[The Comedian]

I have a straw hat that spooks horses. Haven’t tried to fighure out why.

To a horse, it looks like a horse's ears flattened out in an aggressive posture.

Really.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[1rudeboy]

That makes sense. (In which case, the horses must think I’m a charging elephant).