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Golfer Tiger Woods' withdrawal blamed on 'bulging d***'
the australian ^ | 5/10/10 | staff

Posted on 05/10/2010 10:17:46 AM PDT by Nachum

AN anchor on America's Golf Channel made an embarrassing slip when referring to Tiger Woods' withdrawal from The Players Championship in Florida yesterday.

Woods, who was playing in his third tournament since returning from his self-imposed sex scandal exile that lasted nearly five months, blamed a bulging disk in his upper back for his decision to pull out of the $9.5 million tournament.

But while reporting on the withdrawal of Woods, the female anchor instead blamed a "bulging d**k."

(Excerpt) Read more at theaustralian.com.au ...


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bulgingdisk; golf; golfer; napl; tiger; tigerwoods; withdrawal; woods
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The jokes will never end.

Poor sot.

1 posted on 05/10/2010 10:17:46 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum
But while reporting on the withdrawal of Woods, the female anchor

Brings back memories of Vivian Brown on the Weather Channel trying to keep a straight face while discussing Typhoon Longwang.

2 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:07 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Nachum

It certainly was.

(I’m still waiting for the other four women to come forward. I think he played a full 18 holes m’self)...


3 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:10 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 473 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Nachum

I would love to see that clip.


4 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:12 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: Nachum

But well deserved.


5 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:12 AM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: Nachum

That was no slip.


6 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:41 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

LOL!! I’m sorry it’s childish, but the fact a female anchor uttered the statement is sort of hilarious right there!


7 posted on 05/10/2010 10:21:35 AM PDT by sirchtruth (Freedom is not free)
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To: Nachum

If it is a ruptured disk, betcha he got it when he ran his car into the tree. Wow, golf players and fans are willing to take him back, but his infidelity could still cost him his career.


8 posted on 05/10/2010 10:21:46 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Nachum

ESPN’s Steve Levy made the same blooper in 1995 when reporting that New England Patriots cornerback Maurice Hurst was out with a bulging disc.

His co-anchor Keith Olberman couldn’t stop laughing and was in tears by the time they took a commercial break.

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Yeah, I can totally see Olberman getting all hyper about bulging di*ks.


9 posted on 05/10/2010 10:22:12 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: sirchtruth

As they say, a “gaffe” is when you unintentionally tell the truth.


10 posted on 05/10/2010 10:22:19 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

Anyone know the name of the female anchor?


11 posted on 05/10/2010 10:23:34 AM PDT by savedbygrace (Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord)
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To: Nachum

Brent Musberger to Dick Vermiel on one of the NE Patriots players (Vermiel was apparently not paying attention):

“He’s a real...Dick?... a real hard hitter”


12 posted on 05/10/2010 10:25:59 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (We were hoping for flying unicorns that crapped skittles. We got nationalized health care.)
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To: Nachum; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
See full size image
Bulging (Tiger) Wood Ping


13 posted on 05/10/2010 10:26:58 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Nachum
Try this

You Tube Link
14 posted on 05/10/2010 10:27:20 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: Nachum

I’m sure if he was up by one stroke;he would have played thru anything bulging!


15 posted on 05/10/2010 10:27:28 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Dr. Ursus

He was probably tired, he isn’t used to things taking that many strokes.


16 posted on 05/10/2010 10:28:51 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Nachum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi8VDGs9Ntg


17 posted on 05/10/2010 10:28:52 AM PDT by BushCountry (scratch here ############################### to reveal my thoughts on the Obama Administration.)
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To: Nachum

My favorite was the female news reporter who said to the weatherman:

“Hey Bob, what happened to that eight inches you promised me last night?”


18 posted on 05/10/2010 10:29:04 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: colorado tanker
That was my first thought, too, but then I considered it might have been caused by his golf swing.

A golf swing is not a natural thing, you know.

19 posted on 05/10/2010 10:29:57 AM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: Nachum

It is harder to swing when it’s bulging.


20 posted on 05/10/2010 10:30:42 AM PDT by listenhillary (You might be a modern LIBERAL if you read 1984 & said "YEAH! That's the world that I want!")
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To: Nachum
What amused me more was at the end of the article:
Meanwhile, Woods was heckled by a young boy following his exit in the tournament, CBS reported.

The boy who waiting in line to get a Phil Mickelson autograph yelled out: "Say goodbye to No. 1, Tiger. Kiss it goodbye" as Woods walked past.

"Be polite," Mickelson told the boy.

Lefty's a class act, but I bet he was grinning as he said that.

21 posted on 05/10/2010 10:30:45 AM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: Nachum

If a male anchor said something comparable about a female
golfer, his career would be over. Having said that, I do think it’s hilarious.


22 posted on 05/10/2010 10:31:58 AM PDT by BnBlFlag (Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
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To: HIDEK6
I’ve known a number of people who have had disk problems lower in the back and I’ve seen mixed results from both treatment and surgery. This could be a big problem for Tiger.
23 posted on 05/10/2010 10:34:28 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: colorado tanker
I’ve known a number of people who have had disk problems lower in the back and I’ve seen mixed results from both treatment and surgery. This could be a big problem for Tiger.

Looks like Jack Nicklaus' record is safe.

24 posted on 05/10/2010 10:35:31 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

He had a bulging WHAT in his backside?

