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Bono: Without Bill Clinton 'Universe Just Wouldn't Be As Friendly To Humans'
News Busters ^ | 4/30/10 | Noel Sheppherd

Posted on 04/30/2010 12:04:28 PM PDT by pissant

On Thursday, Time magazine published a love letter from activist and musician Bono to former President Bill Clinton.

"There are professors who pretend to be populists and populists who pretend to be professors," the U2 lead-singer began his piece in the Heroes section of the 2010 Time 100 list.

"But there have never been a head and heart so perfectly matched as the pair within William Jefferson Clinton," he continued.

What followed was even more sick-making (h/t NBer Rusty Weiss):

(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: 2gay; 2gay4words; boner; bono; clinton; psychotic; psychoticlefty; slickwilly

BARF

1 posted on 04/30/2010 12:04:28 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Sounds like Bono is hankering to polish Bill’s knob.


2 posted on 04/30/2010 12:05:16 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: LottieDah
Sounds like Bono is hankering to polish Bill’s knob.

Looks like it, too.

3 posted on 04/30/2010 12:06:17 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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To: LottieDah

.
Big time.


4 posted on 04/30/2010 12:06:20 PM PDT by Touch Not the Cat (Where is the light? Wonder if it's weeping somewhere...)
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To: LottieDah

A Bono for Bubba, part II.


5 posted on 04/30/2010 12:07:17 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: pissant
Without Bill Clinton 'Universe Just Wouldn't Be As Friendly To Humans interns'
6 posted on 04/30/2010 12:07:43 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself... - D.H. Lawrence)
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To: pissant

Because Bono thinks raping women is cool?

Or maybe just bombing Christians.


7 posted on 04/30/2010 12:08:22 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: pissant
But there have never been a head and heart so perfectly matched as the pair within William Jefferson Clinton,"

And both take their orders from the groin.

8 posted on 04/30/2010 12:09:18 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
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To: pissant
yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaah
9 posted on 04/30/2010 12:10:05 PM PDT by Thurston_Howell_III (Ahoy polloi... where did you come from, a scotch ad?)
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To: pissant
I have to confess, I love U2—they have been my favorite band since I was 15! Bono, however, is making it very difficult to enjoy their music. This may be the final straw. Sigh.
10 posted on 04/30/2010 12:10:31 PM PDT by Spudx7
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To: pissant

Hey, he’s a really friendly guy.
Just ask Monica, or Jennifer, or the one with the big nose.


11 posted on 04/30/2010 12:11:03 PM PDT by Frenchtown Dan
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To: pissant
There's a great tagline around here (forgot who) that says:

“You can't polish a turd - but you CAN roll it in glitter”

Seems apropos for the topic of this thread.

12 posted on 04/30/2010 12:11:06 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: pissant

13 posted on 04/30/2010 12:11:42 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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To: pissant

This is perhaps the single most revolting thing I’ve ever read in my life.


14 posted on 04/30/2010 12:12:50 PM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: Thurston_Howell_III
How many ‘courics’ is bono up to nowadays?
15 posted on 04/30/2010 12:13:09 PM PDT by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
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To: pissant

A lifetime of drug abuse does tend to cloud the mind.


16 posted on 04/30/2010 12:13:27 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: pissant

17 posted on 04/30/2010 12:13:31 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: pissant

Save your blue dress, Bono!


18 posted on 04/30/2010 12:14:03 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: SonOfDarkSkies

Jeez...not only did you steal my thunder you stated
it better than I was going to. Great Freeper minds....


19 posted on 04/30/2010 12:16:45 PM PDT by Sivad (NorCal Red Turf)
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To: dead

ROFL!!


20 posted on 04/30/2010 12:16:57 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: pissant

I think his wraparound sunglasses must be squeezing his head a bit too tight.


21 posted on 04/30/2010 12:18:30 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: pissant


The Worlds Biggest Turd
22 posted on 04/30/2010 12:18:45 PM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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To: pissant

John Hiatt had it about right ...
http://www.johnhiatt.com/LittleHeadLyrics.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vQB90iblug


23 posted on 04/30/2010 12:19:44 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Talisker

MORE revolting, even, than today’s eel/rectum story or the recently posted grandmother/grandson “love” story?


24 posted on 04/30/2010 12:20:31 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: pissant

What a tool!


