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Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds
2010 The Cornell Daily Sun. ^ | May 7, 2010 | By Eliza LaJoie

Posted on 05/07/2010 7:50:42 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines

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To: TChris

Shouldn’t the out-of-shape waitresses be able to compensate for their lack of looks with their increased knowledge of dessert trays?


61 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:31 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

ELAINE: Anyway there’s at least four of them, and they’re all huge. And one is bigger than the next. It’s like a Russ Meyer movie.

FRED: Who’s Russ Meyer?

ELAINE: Oh, he’s this guy who made these terrible movies in the 70’s with these kinds of women. He’s obsessed. He’s obsessed with breasts. That’s hard to say.

FRED: Anyway, go on.

ELAINE: Um... Well, there’s not really much more to tell. He was looking for waitresses, and I went in to apply for the job. And, he looked me up and down and he rejected me.

FRED: (to a guy in the hall at the water cooler machine) Paul. Come in for a second. I want you to listen to this.

PAUL: (to Elaine) Hi.

ELAINE: Hi.

FRED: Paul, woman here claims there’s a restaurant on the West side that’s only hiring large-breasted women.

PAUL: (to Elaine) Really?


62 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:37 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Don't think of work as 5 days on, 2 days off. Instead think 4 nights on, 3 off.)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

Here at FR, we look down on cleavage!


63 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:38 AM PDT by tumblindice (Toots meet Titts. Titts, Toots.)
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To: The_Victor


Highly tipped waitstaff.
64 posted on 05/07/2010 8:08:55 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
...surveyed 374 waitresses about their perceived “sexiness,” breast size and other physical characteristics and correlated these results with the amount of tips the waitresses received...

How does this make it past any kind of peer review?

65 posted on 05/07/2010 8:10:17 AM PDT by TankerKC (R.I.P. Spc Trevor A. Win'E American Hero)
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To: jimbo123
WOW! Look at these knockers!


66 posted on 05/07/2010 8:10:38 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: DennisR

You are something even more important than the Boss, you are the “customer”


67 posted on 05/07/2010 8:12:11 AM PDT by 3rd of the 12 CAV (Socialized medicine is a 10 month wait for a maternity ward)
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To: TankerKC

Are you kidding? The other professors were lining up to review the findings.


68 posted on 05/07/2010 8:12:12 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: TheThirdRuffian

I like legs more, which probably leaves me out of this “discussion”...


69 posted on 05/07/2010 8:12:15 AM PDT by benewton (Life sucks, then you die)
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To: rochester_veteran
Yea, I noticed that too in Vegas. But, none ov them were certified.


70 posted on 05/07/2010 8:12:26 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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71 posted on 05/07/2010 8:13:27 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

“Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds”

It gives you something to look at when you’re talking to them.


72 posted on 05/07/2010 8:13:28 AM PDT by Grunthor (Over YOUR dead body!)
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To: SengirV

What study is next? Is water really wet?

No, the next study is to determine if bears poop in the woods.


73 posted on 05/07/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman ("Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented." -Jon Stewart)
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74 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:21 AM PDT by traditional1 ("Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Who paid to fund this study of the obvious.


75 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:21 AM PDT by CharacterCounts (November 4, 2008 - the day America drank the Kool-Aid)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
Do larger balls pay off for waiters? Just wondering...


76 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:26 AM PDT by Cinnamontea
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To: TheThirdRuffian
Look at these jugs.


77 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:36 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

LMAO!!


79 posted on 05/07/2010 8:14:50 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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