Posted on 06/10/2010 2:00:50 PM PDT by speciallybland
The day's best media advisory:
**FOR PLANNING PURPOSES ONLY** June 9, 2010
Weiner, Chaffetz Call for End to Mohair Subsidies
A Democrat, a Republican and a Goat Speak Out
New York City — Tomorrow, Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-Brooklyn and Queens), a member of the House Subcommittee on Commerce, Trade and Consumer Protection, will team up with Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) and a live “mohair” goat to speak out against the outdated mohair subsidy as another example of wasteful government spending.
WHO: Representative Anthony Weiner (D-Brooklyn and Queens)
Representative Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah)
A live Angora goat, the source of mohair
WHAT: Weiner and Chaffetz will call for end to wasteful mohair subsidies.
WHEN: 11 a.m. Thursday, June, 10, 2010
WHERE: The Spirit of Justice Park
Outside the Rayburn House Office Building
Corner of C Street S.E. and South Capitol Street
Washington, D.C.
UPDATE: A goat attacked Weiner.
They should end the subsidies to farmers too. Thats been going on since Roosevelt. And subsidies to.......(fill in the blanks.)
Saw Weiner with a goat this morning and thought to myself “here go more weiner bumps, but this time with a goat instead of Rahm”.
Where’s the “And another Democrat gets it in the...” guy?
What exactly is Weiner demonstrating and why ...
CUT THE SUGAR SUBSIDY AS WELL
Islamic Student Proves Existence Of Afterlife And Possibility Of Sex
With Ghosts.
A professor at Georgetown University was giving a lecture on
Paranormal Studies last Wednesday.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe
in ghosts?’
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any
of you think you have seen a ghost?’
About 40 students raise their hands.
That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?’
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?’
Three students raise their hands.
That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?’
Way in the back, masters degree student Ahmed Mohammad El-Mukfarthee
raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve
been giving this lecture, No one has ever claimed to have made love to
a ghost.
You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ‘So, Ahmed,
tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?’
Ahmed replied, “Oh Sheet, Soooo sorry, Efendi. Sex with ghosts I don’t
know about. From way back there where I was sitting, I thought you
asked about “sex with goats.”
Lovers spat?
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