Yeah, that may draw me out as well. Especially if they were juggling vials of nitroglycerin or something.
Bristol just talking sounds like a borefest. Now if she has some fly girls bouncing around, or learns some magic tricks/illusions or maybe some ventriloquism, a little pole-dancing maybe, it might be worth a ticket.
Otherwise what does she say: `Don’t make the tragic mistake I made or you might pull down more in an hour just chatting—you know, like texting but talking, stuff teenage girls hate to do: yak, yak, yak—than your parents make all year.’?