I hear that can be painful. This would probably qualify him to be an Obama nominee to the Supreme Court.”

- - - - -

Oh, upper back... never-mind.


25 posted on 05/10/2010 10:37:04 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Excusaholic: MeCain lost to Jr., RINO endorsements are flying, & you live at 2012 Denial Blvd.)
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To: Nachum

I just had lunch with a friend at the hospital. While walking in, a young lady in scrubs was on her cell phone, just as we passed, she blurted out loudly, “Did he give it to you in the butt?” We know she was talking about a shot, but we couldn’t keep a straight face.


26 posted on 05/10/2010 10:37:33 AM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: Nachum

For all his screw-ups, I hope he gets the help, health and otherwise he needs.. cost is no option, obviously.


27 posted on 05/10/2010 10:41:34 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
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To: Nachum

Let’s see... he withdrew early because of a what?


28 posted on 05/10/2010 10:42:17 AM PDT by Random Access
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To: Nachum

According to his wife it is not a bulge... and the wh0res are attracted to his bulging bank account.

LLS


29 posted on 05/10/2010 10:42:22 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer ( WOLVERINES!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Was keith drooling over the description?

LLS


30 posted on 05/10/2010 10:43:12 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer ( WOLVERINES!)
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To: Nachum

She probably got it right.


31 posted on 05/10/2010 10:43:30 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: dfwgator
Looks like Jack Nicklaus' record is safe.

Could be. It's not that I condone his allegedly former lifestyle. I think Tiger got it right when he called his behavior "disgusting." But I'd hate to see his career cut off due to physical injury.

32 posted on 05/10/2010 10:44:20 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Nachum

Now that’s funny.


33 posted on 05/10/2010 10:45:40 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: colorado tanker

Even if Tiger were healthy, there is a new crop of golfers coming up that are ready to challenge.


34 posted on 05/10/2010 10:45:40 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: colorado tanker

Who on earth cares if a millionaire golfer’s career is cut off due to physical injury?

He’s had a life most of us can only dream of.


35 posted on 05/10/2010 10:47:00 AM PDT by Mears
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To: Responsibility2nd; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I seriously doubt that Tiger withdrew.


36 posted on 05/10/2010 10:50:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Ole Okie

Yea, he had a pain in the neck . . .
If he were on his game, no problem . . . lousy day at the links . . . solution - get out of Dodge (real fast)!
I predicted long ago, this marital problem would be Wood’s demise.


37 posted on 05/10/2010 10:51:56 AM PDT by Mr. Wright
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To: Mears
I hate to see any athlete's career cut short by injury, but it's really rare to see in golf. I think Tiger has the potential to be the best who ever played the game and I'd like to see if his is or not.

Besides, whatever he earns in the future will also go to his kids and probable ex-wife.

38 posted on 05/10/2010 10:52:34 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

39 posted on 05/10/2010 10:58:17 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’ll bet his leg ‘tingled’!


40 posted on 05/10/2010 10:59:15 AM PDT by OriginalChristian (Tea Patriot Movement - Boycott All MSM Channels - Vote the Scum Out - NOV 2010 & Beyond...)
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To: colorado tanker
Didn't see the infidelity thing coming, but probably should have, given his lifestyle and associates. Thought it would be injury that prevented him from breaking Nicklaus’ majors record. No doubt in my mind that knee, Achilles, and lumbar injuries are related to too much muscle on too small a frame — he figured a way to mask HGH use (and perhaps that of other PEDs) from testing.
41 posted on 05/10/2010 11:02:12 AM PDT by twister881
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To: ccmay

I did not see the boy heckling him mentioned in the news. Two news programs only mentioned a man removed from the course for “heckling golfers.” Are stories mentioning Tiger Woods being heckled spiked on some networks?


43 posted on 05/10/2010 11:06:31 AM PDT by Dante3
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To: thethirddegree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH7UotkO5eo


44 posted on 05/10/2010 11:07:17 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Many men have had problems with a bulging d**k. Sometimes, it has caused a lifetime of pain and expense. Don’t let a bulging d**k cause problems for you. Seek help at the first sign of trouble. Sometimes, it is just a matter of relieving the pressure or letting an expert manipulate the bulge and the area around it.


45 posted on 05/10/2010 11:07:58 AM PDT by Enterprise (Dan Rather said Obama is so incompetent he couldn't sell watermelons.)
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To: BJClinton

Thank you!


46 posted on 05/10/2010 11:10:05 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: twister881
Interesting "twist" on what's going on with Tiger.

I can't figure out the nighclubbing thing since I've never been interested, but there must be a powerful attraction for a professional athlete, I would guess from the attention and women. We just had a Bronco starter arrested for taking a gun into a Texas nightclub. How stupid is that after the Plaxico Burress affair???

47 posted on 05/10/2010 11:10:42 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: colorado tanker
I’ve known a number of people who have had disk problems lower in the back and I’ve seen mixed results from both treatment and surgery. This could be a big problem for Tiger.

I wish Tiger all the best in getting his bulge under control.

48 posted on 05/10/2010 11:16:03 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: Dr. Sivana

Ha!


49 posted on 05/10/2010 11:17:28 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: thethirddegree

50 posted on 05/10/2010 11:21:59 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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