.
DeGroot You know, Mr. Bundy, I've worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed?
Al You learned to eat books?
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