Skip to comments.Portland woman says Al Gore groped her in hotel room
Posted on 06/23/2010 11:38:15 PM PDT by GVnana
A Portland massage therapist gave local police a detailed statement last year alleging that former Vice President Al Gore groped her, kissed her and made unwanted sexual advances during a late-night massage session in October 2006 in a suite at the upscale Hotel Lucia.
The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night, including her black pants with stains on them. But Portland police didn't contact any of the woman's friends, obtain the potential evidence or interview anyone at the hotel, records show.
"The case was not investigated any further because detectives concluded there was insufficient evidence to support the allegations," the Portland Police Bureau said in a prepared statement Wednesday, responding to inquiries from all over the world after the National Enquirer broke the story on its website.
In her detailed Jan. 8, 2009, statement to a Portland sexual assault investigator, the woman said she was called to the hotel about 10:30 p.m. Oct. 24, 2006, to provide a massage for Gore, who was registered under the name "Mr. Stone." Once inside his ninth-floor suite, she said he pushed her hand to his groin, fondled her buttocks and breasts, tongue-kissed her and threw her down on the bed as she tried to thwart his advances.
She also said Gore had finished a beer and opened a bottle of Grand Marnier while she was in the room.
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I think global warming caused Gore’s penis to erupt and stain her clothes.
Personally, I’m always suspicious when a woman waits three years to report a sexual assault. No love lost on Gore but this seems to be a staple with successful athletes and other celebs and there’s about 50/50 on which one is lying. Waiting years only makes the accuser more likely to be the liar.
Did the woman tell Al she was a Democrat? He probably assumed he was entitled to a freebie just like the women who claimed they’d give Clinton a BJ for keeping abortion legal.
The article is worth reading, if for no other reason than picturing Gore as a “crazed sex poodle.”
the very thought of being touched by that sleazeball makes my skin crawl. yuck.
She called him a “crazed sex poodle” and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her. “”
Who needs the article when we have a picture!
I'd be more inclined to believe it if instead of a woman it was a Redwood tree bringing forth charges of unseemly advances and groping by the Goracle.
Bill Clinton taught him everything he knows!
Circular logic rides again!
I guess we’ll have to see the results of the stains. IF they can obtain Gore DNA sample. Or should they try tree sap?
Tipper is divorcing Al, after 40 years.
In other words, THERE’S MORE SCANDALS TO COME!
Stay tuned folks.
If Al Whore assaulted ONLY this masseuse in 2006, I doubt Tipper would suddenly divorce him now (4 years later). There’s MORE TO COME.
She was waiting until Algore's wealth reached a sufficient level to make it worthwhile to pay a lawyer 40%. I understand a civil suit is in the works.
She had a report filed within two months, but your point is well taken.
The money quote for me was:
“GET OFF ME, YOU BIG LUMMOX.”
Everyone has it wrong. Gore was NOT groping the woman. He was just trying to take her clothes off, so he could wear them. He always looked and acted like a sissy, so he was probably a panty-boy, afterall.
[She called him a “crazed sex poodle” and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her.]
I hope some enterprising Hollywood producer brings this event to the big screen.
Did you say something about a knot hole and Al Gore?
Did you say something about a knot hole and Al Gore?
I know. That’s gay, or gross( with a beer? ), or both.
Doesn’t she know that the “small people” have no redress against the global elite who are striving to save them from global warming? It’s about time the peasants learned their place!
Biggest laugh of the entire article:
“...he tried to lure her into the bedroom to hear pop star Pink’s ‘Dear Mr. President’ on his iPod dock.”
I was eating spaghetti when I read that part. A moment later, my laptop was wearing spaghetti, and I was no longer eating spaghetti.
Folks, this is TIGER WOODS, PART 2. I guarantee more female (and male) victims of this sex offender will come forward to recount (pun intended) their stories of sex abuse at the hands and groin of Al Whore.
Other best aspect of this SEX OFFENDER story: Al Whore gives speeches around the world on the MORAL/ETHICAL imperative of fixing “global warming.”
Morals? Ethics? They evaporated in an unwelcome spurt of Al’s essence.
The high priest turns out to be a common molester! Will the Church of Global Warming cast him out? Or just pay his laundry bill?
My instinct tells me it’s a 100% fake. Al Gore has his shortcomings, has very wonky ideas, made a rotten film, etc. etc. etc. -
...but: three years? And all this weird stuff about Grand Marnier and stains?
Come on... I bet the lady don’t know zilch about DNA-comparisons.
It’s telling that she spills this stuff just when the Al-Tipper marriage is breaking up.
Don’t believe the hype folks.
I know that time is passing for all of us, but Al Gore looks nothing like he did just 10-15 years ago. His demeanor is also different. I personally think he had a mental breakdown.
Any 54-yr-old woman who says things like “lummox” would be death for Gore if she’s called to testify on the witness stand.
I’ve never seen or heard that word used in my life. In other words, she sounds extra wholesome. Like almost a grandmotherly figure. If she weren’t, she would’ve used more common (or even vulgar) language during the attack.
Who says “lummox?” Especially while they’re fending off a sex pervert molester like Al Gore?
Plus, she saved his “fluids” by preserving the pants she was wearing that day. DNA evidence puts Al Gore’s molesting genitalia in close proximity to her pants, validating her story.
After reading these reports, I lay awake at night with the lights on, terrified that sex offender Al Gore will sneak into my house and molest me too.
AL, if you’re reading this, shame on you.
For being a sex offender. And a pervert.
Oh, and for telling 6 billion earthlings the BIG LIE that their planet “has a fever.”
You should be in prison so you won’t molest again.
Either that, or just elope with Larry Sinclair and his boyfriend Omoslem.
A Bill Clinton wannabe. Better put some ice on that.
Personally I think this woman is exaggerating this so called assault. Sounds like the fat lib was a bit frisky but it also seems as if the rejection by this woman was not very forceful.
More interesting to me is the fact none of the newspapers chose to run the story when the complaint was made. Can you imagine the coverage this would have gotten had the complaint been against Dick Cheney or Reagan’s VP GHWB?
If al couldn’t “do the deed” what is all over her pants that she saved? Apparently he did something.
That's what I was wondering.
Snot... he cried in her lap as she stroked his head and tried to calm his sobbing.
This is certainly what I thought—that the woman is a hooker, and that maybe she saw a way to part poor old albore from some of his money. She thought it would be easy, but she was not smart enough to figure out how to go about it.
When someone is crying rape, they need to act immediately—not wait a couple of years and then expect the police to get all bothered. If she had been an 18 year old girl, it might have been a different scenario-—but a woman in her 50’s should have a bit more sense. In fact, a mature woman going to a man’s hotel room after 10 PM to give him a massage is probably getting what she asked for.
She went to the cops,was told she had no case. Assuming the charges are true thats pretty devastating for her. I can see her keeping quiet after that.
I’m sure as well she has always had to deal with people hearing her profession and thinking the worse.
Gore’s always been a little knotty. Probably very knotty when pining for a massage.
Good thing for him she wasn’t a part time landscaper with a handy can of “stump remover.”
I wonder if Gore carries a pair of fir handcuffs in his luggage or gets spruced up for such special occasions?
If this story is for real other victims may come out of the woodwork.
Maybe the masseuse’s evidence consists of carpenter ants in her pants.