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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.

Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”

Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”

Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.

Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”

Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Tennessee
KEYWORDS: algore; algorerapecase; barf; captaxpatent; carboncreditpatent; crazedsexpoodle; democrats; demsexscandal; dnccorruption; dncfraud; napl; releasemychakra; secondchakra; woodyou
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1 posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:41 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: Mr. Silverback; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; maggief; Allegra

Ping. ;)


2 posted on 06/29/2010 11:06:41 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

LMAO


3 posted on 06/29/2010 11:07:03 AM PDT by GoCards ("We eat therefore we hunt...")
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To: TigersEye; metmom

EWW & a big Yuck.


4 posted on 06/29/2010 11:10:02 AM PDT by pandoraou812 (Merda taurorum animas conturbit......)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The “Release my second chakra line,” always a big crowd pleaser (not). I’m gonna remember this every time I think of Al and AGW (Al Gore Warming).


5 posted on 06/29/2010 11:10:20 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: GoCards

Public ridicule and utter humiliation of this bogus clown is long overdue.

If the “masseuse” decides to press charges and legal action is taken, this will be fun to watch.

What goes around comes around ....Al


6 posted on 06/29/2010 11:10:59 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

“We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?”

Perhaps so, but what distinguishes the rest of us from the Bill Clintons and Al Gores of the world is that this yearning doesn’t lead us to abuse our power or trust by sexually assaulting women to get it. Of course, I’m neither an ex-president nor Nobel Prize winner, so who knows how “entitled” I would feel were I in their shoes?


7 posted on 06/29/2010 11:11:20 AM PDT by DrC
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Sounds like Albert was suffering from the deadly affliction which affects human males known as “Deadly Secondary Chakra Build-up”.


8 posted on 06/29/2010 11:11:31 AM PDT by chris37
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Ew, ew, EWW!! Just thinking of Al Gore, who is already disgusting enough as it is, in any kind of sexual (perverted) activity is just...bleeeeaaaah!!
9 posted on 06/29/2010 11:11:34 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is wily enough for all of us.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Interesting that Algone is a new-ager.

That connects some dots.


10 posted on 06/29/2010 11:12:52 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I may be a little naive, but how many
chakras do men usually have?


11 posted on 06/29/2010 11:13:07 AM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro

I’ve got a new name for him now! CHAKRA KHAN!


12 posted on 06/29/2010 11:13:22 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Isn’t Chakra the name of the little furry-boy that was the buddy to young Holly in the first “Land of the Lost” Saturday morning show??


13 posted on 06/29/2010 11:13:54 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Sorry pal, this town has a leash law.


14 posted on 06/29/2010 11:13:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Constitution Day

Perfect!


15 posted on 06/29/2010 11:14:48 AM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Please release me, let me go
My second Chakra waits for you
To waste our time would be a sin
Release me and let me love again

16 posted on 06/29/2010 11:15:17 AM PDT by Interesting Times (For the truth about "swift boating" see ToSetTheRecordStraight.com)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

If massuese stll votes democrat she is dumber and possibly a liar or exaggerator. Who knows for sure with those lunatic libs.


17 posted on 06/29/2010 11:15:28 AM PDT by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: Constitution Day
I’ve got a new name for him now! CHAKRA KHAN!

LOL!! I feel for you ...

18 posted on 06/29/2010 11:15:38 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Algore and the Throbbing Python of Love.
19 posted on 06/29/2010 11:17:12 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Stephen Decatur: you want barrels of gunpowder as tribute, you must expect cannonballs with it.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

“...as though he had very suddenly switched personalities...”

He has personality?

Coulda fooled me.


20 posted on 06/29/2010 11:17:43 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ZEROs FAVORITE SONG -- I, ME, MINE -- BY THE BEATLES)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

He IS a certifiable fruitcake!


21 posted on 06/29/2010 11:17:54 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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To: keats5

22 posted on 06/29/2010 11:18:19 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Sounds like Gore knows exactly which “muscles” to name as though it’s a “signal”. You just KNOW there have been many times in the past when he’s requested special treatment and got it.


23 posted on 06/29/2010 11:18:36 AM PDT by Terry Mross ( I voted for McCain and still feel like I wasted my vote. Vote third party - same results.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

This wretch was Vice President of the United States. “The Divine One” is now President of the United States. Bill Clinton, perjurer, was President of the United States. Something is WRONG!


