Suspect in abuse case (German Shepherd "Courage") makes bail, has court date

Orange County Register ^ | Apr 19, 2010 | Samantha Gowen

[101voodoo]

"What are you, his keeper?"

He's a she.

Thanks, that explains it then.

[BlueLancer]

"I am that rare combination of truly blazing good looks and a matching galactic intelligence to match."

Obama, is that you?

/sarc

[101voodoo]

Ixnay, dude, can’t ya see I’m igcognito? Besides, even if you did recognize me it’s RACIST to out me.

[Semper Mark]

Explains what?

She's a FRiend.

Just as if you were a FRiend, then I would take up for you!

If you have something to say to me, or if you have a problem with me, then say it...hell, let's get it out in the open...or, if you'd rather not, then PM me.

[101voodoo]

I’ve said what I have to say to you and it is out in the open. If you are unable to discern the meaning of my comment. it would seem be be a personal problem on your behalf.

[Semper Mark]

"If you are unable to discern the meaning of my comment. it would seem be be a personal problem on your behalf."

You should have placed a comma after the word "comment", rather than a period.

[shibumi]

"And I'm not interested in your inserting yourself into my sex life. The only thing premature about me was the extraordinary intelligence level being reached by me at such an early stage of my development.

I am that rare combination of truly blazing good looks and a matching galactic intelligence to match.

Using the above parameters, I believe we have uncovered your Facebook page:

I (we) stand in awe.

Please rule our forum with mindness and mercy.

(And after your through ruling, please correct the galactic redundancy in your last sentence.)

[101voodoo]

(And after your through ruling, please correct the galactic redundancy in your last sentence.)

I am that rare combination of truly blazing good looks and a matching galactic intelligence to match.

Ok, fixed it.

Thanks for pointing that out. It is my first mistake ever and it REALLY feels weird.

[101voodoo]

I did, my computer “misfired” Shit happens.

[shibumi]

About that mistake thing. I know the feeling.

Last week I made the mistake of thinking that I was wrong for the first time, when in fact I was really right.

Talk about cognitive dissonance!

[shibumi]

Your voodoo may be strong.....

But you have yet to experience the full power unleashed by "Hippo Goth"!

[101voodoo]

I can only imagine the psychic pain and discombobulation.

[JoeProBono]

[101voodoo]

Oh, the inhumanity!!!

[Smokin' Joe]

For a second, I thought you wrote ‘hiphopphobic’. Time for new glasses...

[Salamander]

There but for the grace of God, I might have.

[we of the “she” persuasion are all dullards, you know. it’s a miracle I can manage anything at all beyond a monosyllabic grunt]

[Salamander]

I declare...I do wish you gentlemen would use smaller words so that “she” can keep up.

Perhaps you’d be so kind as to continue the rest of this thread using stick figures or puppets to accomodate my XX handicap.

[Salamander]

“The premature interjector doth protest too much, methinks.”

And I’m not interested in your inserting yourself into my sex life.”

For your sake, I hope that you’re just pretending to be that dense.

[Salamander]

*snicker*

That was low.

[Salamander]

“I’ve said what I have to say to you and it is out in the open. If you are unable to discern the meaning of my comment. it would seem be be a personal problem on your behalf.”

Translation for the contextually impaired:

I made a premature and grave error in judgment, shot my mouth off without thinking and am now backed into a corner where my ersatz “pride” will not allow me to admit my initial mistake and take my punishment like a man.

[”Ne parcas nec spernas”!]