Skip to comments.Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds
Posted on 05/07/2010 7:50:42 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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(2) I should’ve gone into the social sciences. I think I could’ve made a very fulfilling career of breast-related sociological studies. I consider myself something of a connoisseur.
(3) Maybe large-breasted waitresses make the dining experience more enjoyable. The fact that it is appearance-related does not mean that the tip was not related to the enjoyability of the outing. He should do a study of wife’s breast-size and its relation to male marital happiness.
(4) The author suggests a uniform tip. As one would expect from a liberal, he does not indicate whether the purpose is to help the small-breasted, or hurt the large-breasted. Maybe a federally subsidized waitress implant program would be more beneficial.
Yeah, because price fixing works so well and all.
I pay tips purely on quality of service. Many cute, young waitresses have received paltry tips from me because they were inattentive or rude.
Some of the highest tips I've given were to excellent male servers.
Lesbian communist law school professor.
After many years of painstaking research, we have concluded that water is wet.
I think the order was for "rubber."
>> After many years of painstaking research, we have concluded that water is wet.
... but I’ll bet the research process was far less enjoyable than a boob study.
I got thrown out of Hooters once for offering the waitress a “more generous tip!”
Hooter’s is old hat. Tilted Kilt takes Hooter’s to the next level.
I figured that Prof Colb could make a train take the dirt road, and then I saw your link. Sure enough.
After I got out of the service, I worked casino security in Las Vegas for a year. I got to know most of the people who worked there and listened in on some interesting conversations amongst the workers.
More than one waitress in the restaurant was saving their money to get boob enhancement jobs (saline implants) in Salt Lake City. At that time, 1979, it cost around $2100 to get the job done. The purpose of the restaurant waitresses to get boob jobs was so they could get jobs as cocktail waitresses, who made more money in tips.
If you’ve ever been to Vegas, you can’t help but notice the preponderance of busty cocktail waitresses, and it’s an unwritten prerequisite of getting hired.
Enterprising young ladies they were! :-)
What study is next? Is water really wet?
I learned long ago that it is best to have my wife calculate the tip.
>> Hooters is old hat. Tilted Kilt takes Hooters to the next level.
Haha. You know — they have establishments where the women will skip the charade and just lose the top (or more) altogether.
Those are some fine lookin’ taters...
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