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Golfer Tiger Woods' withdrawal blamed on 'bulging d***'
the australian ^ | 5/10/10 | staff

Posted on 05/10/2010 10:17:46 AM PDT by Nachum

AN anchor on America's Golf Channel made an embarrassing slip when referring to Tiger Woods' withdrawal from The Players Championship in Florida yesterday.

Woods, who was playing in his third tournament since returning from his self-imposed sex scandal exile that lasted nearly five months, blamed a bulging disk in his upper back for his decision to pull out of the $9.5 million tournament.

But while reporting on the withdrawal of Woods, the female anchor instead blamed a "bulging d**k."

(Excerpt) Read more at theaustralian.com.au ...


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bulgingdisk; golf; golfer; napl; tiger; tigerwoods; withdrawal; woods
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The jokes will never end.

Poor sot.

1 posted on 05/10/2010 10:17:46 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum
But while reporting on the withdrawal of Woods, the female anchor

Brings back memories of Vivian Brown on the Weather Channel trying to keep a straight face while discussing Typhoon Longwang.

2 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:07 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Nachum

It certainly was.

(I’m still waiting for the other four women to come forward. I think he played a full 18 holes m’self)...


3 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:10 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 473 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Nachum

I would love to see that clip.


4 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:12 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: Nachum

But well deserved.


5 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:12 AM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: Nachum

That was no slip.


6 posted on 05/10/2010 10:20:41 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

LOL!! I’m sorry it’s childish, but the fact a female anchor uttered the statement is sort of hilarious right there!


7 posted on 05/10/2010 10:21:35 AM PDT by sirchtruth (Freedom is not free)
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To: Nachum

If it is a ruptured disk, betcha he got it when he ran his car into the tree. Wow, golf players and fans are willing to take him back, but his infidelity could still cost him his career.


8 posted on 05/10/2010 10:21:46 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Nachum

ESPN’s Steve Levy made the same blooper in 1995 when reporting that New England Patriots cornerback Maurice Hurst was out with a bulging disc.

His co-anchor Keith Olberman couldn’t stop laughing and was in tears by the time they took a commercial break.

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Yeah, I can totally see Olberman getting all hyper about bulging di*ks.


9 posted on 05/10/2010 10:22:12 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: sirchtruth

As they say, a “gaffe” is when you unintentionally tell the truth.


10 posted on 05/10/2010 10:22:19 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

Anyone know the name of the female anchor?


11 posted on 05/10/2010 10:23:34 AM PDT by savedbygrace (Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord)
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To: Nachum

Brent Musberger to Dick Vermiel on one of the NE Patriots players (Vermiel was apparently not paying attention):

“He’s a real...Dick?... a real hard hitter”


12 posted on 05/10/2010 10:25:59 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (We were hoping for flying unicorns that crapped skittles. We got nationalized health care.)
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To: Nachum; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
See full size image
Bulging (Tiger) Wood Ping


13 posted on 05/10/2010 10:26:58 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Nachum
Try this

You Tube Link
14 posted on 05/10/2010 10:27:20 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: Nachum

I’m sure if he was up by one stroke;he would have played thru anything bulging!


15 posted on 05/10/2010 10:27:28 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Dr. Ursus

He was probably tired, he isn’t used to things taking that many strokes.


16 posted on 05/10/2010 10:28:51 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Nachum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi8VDGs9Ntg


17 posted on 05/10/2010 10:28:52 AM PDT by BushCountry (scratch here ############################### to reveal my thoughts on the Obama Administration.)
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To: Nachum

My favorite was the female news reporter who said to the weatherman:

“Hey Bob, what happened to that eight inches you promised me last night?”


18 posted on 05/10/2010 10:29:04 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: colorado tanker
That was my first thought, too, but then I considered it might have been caused by his golf swing.

A golf swing is not a natural thing, you know.

19 posted on 05/10/2010 10:29:57 AM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: Nachum

It is harder to swing when it’s bulging.


20 posted on 05/10/2010 10:30:42 AM PDT by listenhillary (You might be a modern LIBERAL if you read 1984 & said "YEAH! That's the world that I want!")
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