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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.

Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”

Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”

Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.

Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”

Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Tennessee
KEYWORDS: algore; algorerapecase; barf; captaxpatent; carboncreditpatent; crazedsexpoodle; democrats; demsexscandal; dnccorruption; dncfraud; napl; releasemychakra; secondchakra; woodyou
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

He IS a certifiable fruitcake!


21 posted on 06/29/2010 11:17:54 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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To: keats5

22 posted on 06/29/2010 11:18:19 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Sounds like Gore knows exactly which “muscles” to name as though it’s a “signal”. You just KNOW there have been many times in the past when he’s requested special treatment and got it.


23 posted on 06/29/2010 11:18:36 AM PDT by Terry Mross ( I voted for McCain and still feel like I wasted my vote. Vote third party - same results.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

This wretch was Vice President of the United States. “The Divine One” is now President of the United States. Bill Clinton, perjurer, was President of the United States. Something is WRONG!


24 posted on 06/29/2010 11:19:08 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Makes me wonder if this is the lefts way of getting rid of Al without giving a nod to the “Hide the Decline” heroes.


25 posted on 06/29/2010 11:19:22 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Hey that make a good Hip Hop song by Al G..

“Release!"

“Release!"

“Release! my Second Chakra!”

You did know Al Gore's environmental wacko Hip Hop name is "Al G"

26 posted on 06/29/2010 11:19:31 AM PDT by tophat9000 (.............................. BP + BO = BS ...........................Formula for a disaster...)
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To: NCC-1701

No controlling chakra authority..


27 posted on 06/29/2010 11:20:07 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Hmmm, let’s see:

1. Rapid mood swings.
2. Authoritarian.
3. Huge sense of entitlement.
4. Total disregard for others; sees people as things.
5. Sexual predator.

Are we not describing a monster, here?


28 posted on 06/29/2010 11:20:33 AM PDT by Noumenon ("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?" - Julius Caesar)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
chakra Pictures, Images and Photos
29 posted on 06/29/2010 11:20:49 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Col Frank Slade

Indeed.


30 posted on 06/29/2010 11:21:31 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ZEROs FAVORITE SONG -- I, ME, MINE -- BY THE BEATLES)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I think Gore went certifiably crazy after losing in 2000. I’m not trying to insult him by saying that. I think he really has gone crazy.


31 posted on 06/29/2010 11:21:31 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (I can see November from my house!)
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To: evets

Is this for real?


32 posted on 06/29/2010 11:21:54 AM PDT by Terry Mross ( I voted for McCain and still feel like I wasted my vote. Vote third party - same results.)
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To: Constitution Day
CHAKRA KHAN! CON!
33 posted on 06/29/2010 11:21:54 AM PDT by afnamvet (Patriots Rising)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cha-Ka: "Cha-Ka think it's *new* pylon!"

34 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: MozarkDawg; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; Travis T. OJustice; Petronski; keats5


KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

CHAKRA KHAAAAN!!!

35 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:22 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

So it was a chakra con?


36 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:31 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: evets

Well that chart about says it all.


37 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:35 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: Constitution Day

38 posted on 06/29/2010 11:22:53 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: afnamvet

LOL!!


39 posted on 06/29/2010 11:23:13 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Terry Mross

“When, in the course of a long train of abuses...”

Big Al’s behavior suggests that he’s been down this path many, many times before.


40 posted on 06/29/2010 11:23:32 AM PDT by Noumenon ("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?" - Julius Caesar)
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