Bill Clinton To Officiate At Wedding Of Anthony Weiner And Huma Abedin

NY Daily News ^ | 07/09/2010 | Celeste Katz

[OldDeckHand]

Call him the officiator-in-chief: Former President Bill Clinton will preside at the wedding of New York Rep. Anthony Weiner to a longtime aide of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

That's according to people familiar with the ceremony. They spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss it. Aides to Weiner and the former president declined to comment.

[OldDeckHand]

I wonder if Bill is the first beard to be the officiant at the wedding of his spouse's lesbian lover to her beard.

Something for the historians to ponder, I reckon.

[newfreep]

Definitely a beard union.....

Yuuuuuchhh!

[lurk]

He can give them some pre-marital counseling too.

[mnehring]

[kbennkc]

Huma Weiner.

[Nosterrex]

These two deserve each other.

[clintonh8r]

OK...a closeted queer Jew marries a closeted lesbian muslim?

[MIlle]

There is an age-old strategy among both Leftist and Right-wing bigots to label their adversaries as homosexuals, whether or not the description is accurate.

This is 2010. If Huma was truly gay, she is under little or no societal pressure to marry a man. Apparently, all of you who pronounced this woman Hillary’s lesbian lover didn’t know what you were talking about. Now you insist on doubling down on stupid.

[musicman]

"Bill Clinton To Officiate At Wedding Of Anthony Weiner And Huma Abedin"

[cripplecreek]

If Wienerboy buys her a gold ring, there better be an congressional investigation.

[dead]

I guess a disbarred lawyer can preside over a pretend wedding as well as anybody else.

Seriously, how can he officiate a wedding? I remember when the Skipper officiated on a barge to remarry Thurston and Lovey. Maybe Bill can officiate on a garbage skow.

Who's giving away the bride? Hillary or Monica?

[silverleaf]

He may be the first officiant invited to watch later that night

[OldDeckHand]

'OK...a closeted queer Jew marries a closeted lesbian muslim?"

You left out the part about being married by a rapist, but the rest is correct.

[jim35]

Huma left Hillary for A Weiner? Oh, the hugh manatee!

[COUNTrecount]

Hum a Weiner.

[silverleaf]

Huma Weiner- LOL! You got a sense of huma!

[WellyP]

Huma is starting to look like Olympia Snowe! UGH!

[kenavi]

Good for you!

[musicman]

"Bill Clinton To Officiate At Wedding Of Anthony Weiner And Huma Abedin"

[5Madman2]

Post of the thread. You win

[onyx]

I have no words, but look forward to the reading ALL of the comments here! LOL.

[clintonh8r]

...a disbarred, disgraced, impeached rapist. I guess when you get disbarred you can still be a justice of the peace.

[crazyhorse691]

So much for women looking better given a chance to pretty up...Guilty.

[jazminerose]

Does Goldline sell jewlery?

[MissTed]

I'm sure when Bill talks about the sanctity of marriage, there won't be a dry eye in the house.

*Snicker*

[onyx]

Ooops. LOL.

[clintonh8r]

I hope he mentions how Bobby Byrd just joined the Klan so he could get elected. That’s such a tender story....

[musicman]

[Jess Kitting]

She wouldn't be the first woman to give up a lesbian lover for a Weiner.

[MissTed]

lol - Maybe he'll try to evoke the divine right of kings and take a turn with the bride???

*sigh* la amore..

[Aria]

Exactly what I was thinking...huma weiner! OMG...

I wouldn’t do it for that reason alone.

[OldDeckHand]

"This is 2010. If Huma was truly gay, she is under little or no societal pressure to marry a man."

Right, because in the Arab/Muslim world - a world where almost of her extended (and some immediate) family members live - there's absolutely no pressure to shield your homosexuality. Muslims love homosexuals, right?

I'll clue you in. In the Arab world there's one thing worse than being married to a Jew - that's being gay.

She's a woman in her late thirties who has never been romantically linked to anyone but Wiener. Wiener is a man in his mid-forties that prior to now, had never publicly acknowledged any previous romance.

I'm sure that's all just a coincidence that merits no suspicion whatsoever, because closeted homosexuals never engage in heterosexual marriages of convenience.

[clintonh8r]

He’ll probably tell how he “turned” her....

[onyx]

LOL. The little voices are okay - it’s the loud ones to avoid.

[Don@VB]

Picture them departing for their honeymoon: they cower as the rice is thrown and they rush out to their car....what else...the Oscar Mayer WIENERRmobile. (which Buba arrived in)

[brytlea]

Her new name is now, Huma Weiner????

[MissTed]

LOL!

They open their gift from the Clinton's and are delighted to find:

Singing, "Don't worry, be happy!"

[firebrand]

What about a well-connected Muslim marrying a powerful gay congressman who wants to be mayor of New York? Got any ideas about that?

[Terry Mross]

I was thinking the same thing. What kind of “man” marries a lesbian?

[Vendome]

That doesn’t make sense.

I thought Huma was a lesbian?

[Vendome]

This is going to be a great thread....

[Adder]

It has a ring....

[Vendome]

Cram it Clownie, erh...nOOb!

[Vendome]

The kind that wants to watch...

[stockpirate]

I would have never guessed Huma was a guy. Wow great makeup job, had me fooled.

[jackibutterfly]

What does “officiate” mean in HIS case???

[tacticalogic]

Wow. A three-ring train wreck.

[OldDeckHand]

"What kind of “man” marries a lesbian?"

A gay man. Wiener has poofter written all over him, IMHO.

[fish hawk]

Piece between Muslim and Jew. LOL (not a typo)

[1951Boomer]

Wow, their kids will certainly have interesting facial features.