Posted on 06/08/2010 12:08:32 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Summer 1981 - I worked in Security at Kings island North of Cincinnati. We arrested a operv who was hanging out in the little kid’s area of the park after a mother told us he took her sons dirty diaper out of the garbage and was sniffing it while playing pocket pull. When we had in in the office we discovered that he had cut the pockets out of his shorts and was not wearing underwear. The legend of Diaper Man was born.
It’s the hayseeds that make the movie so funny.
Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it’s a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’m a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y’all can just forget that part about freezin’ now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y’all hear that, don’t ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
Gale: Where’d all the tellers go?
Teller’s voices: We’re down here, sir.
Evelle: They’re on the floor as you commanded, Gale.
Also found this line.
Pertains very much to this thread.....
Dot: Now you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!
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