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With Helen Thomas, Ugliness Is Not Just Skin-Deep!
borderfirereport ^ | June 5 2010 | John Lillpop

Posted on 06/05/2010 2:52:54 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper

Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love.

Provided said mother happened to be a blind and deaf liberal, that is.

Thomas has been haunting presidential press conferences for nearly 50 years. In the 50 years prior to that, she was Herman Munster on The Munsters, a role for which she was uniquely qualified because she required absolutely no make up.

As the oldest living "journalist" to be on the payroll of both the DNC and UPI at the same time, one can see years of wear and tear played out on Thomas' haggard face.

However, those who thought that Helen Thomas was just another ugly face were shocked to learn that besides all those hideous wrinkles, pox marks, scars and other flaws that one would normally find on the remains of a successful suicide bomber, there is a truly ugly spirit.

Mind you, thinking people have known for years that this so-called journalist is a mean-spirited, hateful and biased leftist, completely unsullied by even the slightest trace of objectivity or integrity in her writings and verbal harangues.

Add “Anti-Semitic hag” to the mix of phrases used to describe this really pathetic fool. In her latest gig, Thomas wants the Jews of Israel to get the hell out of Palestine and go back to Germany and Poland.

(Excerpt) Read more at borderfirereport.net ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: helen; thomas; ugly
Satire by John Lillpop
1 posted on 06/05/2010 2:52:54 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Ugly to the corps.


2 posted on 06/05/2010 2:55:23 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Thomas’ haggard face

I thought she was walking on her hands.


3 posted on 06/05/2010 2:56:00 PM PDT by bikerman (Obama lied pelicans died)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

The outside really does reflect the ugliness on the inside given enough time.


4 posted on 06/05/2010 2:56:03 PM PDT by highlander_UW (Education is too important to leave in the hands of the government.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

This was her Mel Gibson moment.


5 posted on 06/05/2010 2:56:43 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Berlin_Freeper

So does she feel the same way about Mexicans invading Arizona?


6 posted on 06/05/2010 3:00:26 PM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQcQdWBqt14


7 posted on 06/05/2010 3:02:07 PM PDT by LeoWindhorse
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Photobucket
8 posted on 06/05/2010 3:03:21 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (No Romney,No Mark Kirk (Illinois), not now, not ever!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love.

Is her mothers name Rosemary by any chance?

9 posted on 06/05/2010 3:03:52 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Whoa - I wish Lillpop would tell us how he *really* feels. ;)

Good piece; I really enjoyed it.


10 posted on 06/05/2010 3:03:55 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: LeoWindhorse

I dream about this creature. I think they're called NIGHTMARES.

11 posted on 06/05/2010 3:03:58 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: historyrepeatz

12 posted on 06/05/2010 3:04:49 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: smokingfrog
Ugly to the corps.

ROTFLMAO!

13 posted on 06/05/2010 3:04:56 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Is Thomas a muslim or something else?


14 posted on 06/05/2010 3:05:11 PM PDT by Ken522
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Satire? What is there about this that isn’t factual, other than the charge that she played Herman Munster?


15 posted on 06/05/2010 3:05:16 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero

” Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love. “

I’ll wager her mother didn’t love her ;-)


16 posted on 06/05/2010 3:07:35 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: Ken522

Supposedly Lebanese Christian.


17 posted on 06/05/2010 3:08:26 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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To: Ken522

Parents from Lebanon, but not sure if Lebanese.


18 posted on 06/05/2010 3:10:01 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Grandpa Munster now.


19 posted on 06/05/2010 3:10:09 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: Cicero

She’s kreepy and she’s kooky,
Mysterious and spooky.

Oh wait, that’s the Adams Family...


20 posted on 06/05/2010 3:10:24 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Ok...I can’t resist:

Beauty’s only skin deep...
But *ugly* goes all the way down to the bone!

>Bo)


21 posted on 06/05/2010 3:19:31 PM PDT by DGHoodini (Iran Azadi!)
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To: Yardstick
This was her Mel Gibson moment.

But she'll get a pass on it. Being a leftist means all you have to do to be forgiven is say, "Oops, I didn't really mean that... Sorry..." A conservative or pubbie would be run out of town on a rail.

It's happened over and over again.

Mark

22 posted on 06/05/2010 3:20:43 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: historyrepeatz
Photobucket
23 posted on 06/05/2010 3:22:56 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Ken522
"Is Thomas a muslim or something else?"

I'm guessing "something else"

24 posted on 06/05/2010 3:27:46 PM PDT by Thom Pain (2 + 2 = 4 : Defending the Constitution is CENTRIST; not RIGHT WING! Don't be labeled!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

25 posted on 06/05/2010 3:31:26 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout hearts...)
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To: historyrepeatz
They call me Troll; Gnawer of the Moon, Giant of the Gale-blasts, Curse of the rain-hall, Companion of the Sibyl, Nightroaming hag, Swallower of the loaf of heaven. What is a Troll but that?[*]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll

26 posted on 06/05/2010 3:38:20 PM PDT by Charlespg
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Holocaust jokes are not funny, Anne Frankly I won’t stand for that


27 posted on 06/05/2010 3:56:25 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: Berlin_Freeper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kx8t6uW9Nk


28 posted on 06/05/2010 4:07:28 PM PDT by EverOnward
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To: Berlin_Freeper

29 posted on 06/05/2010 4:08:44 PM PDT by McBuff
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To: Berlin_Freeper
The Associated Press Wednesday, June 21, 2006; 10:28 PM DES MOINES, Iowa -- An Iowa congressman apologized Wednesday for disparaging comments he made last week at the state Republican convention about a veteran White House correspondent. Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, was discussing the June 7 death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Saturday when he mentioned 85-year-old Helen Thomas, who has covered the White House for nearly 50 years and is a columnist for Hearst Newspapers. "There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he's at," King said about al-Zarqawi, in a recording transcribed by Radio Iowa. "And if there are, they probably all look like Helen Thomas."

