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Naked Man Arrested At Library With Stolen Cheese (ACTUAL TITLE - CINCINNATI)
wkrc.com ^ | 24 June 2010 | wkrc.com

Posted on 06/24/2010 8:45:49 AM PDT by TSgt

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To: TSgt

The government cheese wasn’t Goouda ‘nuf for him! LOL!


21 posted on 06/24/2010 8:56:03 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: clamper1797
Did a moose bite him ?

His sister maybe.

22 posted on 06/24/2010 8:56:19 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: TSgt

Well, just what is the library for if you can’t take a bath in one now and then.

Geeeeez, they probably had run him off earlier for stinking, so he was just trying to comply with the earlier complaint(s).

Was he in the ladies room and someone was afraid of getting assaulted with a ‘dead’ weapon?...


23 posted on 06/24/2010 8:56:35 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98 ) FIRE ALL INCUMBENTS)
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To: sam_paine

THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT!.................GMTA..............


24 posted on 06/24/2010 8:57:34 AM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. He's just some guy in the neighborhood.............)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese.
Armed with several pounds of cheese? Must have been Limburger. Get back or I'll use the cheese!
25 posted on 06/24/2010 8:58:22 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: TSgt

Great title for the follow up to the book “Who Moved My Cheese”. New title “Arrested At Library With Stolen Cheese”


26 posted on 06/24/2010 8:58:22 AM PDT by John.Galt2012 (I'll take Liberty and you can keep the "Change"!)
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To: Boogieman
I mean how else do you expect the guy to cut his stolen cheese?

I can cut the cheese without a knife.

27 posted on 06/24/2010 8:59:08 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Celebrities first seek fame...then they seek relevance, only to fail miserably at the latter.)
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To: Noumenon

The parmesan was to lure the moose into a trusting position. Good thing he was stopped in time.


28 posted on 06/24/2010 8:59:14 AM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Herring & Sardines are Heart Healthy foods. Lots of Omega-3 fatty acids. He was being smart...................


29 posted on 06/24/2010 8:59:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. He's just some guy in the neighborhood.............)
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To: TSgt

"I accuse Naked Man -- in the Library -- with the Cheese!"

30 posted on 06/24/2010 8:59:39 AM PDT by Sloth (Civil disobedience? I'm afraid only the uncivil kind is going to cut it this time.)
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To: TSgt
Oh Please!

Not another 'naked man with stolen cheese' story!

"Gotta get this cheese, hidden in a fake fire extinguisher, to the library...it's overdue and I can't afford the fine."

31 posted on 06/24/2010 9:00:00 AM PDT by capt. norm (Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.)
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To: TSgt

Clearly this man is a victim of the corporate greed of Big Cheese.


32 posted on 06/24/2010 9:00:39 AM PDT by Never on my watch (Obama is to freedom as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
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To: TSgt
52-year-old Darrell Bess was taken into custody yesterday, naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese.

Sounds like he intended to cut the cheese.

33 posted on 06/24/2010 9:01:22 AM PDT by VRWCmember (somebody had to say it)
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To: capt. norm

Live TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaoNAw06lOI


34 posted on 06/24/2010 9:01:43 AM PDT by RedMDer (Throw them all out in 2010... Forward with Confidence! Forward!)
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To: TSgt

It would have been funnier had he been caught naked carrying two six packs and a swiss cheese...


35 posted on 06/24/2010 9:02:00 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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To: TSgt

Obviously his lookout didn’t tell him to cheese it cause the cops were coming.


36 posted on 06/24/2010 9:02:46 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Celebrities first seek fame...then they seek relevance, only to fail miserably at the latter.)
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To: TSgt
Police searched his bag and found two knives, two library CD's and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese

At least they got him before he cut the cheese...

37 posted on 06/24/2010 9:03:12 AM PDT by NCjim ("You can't pick up a turd by the clean end", Bob Lonsberry on Obamacare)
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To: Noumenon

You rang?

}:-)4


38 posted on 06/24/2010 9:03:35 AM PDT by Moose4 (November 2, 2010--the day that "YES WE CAN" becomes "OH NO YOU DIN'T")
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To: humblegunner; Allegra; Lazamataz

Crazy + n00d + cheese = totally one of my disciples.


39 posted on 06/24/2010 9:03:41 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef!)
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To: dblshot
Armed with several pounds of cheese?

Cops: 'Put down the cheese and step away from the sink!'

40 posted on 06/24/2010 9:05:44 AM PDT by Never on my watch (Obama is to freedom as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
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