Hi Neighbor! Iowahawk Guest Opinion from the Sarah Palin Who Lives In Liberals' Heads

Iowahawk | 5/28/10 | David Burge

[IowaHawk]

Knockity knock!

Oh hi there! I was out shooting caribou on the Arctic Cat and saw your synapse lights on, and so I said to myself, "now, gosh darn it, Sarah, you've been living inside this nice person's cerebral cortex for, what is it, almost two years now? By golly, it's about time you dropped in at their frontal lobe with a plate of your famous homemade Alaska welcome wagon cookies and introduced yourself."

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[IowaHawk]

A mind is a terrible thing to lose.

[EveningStar]

Nice to see you posting again. :)

[humblegunner]

Already posted here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2523717/posts

[IowaHawk]

Much obliged! Shoutout to my FR homies.

[Lurker]

Good to see you around again Dave!

[IowaHawk]

zup cracka! Longtimes no see, hope all’s well.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

By golly, it’s been such a long time since I read anything so goshdarn funny!

[Slings and Arrows]

the Sarah Palin Who Lives In Liberals' Heads

Talk about a bad neighborhood...

[The Wizard]

bttt

[Yardstick]

*Fertile Alaskan Homunculus Bump!*

[EveningStar]

I'm temporarily handling the Iowahawk ping list while dighton is away.

Please let me know if you want to be added to or removed from the list.

Please ping me to Iowahawk articles. Thanks. :)

[decimon]

‘fron’? Shouldn’t that be ‘fr0n’?

[EveningStar]

Gunner, I asked the mod to use Hawk’s thread instead of the one I posted. :)

[RichInOC]

Awesome.

If headspace were real estate, Sarah Palin would be the largest private owner in the United States.

[MontanaBeth]

That was so funny! You hit the nail on the head of a liberal! Humor is needed now more than ever, what with the whole destruction of the country thing. Finding it hard to smile lately.

[FormerACLUmember]

Pure genius.

[Liberty Valance]

Ha! Great idea and well put together!

[GeronL]

Hey, Joe McGinnis... somebody is living in your head!!

[unseen1]

funny and yet soo true. the liberals have Palin on the mind. she scares them senseless because they can not understand her. And they will never be able to understand her because they were raised totally different form the rest of flyover country.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Nice to see you IowaHawk - she gets in their heads..... nice. ;^)

[Choose Ye This Day]

Sir, this is a thing of absolute GENIUS. Well done.

Oh...! Oh, this. The bikini. Funniest thing. Turns out once I'm inside a liberal's head, It's like poof! Off with the clothes. I tell ya, it's gotten to the point that I really don't even notice it anymore. No, don't be embarrassed or ashamed, most of your friends don't even give me the bikini.

snork!

[The Wizard]

great bit....

[tweakDU]

Eastern Iowa ping - absolutely the best IowaHawk!

[holly go-rightly]

good to be pinged, thank you sir!

[joelt]

Genius! As per usual.

[colorado tanker]

The inevitable end for this liberal.

[GVnana]

Whoa! Did you feel that? I think I felt a little earthquake! Oh -- I see. It was just you, banging your head against the stair banister trying to get me out of it. Trust me, you might as well give up on that, because it's not gonna work. Just ask Tina Fey.

Burge is so BAAAAD... :)

[TChad]

Sarah's busy little homunculus has turned Andrew Sullivan

into Colonel Kurtz.

[dighton]

Greetings for an ornament to damned near everything.

[TChad]

Hurray, you’re posting again! It wasn’t the same FR without you.

[dighton]

Still not here, not really. Many thanks for your kind words.

[Stentor]

I bet he’s afraid to look out an airplane window. Never know who might be on the wing.

[HMBillson]

We now know where Rush derived his Tuesday radio comment from, when he said “We live rent free, in their heads, we are forever on the minds of liberals” I love it.

Great job Dave! I search each day with great anticipation for your next insightful one, two punch on the liberal cranium.

[onyx]

LOL.

You’ll enjoy this, I promise!

[SoConPubbie]

You’ll enjoy this, I promise!

Now that was funny!

[penelopesire]

A ‘that’s hysterical’ bump!

Thanks for the laugh with my coffee this morning....LOL!