Naked Man Arrested At Library With Stolen Cheese (ACTUAL TITLE - CINCINNATI)

wkrc.com ^ | 24 June 2010 | wkrc.com

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A man faces charges after an unusual incident at a local library. 52-year-old Darrell Bess was taken into custody yesterday, naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese.

Bess was ordered by a judge to stay away from the Main branch of the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library in downtown Cincinnati because of prior thefts.

But police say Bess ignored that warning. He was found naked, bathing in the men's bathroom at the library on Wednesday. Police searched his bag and found two knives, two library CD's and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese which he allegedly stole from a local store.

Court documents shows Bess is homeless and has a history of bizarre thefts. In May, he was arrested after he allegedly tried to shoplift 10 cans of herring and 16 cans of sardines at a local store. Then on June 13th, he was accused of trying to take several bags of candy from a Graeter's location.

Bess now faces new charges of carrying a concealed weapon, public indecency, criminal trespass, theft and receiving stolen property.

[Jack Hydrazine]

The government cheese wasn’t Goouda ‘nuf for him! LOL!

[DCBryan1]

Did a moose bite him ?

His sister maybe.

[xrmusn]

Well, just what is the library for if you can’t take a bath in one now and then.

Geeeeez, they probably had run him off earlier for stinking, so he was just trying to comply with the earlier complaint(s).

Was he in the ladies room and someone was afraid of getting assaulted with a ‘dead’ weapon?...

[Red Badger]

THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT!.................GMTA..............

[dblshot]

naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese.
Armed with several pounds of cheese? Must have been Limburger. Get back or I'll use the cheese!

[John.Galt2012]

Great title for the follow up to the book “Who Moved My Cheese”. New title “Arrested At Library With Stolen Cheese”

[OB1kNOb]

I mean how else do you expect the guy to cut his stolen cheese?

I can cut the cheese without a knife.

[Sender]

The parmesan was to lure the moose into a trusting position. Good thing he was stopped in time.

[Red Badger]

Herring & Sardines are Heart Healthy foods. Lots of Omega-3 fatty acids. He was being smart...................

[Sloth]

"I accuse Naked Man -- in the Library -- with the Cheese!"

[capt. norm]

Oh Please!

Not another 'naked man with stolen cheese' story!

"Gotta get this cheese, hidden in a fake fire extinguisher, to the library...it's overdue and I can't afford the fine."

[Never on my watch]

Clearly this man is a victim of the corporate greed of Big Cheese.

[VRWCmember]

52-year-old Darrell Bess was taken into custody yesterday, naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese.

Sounds like he intended to cut the cheese.

[RedMDer]

Live TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaoNAw06lOI

[reagan_fanatic]

It would have been funnier had he been caught naked carrying two six packs and a swiss cheese...

[OB1kNOb]

Obviously his lookout didn’t tell him to cheese it cause the cops were coming.

[NCjim]

Police searched his bag and found two knives, two library CD's and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese

At least they got him before he cut the cheese...

[Moose4]

You rang?

}:-)4

[Xenalyte]

Crazy + n00d + cheese = totally one of my disciples.

[Never on my watch]

Armed with several pounds of cheese?

Cops: 'Put down the cheese and step away from the sink!'