Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 06/01/2010 6:22:13 PM PDT by tlb
Paul McCartney was reportedly "shaken up" by an incident that happened after a concert in Mexico City. Police had to rescue the former Beatle after a mob swarmed his tour bus.
A source says that even McCartney's security detail thought it was just another ho-hum standard giant crowd enveloping his tour bus until things got out of hand as youths started scaling the bus. It escalated from there as they got on the roof of the bus and started jumping up and down.
The mob dispersed when police were dispatched to the scene. McCartney's management is said to be re-evaluating his security detail.
(Excerpt) Read more at comcast.net ...
“Mexican Misery Tour.”
Well done!!!!
I’m fixing a hole, where the Mexicans got in,
and kept my bus from motoring,
Where it will goooooo,
Paul should bring ono along. He finds himself in a jam again all he hsa to do is give her the mike and let her howl away. The mob would be disperse real quick! Kinda like the invisible fencing for dogs.
Had I a nickel for everytime I have hit the “Get the “H” out of here, and onto another station” button on my car radio to escape a McCartney, or Beatles song I’d be quite wealthy today.
...I’ll have to root thru the archives for that one...thanks for the heads up!
They had a vision of “Lady Madonna.”
Just the karma from Keith Moon bitin’ him on the a**.
Your President does tomorrow.
LOL
vaudine
They were just thinking,”why don’t we do it in the road”.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jajajajaja ya killing me here
Indeed...You only need two these days
This thread is proof that FReepers are FUnny! I think you guys hit every possible joke!
I’ve never liked McCartney. While not quite as vocal as other “stars”, he’s still a perfect example of limousine liberal. Looks like he got at least one dose of reality.
Just another Day in the Life
Hay-seuss, don’t rush my bus
It’s a bad one, made here in Mesheeeco.
whoah, oh, no
The minute, you think you’ll begin
Remember, Mace gets under your skin,
then it begins, it doesn’t get better.
Better, better, better.
So push `em off, don’t let `em in ..
Heyseuss ...
She came in through the back door window!
(High pitched Little Richard-like hooting)
I think I recognize 3 people there - Paul McCartney, James Coburn and Clement Freud (bald guy with beard).
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