24 posted on 06/29/2010 11:19:08 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Makes me wonder if this is the lefts way of getting rid of Al without giving a nod to the “Hide the Decline” heroes.


25 posted on 06/29/2010 11:19:22 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Hey that make a good Hip Hop song by Al G..

“Release!"

“Release!"

“Release! my Second Chakra!”

You did know Al Gore's environmental wacko Hip Hop name is "Al G"

26 posted on 06/29/2010 11:19:31 AM PDT by tophat9000 (.............................. BP + BO = BS ...........................Formula for a disaster...)
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To: NCC-1701

No controlling chakra authority..


27 posted on 06/29/2010 11:20:07 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Hmmm, let’s see:

1. Rapid mood swings.
2. Authoritarian.
3. Huge sense of entitlement.
4. Total disregard for others; sees people as things.
5. Sexual predator.

Are we not describing a monster, here?


28 posted on 06/29/2010 11:20:33 AM PDT by Noumenon ("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?" - Julius Caesar)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
chakra Pictures, Images and Photos
29 posted on 06/29/2010 11:20:49 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Col Frank Slade

Indeed.


30 posted on 06/29/2010 11:21:31 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ZEROs FAVORITE SONG -- I, ME, MINE -- BY THE BEATLES)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I think Gore went certifiably crazy after losing in 2000. I’m not trying to insult him by saying that. I think he really has gone crazy.


31 posted on 06/29/2010 11:21:31 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (I can see November from my house!)
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To: evets

Is this for real?


32 posted on 06/29/2010 11:21:54 AM PDT by Terry Mross ( I voted for McCain and still feel like I wasted my vote. Vote third party - same results.)
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To: Constitution Day
CHAKRA KHAN! CON!
33 posted on 06/29/2010 11:21:54 AM PDT by afnamvet (Patriots Rising)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cha-Ka: "Cha-Ka think it's *new* pylon!"

34 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

CHAKRA KHAAAAN!!!

35 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:22 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

So it was a chakra con?


36 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:31 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: evets

Well that chart about says it all.


37 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:35 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: Constitution Day

38 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:53 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: afnamvet

LOL!!


39 posted on 06/29/2010 11:23:13 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Terry Mross

“When, in the course of a long train of abuses...”

Big Al’s behavior suggests that he’s been down this path many, many times before.


40 posted on 06/29/2010 11:23:32 AM PDT by Noumenon ("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?" - Julius Caesar)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Something is WRONG!

Yea...with the flaming idiots that vote these perverts/narcissists/dictators into office.

41 posted on 06/29/2010 11:23:51 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Patrick Henry and Joe Wilson...Patriots past and present!)
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To: al baby

She was so pretty. Great voice, too.


42 posted on 06/29/2010 11:24:16 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: evets; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono

“Can you show me on this chakra chart where he wanted you to touch him?”


43 posted on 06/29/2010 11:24:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: PetroniusMaximus

Yes, it does. Also brings to mind John Edwards and the new ager Rielle Hunter.
Want I find creepy is that he seems to have an MO, as if this is not the only time he has done this.


44 posted on 06/29/2010 11:24:31 AM PDT by stayathomemom (Beware of cat attacks while typing!)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Something is WRONG!

Yea...with the flaming idiots that vote these perverts/narcissists/dictators into office.

45 posted on 06/29/2010 11:24:36 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Patrick Henry and Joe Wilson...Patriots past and present!)
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To: Personal Responsibility

Release the,KRAKEN!!


46 posted on 06/29/2010 11:24:47 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Something is WRONG!

Yea...with the flaming idiots that vote these perverts/narcissists/dictators into office.

47 posted on 06/29/2010 11:24:54 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Patrick Henry and Joe Wilson...Patriots past and present!)
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To: al baby

Ooga Ooga Ooga Chakra...Ooga Ooga Ooga Chakra....


48 posted on 06/29/2010 11:24:54 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Constitution Day

OMG!!!!!!
You just totally made my day!!!!

You can’t possibly know how much I admire you.


49 posted on 06/29/2010 11:25:07 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: ThomasMore

Something is also wrong with the FR servers. Man...they seem slugish and don’t always respond.


50 posted on 06/29/2010 11:26:04 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Patrick Henry and Joe Wilson...Patriots past and present!)
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