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German throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers then flees on bulldozer
UK Telegraph ^ | 06/15/2010

Posted on 06/24/2010 6:12:43 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007

The 26-year-old drove into the grounds of the motorcycle gang members' clubhouse north of Munich on Sunday, according to reports in local media.

The young man, who was not identified, then dropped his pants, threw the puppy, and then fled.

After making his getaway, he stole the bulldozer from a construction site, and attempted to drive it to Munich. However, it was not fast enough, and his snail-like pace caused a 3-mile traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, according to a report in the English-language newspaper The Local, which cited the daily tz.

He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police.

*snip*

The puppy was now in safe hands at a local animal shelter, the spokesman added.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Germany; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dog; hellsangels; puppy; theheadlineisreal
That's the actual headline folks?
1 posted on 06/24/2010 6:12:49 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; PJ-Comix; Lazmataz; HairOfTheDog

...well all right then.


2 posted on 06/24/2010 6:14:11 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (To view the FR@Alabama ping list, click on my profile!)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

Very mysterious, but hardly breaking news. Nuts, maybe, but not news.


3 posted on 06/24/2010 6:15:05 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: hsalaw

Not breaking, no.

But EXTENDED news, why HECK yes!


4 posted on 06/24/2010 6:16:07 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (To view the FR@Alabama ping list, click on my profile!)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

Hell’s Angels like dogs.

Muslims hate dogs.

I report, you decide.


5 posted on 06/24/2010 6:16:25 PM PDT by DManA
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

LOL!


6 posted on 06/24/2010 6:16:48 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

Never abandon your bulldozer, once you decide to twist off.


7 posted on 06/24/2010 6:17:09 PM PDT by elkfersupper (Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

O_o


8 posted on 06/24/2010 6:17:42 PM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (1.416785(71) x 10^32 You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: hsalaw
Very mysterious, but hardly breaking news. Nuts, maybe, but not news.

he did drop his pants

9 posted on 06/24/2010 6:19:02 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

Maybe it was a pit bull.........Chet ?


10 posted on 06/24/2010 6:19:38 PM PDT by onona (dbada)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
OK...you win. The least probable headline I would have EVER expected to see.

Well, maybe this one would be more surprising:

Aliens Land On White House Lawn, Grill Asparagus, Then Poop and Fly Off

Your move...

11 posted on 06/24/2010 6:19:52 PM PDT by Pharmboy (The Stone Age did not end because they ran out of stones...)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

Well, it’s a very exclusive fraternity, with a helluva initiation/hazing, but he passed.


12 posted on 06/24/2010 6:20:17 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

I’m old, and I thought — maybe “threw the puppy” was slang for something naughty.

But I guess he REALLY DID throw a puppy. . . . wierd.


13 posted on 06/24/2010 6:20:39 PM PDT by i_dont_chat
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
Throwing a puppy? I hope the Hecks Angels give this guy a chain whipping . (I didn’t want to type: H , e , double hockey sticks )
14 posted on 06/24/2010 6:21:45 PM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: NonValueAdded
he did drop his pants

It's really hard to see the message here: throw a puppy, drop your pants. What's the frequency, Ken?

15 posted on 06/24/2010 6:22:25 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

“making his getaway”

Hun on the run/


16 posted on 06/24/2010 6:25:15 PM PDT by tumblindice ("We are guardians of the taxpayers money." Rep. Chris Carney, D-Pa)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

“...threw the puppy, and then fled.”

That’ll teach ‘em.


17 posted on 06/24/2010 6:30:44 PM PDT by pappyone (New to Freep, still working a tag line.)
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To: pappyone

Moral.....

Never bring a puppy to a Hell’s Angel Biker fight!


18 posted on 06/24/2010 6:34:16 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Ok, joke's over....Bring back Bush !)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

After I drop my pants, what ever I do after that I don’t refer to as “throwing a puppy”. Its usually called “burning a mule”.


19 posted on 06/24/2010 6:35:38 PM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

Maybe someone told him to throw POOPY, and he misunderstood?


20 posted on 06/24/2010 6:36:16 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

.......best article, ever.


21 posted on 06/24/2010 6:36:26 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

I’ve got nothing.

I thought of and discarded a few dozen responses. None of them can add anything to this story.

Abolutely nothing.


22 posted on 06/24/2010 6:40:31 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: hsalaw

oh, you were commenting on his sanity, not the view. my mistake. is the meaning hanging out there for you now, Dan?


23 posted on 06/24/2010 6:52:08 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping ... not at all a ping.


24 posted on 06/24/2010 6:54:54 PM PDT by BlackVeil
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
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25 posted on 06/24/2010 7:11:15 PM PDT by death2tyrants
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To: Ultra Sonic 007; Girlene
German throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers then flees on bulldozer and then becomes President of the United States...

Why not? I seen worser.

26 posted on 06/24/2010 7:13:23 PM PDT by bigheadfred (I said free association. Not freely associate.)
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To: bigheadfred

well, first off you are on the wrong continent and could he even drive a Bulldozer?


27 posted on 06/24/2010 7:30:32 PM PDT by barb-tex (REMEMBER NOVEMBER!!! Slim as it may be, it is our last hope.)
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To: bigheadfred

well, first off you are on the wrong continent and could he even drive a Bulldozer?


28 posted on 06/24/2010 7:30:45 PM PDT by barb-tex (REMEMBER NOVEMBER!!! Slim as it may be, it is our last hope.)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

How many times is this old story going to be posted?


29 posted on 06/24/2010 7:32:46 PM PDT by OldPossum
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

My life is really boring in comparison.


30 posted on 06/24/2010 7:32:57 PM PDT by Moose Burger
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To: barb-tex

First off, what continent is YOUR POTUS from? And if you don’t think Obama isn’t bulldozing your rear, I’m coming to live with you.


31 posted on 06/24/2010 7:39:01 PM PDT by bigheadfred (I said free association. Not freely associate.)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007

Ridiculous.


32 posted on 06/24/2010 7:42:39 PM PDT by Godebert
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To: bigheadfred
German throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers then flees on bulldozer and then becomes President of the United States...

LOL....You forgot the "dropped his pants" part of the story.......
33 posted on 06/24/2010 8:13:26 PM PDT by Girlene
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