Skip to comments.Australian bitten while trying to sit on crocodile
Posted on 07/14/2010 3:50:07 PM PDT by James C. BennettEdited on 07/14/2010 3:51:32 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
PERTH, Australia — A man ejected from a pub in Australia broke into a zoo and climbed onto the back of a crocodile named Fatso, which bit him on the leg but then let him go. Police said they're surprised the croc didn't inflict worse damage. The 36-year-old man, who police said had just been thrown out of a pub for being drunk, told officials he scaled the barbed wire fence surrounding the Broome Crocodile Park in remote northwest Australia on Monday night because he wanted to give the 16-foot Fatso a pat.
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So does the poor croc feel violated? Will it need tie dye ladies to chant over it?
An obama supporter?
Don’t be taken in
By his welcome grin
He’s imagining how well you’ll sit
Within his chin!
"Crikies!!! Lookie Here! A Crocodile!!
One of the most dangerous reptiles in Oz, one byte and 'ell sever your arm. He looks mad.
Think I'll pick 'im up!
Hold ma Beer!
Hereby nominated for Darwin Award, Runner-Up.
I’m not playing with anything that has a mouth half the size of a man’s body.
(There’s a First Wife joke in here somewhere.)
They do get big.
Those that play games with wild animals deserve what they get.
Apparently the crock prefers a basalmic vinagrette marinade over a case of Fosters.
Lawyer for croc claims self defense!!! Hey what would YOU do if a strage drunk sat on you? That said I see no purpose in getting that close to one unless you are going to turn it in to shoes, bags and various stylish accessories.
strage = strange