[Zakeet]

I am such a disapointment that Chrissy wanted to club me to death with his no-longer-tingling leg.

[Theophilus]

Yes we can let oil go to waste. A crisis? Not so much.

[jellybean]

I think this is also a brilliant parody of Johnny Horton's Battle of New Orleans:

"I fired off a speech

But the British kept a-spillin'

Twice as many barrels as there was a month ago

I fired off a speech

But the British kept a-spillin'

Up the Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico..."

[agere_contra]

So the president has now declared war on the great BP spill – Gulf War 3! – and in this epic conflict the Speechgiver-in-Chief will surely be his own unmanned drone:

Genius.

[OrangeHoof]

That’s what BP needs to fix this mess - energy-efficient windows!

[Malesherbes]

Genius at work, and I mean Steyn, not the “unmanned drone.”

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"yet he is always, reliably, consistently mediocre."

They need to plug the leak between his ears.

[Gritty]

Chris Matthews and the other leg-tinglers invented an Obama that doesn't exist. Unfortunately, they're stuck with the one that does...

What a gift of insight!

[upchuck]

Styen BUMP!! He is a priceless treasure.

[giotto]

I can honestly say I've never been disappointed in Barack Obama.

Anyone who says he is disappointed in Obama is only showing how dumb he is to have believed him in the first place.

[CincyRichieRich]

We must neuter him in November. It doesn’t matter his performance 40% or his crimes...40% will still adore him and follow and defend him. How do we dissolve this planter’s wort?

[KarenMarie]

mrkd

[Doohickey]

Mark, thank you for my new tagline.

[Paladin2]

"It Takes A Spillage."

LOL