25 posted on 04/30/2010 12:21:21 PM PDT by j.argese (Liberal thought process = oxymoron)
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To: pissant

MAN CRUSH


26 posted on 04/30/2010 12:22:14 PM PDT by SMARTY ("What luck for rulers that men do not think. " Adolph Hitler)
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To: j.argese

They must give rock stars some sort of drugs or something. Here’s another musical jackass braying this week: http://www.breitbart.tv/sting-were-asking-for-government/


27 posted on 04/30/2010 12:25:26 PM PDT by duckworth (Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
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To: Kozak

He doesn’t HOLD the record,

he IS the record...


28 posted on 04/30/2010 12:26:16 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: pissant

The look like they are dancing to their favorite song...”My Bro-mance”.


29 posted on 04/30/2010 12:26:34 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: pissant
Was there a law that said Bush had to address Bono’s concerns?
He should have told the Lear Jet liberal to pound sand.
30 posted on 04/30/2010 12:27:01 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: Sivad
Here's another you were probably thinking about;-)...
Without Bill Clinton Obama 'Universe Just Wouldn't Be As Friendly Consumed With Hatred Toward Humans Whitey'

31 posted on 04/30/2010 12:28:25 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself... - D.H. Lawrence)
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To: pissant

Degenerates tend to hang together.

[Clinton’s hangin’ hopin’ for a turn at some of Bono’s groupies.]

Oh, was that Ugly? Nope, truthful.


32 posted on 04/30/2010 12:29:15 PM PDT by HighlyOpinionated (SPEAK UP REPUBLICANS, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU YET! IMPEACH OBAMA!)
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To: SonOfDarkSkies

I think Bono has been smokin’ too much bono.


33 posted on 04/30/2010 12:30:05 PM PDT by ObamaMustGo2012 (Obama Must Go In 2012)
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To: HighlyOpinionated; CaptainK

Wasn’t Bush’s treasury secretary O’Neill following Bono around like a star struck groupie slut?


34 posted on 04/30/2010 12:30:36 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: pissant

Do you think Bono’s going to work hard to cancel our debt in a few years when we are all scavenging out of garbage cans?


35 posted on 04/30/2010 12:40:00 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: KarlInOhio

Sounds like Bono has been listening to too much Tom Bell.


36 posted on 04/30/2010 12:42:14 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: LottieDah

Oh good God, pass the Pepto Bismol.


37 posted on 04/30/2010 12:43:11 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: pissant
"Hey Bono, got a light...or a clue?"


38 posted on 04/30/2010 12:43:45 PM PDT by twister881
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To: pissant

Get a room. Sheesh.


39 posted on 04/30/2010 12:45:04 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: KarlInOhio

True, Bill’s brains are located close to his “matched pair”...


40 posted on 04/30/2010 12:56:21 PM PDT by mikrofon (Bono Appetit)
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To: pissant

It is painfully obvious that Bono is a man & not a woman trapped in a hallway with Bill Clinton—a man who could never keep his zipper where it belonged.

Hard to think positively about Bono.


41 posted on 04/30/2010 1:00:44 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Spudx7
I have to confess, I love U2—they have been my favorite band since I was 15! Bono, however, is making it very difficult to enjoy their music.

I am at the opposite end of the spectrum.

I cannot stand...will not listen to...have never liked...ANY of their music. In my opinion they are the most overrated act ever to tread the stage. I'd rather listen to Milli Vanilli or Bananarama than anything by U2. The benefit of this is that their political leanings and ramblings have not nor cannot change my opinion of them in the slightest.

Just my opinion.

42 posted on 04/30/2010 1:05:25 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (The only moral use of violence is in retaliation against those who initiate its use.)
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To: pissant
"But there have never been a head and heart so perfectly matched as the pair within William Jefferson Clinton

The Stain® has a perfectly matched pair alright ... but rumor has it that the joystick is crooked.

43 posted on 04/30/2010 1:23:09 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: pissant

Oh get married already........:)


44 posted on 04/30/2010 1:48:09 PM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: Liberty Valance

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL


45 posted on 04/30/2010 2:40:04 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: WayneS

Probably not the only wraparound that Bono is considering...


46 posted on 04/30/2010 3:27:35 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: pissant

Hey bono, stick with your day job and leave people with more brains than money do their job.


47 posted on 04/30/2010 5:10:05 PM PDT by chiefqc
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