Skip to comments.Planet of the apes: Monkeys taught to shoot Americans?
Posted on 07/12/2010 5:05:45 AM PDT by drpix
WASHINGTON Afghanistan's Taliban terrorists are training monkeys to shoot American soldiers with automatic weapons, according to British and Chinese media agencies.
In the Taliban stronghold of Waziristan, journalists took pictures of some "monkey soldiers" holding AK-47s and Bren light machine guns.
The official People's Daily in China explained the emergence of "monkey soldiers" as just another facet of "asymmetrical warfare."
"The United States launched the war in Afghanistan using the world's most advanced weapons, such as highly-intelligent robots to detect bombs on roadsides and unmanned aerial vehicles to attack major Taliban targets," said the report. "In response, the Taliban forces have tried any possible means and figured out a method to train monkeys as 'replacement killers'" against American troops.
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This totally violates one of the cardinal rules of gun safety:
No matter how trustworthy he looks, never give a monkey a loaded gun.
The NBPP gets around.
Its funny till a monkey goes on a killin spree in your own village.
No, no, no. The proper Chinese proverb is ‘Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey’
Guess we’ll have to change the slogan to...”Women, children and monkeys hit hardest.”
If we have to fight back against the monkeys, PETA will go ballistic!
Just wait, now the ROE will change to make sure no innocent monkeys are harmed.
I guess if we shoot back, we’ll have the ASCPA on our backs, too.
Secretly, Caesar teaches the combat arts to the other apes and has them gather weapons....Caesar leads an ape revolt against Ape Management. The apes are victorious after killing most of the riot police. After bursting into Gov. Breck's command post and killing most of the personnel, Caesar has Breck marched out to be executed
From link:Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Don’t be monkeyin around with that!
Animal “rights” groups will be jumping up and down screaming if US troops shoot a monkey (the animal ones)
If you outlaw guns, only monkeys will have guns.
Same question: which one was BJ and which one was the bear?
Oh no! guess next will be Suicide Monkey Bombers.
Again making ‘organ grinding’ a not so lucrative business since you won’t be able to tell the armed monkeys from the organ grinders....decisions, decisions,
well like ‘they’ said in VN, kill them all, God will sort them out later.
Then again in WWII the US was training bats to drop bombs on Japan.
Well, actually to become incendiary bombs with the plan to drop them from planes and they were to land on the straw and thatched roofs...
PETA would have loved that one....
Comment #2 at the website link is priceless!
They forgot to shave for two days, and this is what happens...
The Behavioral Scientist pioneer, B.F. Skinner worked on a pigeon controlled guided missile during WWII.
IIRC, this is how that worked. The pigeons were trainned to peck at likely military targets. Then the pigeons were placed in the missile with a screen to view. As the pigeon pecked at the likely target, it provided guidance inputs to vector motors. This was never actually deployed. I’m not sure there ever was even a working prototype, but they did work on it.
I don’t see the difference between the two. Which is human and which is monkey?
Get your stinking paws off my gun you damn, dirty ape!!!
Hey muzzies, it’s GUERILLA warfare, not gorilla warfare.
Can’t they get anything right?
Don’t kill chickens in front of a monkey.
When was eight years old during Vietnam War heard on
news 8 “guerrillas” were killed.
Thought that was awful killing those poor “gorillas”
The ones with the higher I.Q.
While they possibly are all being played for propaganda or a hoax, the report - with photos - is worthy of posting. And the humour is a huge bonus.
In related news, the Allies in Afghanistan have begun leaving banana-shaped booby traps in known taliban areas.
Large numbers of explosions have already been reported.
I hope GIs train goats to give the Taliban syphilis.