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the jokes just right themselves...
1 posted on 05/26/2010 11:02:07 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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and they write themselves,too.


2 posted on 05/26/2010 11:02:26 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
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a label will solve everything. lol


3 posted on 05/26/2010 11:07:18 AM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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This is not a joke, it happend to me- sort of. The little pieces of kernal got trapped on the bakc of my tongue and caused of choaking sensation reaction. I was finally able to dislodge the particle. I though I was going to die. I don’t eat popcorn anymore because of it.


6 posted on 05/26/2010 11:08:17 AM PDT by truthguy (Good intentions are not enough!)
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Soooo, what food could not choke?


7 posted on 05/26/2010 11:08:19 AM PDT by svcw (Habakkuk 2:3)
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What the hell’s he doing giving a 23-month-old popcorn?!

This is a failure of parenting, not the fault of the manufacturers.

Every single day the MSM continues to mercilessly beat the dead horse that is personal responsibility.


8 posted on 05/26/2010 11:08:37 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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Hey, this almost took out President Bush. Just think what a label could have done to keep him from choking on those pretzels!


9 posted on 05/26/2010 11:09:18 AM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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“How did he die?”

“Choked on the food label.”


10 posted on 05/26/2010 11:10:00 AM PDT by jessduntno (If someone calls me a racist I tell them, "you're just saying that because I'm white.")
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All foods, except Jello, can choke you.

If any food is not Jello, it needs to have a "Not Jello" label so people know its not Jello.

11 posted on 05/26/2010 11:10:12 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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You can NEVER be too careful with your warnings!


15 posted on 05/26/2010 11:11:31 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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There is no problem that cannot be solve by passing a law.

None.

20 posted on 05/26/2010 11:12:52 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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I can think of a certain congress critter who I wish would choke on a weiner!


21 posted on 05/26/2010 11:13:20 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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The herd has to get thinned somehow.


22 posted on 05/26/2010 11:13:28 AM PDT by PGR88
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Where do you put the label on a ham sandwich?


25 posted on 05/26/2010 11:14:49 AM PDT by MNlurker
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seems to me that anything that can be put in the mouth is going to be labeled then right..??... i guess we just aren’t as smart as our elected officials....i would have never known i could choke eating something...


30 posted on 05/26/2010 11:17:25 AM PDT by tatsinfla
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Of course, the title doesn’t even fit the actual situation. The baby inhaled popcorn remnants.


31 posted on 05/26/2010 11:17:54 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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Being careful with what foods you gave your toddler used to be called “good parenting”. Why was he feeding her popcorn?


34 posted on 05/26/2010 11:20:33 AM PDT by Ellendra (Can't starve us out, and you can't make us run. . . -Hank Jr.)
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We need “Smart” masks that count how many times we chew and won’t allow us to swallow until we’ve chewed 25 time.

Hmmm. Forget you read that. I’m going to get a patent on it.


36 posted on 05/26/2010 11:23:44 AM PDT by DManA
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Labels Urged for Food That Can Choke

"If you're stupid don't eat this."

39 posted on 05/26/2010 11:33:10 AM PDT by TigersEye (0basma's father was a British subject. He can't be a "natural-born" citizen.)
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The Philadelphia Eagles will have to label their pre-game playoff meals.


44 posted on 05/26/2010 11:39:46 AM PDT by hometoroost (Proverbs 8:36 - All those who hate me love death.)
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Somewhere Mama Cass cries, “Great timing, ass-wipes!”.


45 posted on 05/26/2010 11:41:45 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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