Spokeswoman Summer Johnson said in an e-mail Wednesday that King has apologized to Thomas.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2691087

30 posted on 06/05/2010 4:12:32 PM PDT by EverOnward
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Anyone else who feels that Ms. Thomas is no longer qualified to be a REPORTER that can report objectively, shoudl feel free to write her boss. He can be reached at:

Mr. George Randolph Hearst, Jr.
Chairman
Hearst Corporation
300 West 57th Street,42nd Floor
New York, New York 10019-3790

I’ve been a working member of the media for the lasst 25 years. Helen Thomas is a disgrace and just showed some of the ugliest thigns anyone can say, let along a person whose job it is to be objective. I believe the Hearst corproation to be better than that. I hope I’m right.


31 posted on 06/05/2010 4:25:08 PM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: EverOnward

If a Fox reporter or journalist had made the same comment as the repulsive Ms. Thomas, their desk would have been cleaned out already. Game, set match...


32 posted on 06/05/2010 4:25:13 PM PDT by nj patriot (Gore is beyond help.... Snakes in the head.)
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To: McBuff

After Heasrt s**tcans her, perhaps she could get press credentials from B’nai B’rith...


33 posted on 06/05/2010 4:26:52 PM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: highlander_UW

When LBJ wa President I was attending what was then Southwest Texas State University. LBJ was an alumni and loved to stop in on his way to the ranch. That wa 45 years ago and I swear Helen Thomas looked the same then as she does today!! The helicopter would land and the press bus would drive in and there was Helen in all her rumpled glory looking like she hadn’t bathed or combed her hair in a while!


34 posted on 06/05/2010 4:28:12 PM PDT by NativeTxn
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To: Berlin_Freeper

She is Dorian Gray, without the benefit of a painting up in her attic.


35 posted on 06/05/2010 4:31:30 PM PDT by Dogbert41
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To: DGHoodini

“Beauty’s only skin deep...
But *ugly* goes all the way down to the bone!”

I think you mean But(t) ugly goes all the way to to the bone! :)


36 posted on 06/05/2010 4:40:49 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Berlin_Freeper

We need to cut her just a little slack. After all she is old. Very very very very old. Why, look what I ran into:

PHILADELPHIA INQIRER JULY 2, 1863

HEADLINE: Helen Thomas says, The Confederates should get the Hell out of Gettysburg.


37 posted on 06/05/2010 4:57:38 PM PDT by NavyCanDo (Palin will see the Potomac from Her House)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I don’t know about this article...I’ve known some physically unattractive people who were good as gold, and some good looking people that were rotten to the bone.

Blasting people for what genetics produced is wrong, but when ugly is on the inside, it generally does manifest itself on the outside.


38 posted on 06/05/2010 4:58:14 PM PDT by mom4melody
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To: Mikey_1962

“So does she feel the same way about Mexicans invading Arizona?”

My thought too. Would like to hear a reporter ask Ms. Thomas if she believes those who are in the U.S. illegally should return to their home country.


39 posted on 06/05/2010 5:16:09 PM PDT by 4integrity
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To: mom4melody

well said.


40 posted on 06/05/2010 5:37:53 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: smokingfrog

You guys!

Helen is of Lebanese descent, and Mediterranian women always go to seed after age 40. Helen is just double that.

She’s not a Muzzie, just a middle eastern Christian that hates Jews.

Time for that pasture, Helen.


41 posted on 06/05/2010 5:52:14 PM PDT by plangent
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To: historyrepeatz

Check out the guy on the right staring at her. I just wonder what he is thinking.


42 posted on 06/05/2010 5:58:47 PM PDT by beckysueb (January 20, 2013. When Obama becomes just a skidmark on the panties of American history.)
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To: beckysueb

He’s probably thinking to himself, “Can you be dead and still be holding a newspaper?”


43 posted on 06/05/2010 6:02:40 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: historyrepeatz

LOL


44 posted on 06/05/2010 6:07:36 PM PDT by beckysueb (January 20, 2013. When Obama becomes just a skidmark on the panties of American history.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

when your ugly on the inside it always eventually makes it’s way outside and marks your face with you bad decision and attitude.


45 posted on 06/05/2010 6:09:58 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama = Epic Fail)
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To: NavyCanDo

If you don’t mind borrowing your words to add just a little.

“HEADLINE: Halloween Thomas says, The Confederates should get the Hell out of Gettysburg.


46 posted on 06/05/2010 6:11:46 PM PDT by Islander2
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To: Berlin_Freeper

She told the “Jews” to relocate. That should be enough.


47 posted on 06/05/2010 6:13:01 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
How did this woman escape from the Hansel and Gretel tale?

vaudine

48 posted on 06/05/2010 6:31:05 PM PDT by vaudine (,,)
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