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Naked Man Arrested At Library With Stolen Cheese (ACTUAL TITLE - CINCINNATI)
wkrc.com ^ | 24 June 2010 | wkrc.com

Posted on 06/24/2010 8:45:49 AM PDT by TSgt

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Cincinnati's homeless are known for being batcrap crazy yet the Greater Cincinnati Coalition for the Homeless continues to fight for their right to be batcrap crazy.
1 posted on 06/24/2010 8:45:51 AM PDT by TSgt
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To: TSgt

Cheese, sardines and herring?....All he needed was crackers wine!


2 posted on 06/24/2010 8:48:10 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Still, it’s kind of silly that they charged him for concealed weapons because he had knives in his bag. If you’re homeless, you’ve pretty much got to carry your home around with you, and what home doesn’t have a few knives in it? I mean how else do you expect the guy to cut his stolen cheese?


3 posted on 06/24/2010 8:49:13 AM PDT by Boogieman
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California batcrap crazy can beat that anyday!


4 posted on 06/24/2010 8:49:23 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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May I be the first?

That's Na'cho Cheese!

5 posted on 06/24/2010 8:49:53 AM PDT by sam_paine (X .................................)
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To: TSgt

I laughed my head off reading the headline.


6 posted on 06/24/2010 8:50:47 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Just leave this long-haired conservative alone.)
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To: TSgt

I think almost all homeless in the US are batcrap crazy.

There are so many govt programs and handouts available now that only those who really want to be homeless are.


7 posted on 06/24/2010 8:51:05 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Slings and Arrows

Uh, you can keep the cheese


8 posted on 06/24/2010 8:51:16 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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"I mean how else do you expect the guy to cut his stolen cheese?"

The story said it was Parmesan cheese. He was probably snorting it.

9 posted on 06/24/2010 8:52:15 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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A man faces charges after an unusual incident at a local library.
You know, when the paper has to point out that something like this is unusual, it's got to be a crazy world. I remember the crazy homeless guy around Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco who used to steal a baguette and chase women tourists around while he held it out like a dildo. But then I don't remember the Examiner mentioning that was unusual.
10 posted on 06/24/2010 8:52:43 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: sam_paine

but was it Gouda for him?


11 posted on 06/24/2010 8:53:00 AM PDT by Lockbox
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Al Gore Crazed Sex Poodle is still a better headline today.

GORE ‘CRAZED SEX POODLE’
Drudge Report ^
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2540761/posts

Competition is getting fierce though.


12 posted on 06/24/2010 8:53:50 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

There’s no mention of a moose in this story.


13 posted on 06/24/2010 8:53:56 AM PDT by Noumenon ("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?" - Julius Caesar)
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” ordered by a judge to stay away from ... the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library “

Could ya have him stay out of the cheese shop, too? Please.


14 posted on 06/24/2010 8:54:16 AM PDT by Humble Servant ( See y'all in the gulag.)
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Did a moose bite him ?


15 posted on 06/24/2010 8:54:33 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Would you hold my hand ... If I saw you in heaven ... to my angel in heaven)
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Bess was ordered by a judge to stay away from the Main branch of the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library
I guess he'll have to take a bus out to one of the other branch locations.
16 posted on 06/24/2010 8:54:51 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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Cincinnati's homeless are known for being batcrap crazy

It's not easy being cheesy.

17 posted on 06/24/2010 8:54:56 AM PDT by newheart (History is an outbreak of madness--Ellul)
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If you’re homeless, you’ve pretty much got to carry your home around with you, and what home doesn’t have a few knives in it? I mean how else do you expect the guy to cut his stolen cheese?

In the report, the police asked him who cut the cheese.

18 posted on 06/24/2010 8:55:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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Govt Cheese
19 posted on 06/24/2010 8:55:09 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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“allegedly tried to shoplift 10 cans of herring and 16 cans of sardines at a local store”

Herring and sardines? Yecchhh! As though being naked were not enough, this choice of food is proof positive he’s a pervert. Any normal low-life would be stealing spam and beanie-wienies.
Lock him up.


20 posted on 06/24/2010 8:55:46 AM PDT by atomic conspiracy (Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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