“allegedly tried to shoplift 10 cans of herring and 16 cans of sardines at a local store”
Herring and sardines? Yecchhh! As though being naked were not enough, this choice of food is proof positive he’s a pervert. Any normal low-life would be stealing spam and beanie-wienies.
Lock him up.
Herring & Sardines are Heart Healthy foods. Lots of Omega-3 fatty acids. He was being smart...................