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Aventura man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley
Palm Beach Post ^ | July 12, 2010 | David Ovalle

Posted on 07/18/2010 6:12:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.

Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.

"She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it," he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said.

Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.

Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employeemisunderstood a wisecrack.

"I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions," Weiner said. "I expect my client will be full vindicated."


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One of the FUnniest news stories I've seen in a long time! I kept thinking about Gene Wilder's lover/lamb "Daisy."
1 posted on 07/18/2010 6:12:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Clemenza; dennisw

South Florida FYI


2 posted on 07/18/2010 6:15:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

... choosing an attorney who’s last name is “Weiner”? ... Priceless.


3 posted on 07/18/2010 6:16:35 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner

Oh come on!

4 posted on 07/18/2010 6:17:30 AM PDT by frithguild (I gave to Joe Wilson the day after, to Scott Brown seven days before and next to JD Hayworth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Dog boned. Film at 11.


5 posted on 07/18/2010 6:18:22 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

A real man humps dogs leg story.


6 posted on 07/18/2010 6:20:55 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: PJ-Comix

BFl, in the unlikely event that this story doesn’t get pulled.


7 posted on 07/18/2010 6:22:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi; TheOldLady; kanawa; Slings and Arrows; Eaker; humblegunner; DJ MacWoW; solosmoke

8 posted on 07/18/2010 6:22:37 AM PDT by Salamander (Who IS Humblegunner?!?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Weiner’s client’s wiener never entered that dog!


9 posted on 07/18/2010 6:22:40 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well we live in a country of personal freedom. A man can marry a man. Why not marry animals,have several wives. Man anything goes in America. Don’t worry,be happy. By the way,you sure this was a dog. I think maybe it was a pig that squealed!


10 posted on 07/18/2010 6:23:09 AM PDT by RocketRoland
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To: PJ-Comix

“I did not have sexual relations with that dog.....Miss Brinkley.”


11 posted on 07/18/2010 6:25:08 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: Erik Latranyi

Well, Hot Dog!


12 posted on 07/18/2010 6:26:13 AM PDT by Gorzaloon (CNN:AP:etc:Today, President Obama's stool was firm and well-formed. One end was slightly pointed. ")
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To: PJ-Comix

Being a former insurance executive I guess he was just used to screwing everybody..


13 posted on 07/18/2010 6:26:52 AM PDT by montanajoe
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To: PJ-Comix

“I’m quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,” Weiner said.

THAT Weiner ???



14 posted on 07/18/2010 6:27:27 AM PDT by DontTreadOnMe2009 (So stop treading on me already!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I call synchronicity on the lawyer’s name and the case he is defending.


15 posted on 07/18/2010 6:27:46 AM PDT by DontTreadOnMe2009 (So stop treading on me already!)
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To: DontTreadOnMe2009

I would rather turn in my law lic. than defend this case. ;-)


16 posted on 07/18/2010 6:37:49 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our Troops, and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: Erik Latranyi

Christy Brinkley is a real bitch!


17 posted on 07/18/2010 6:39:06 AM PDT by NavVet ("You Lie!")
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To: Salamander

works for me... only around his technicals.


18 posted on 07/18/2010 6:41:50 AM PDT by Bubba (Build roads... Fight wars and stay out of MY live. FRREEEEEEDOM!)
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To: PJ-Comix

So he has the hots for his dog? Mustard as lubricant?


19 posted on 07/18/2010 6:42:43 AM PDT by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Does the dog chew on the bone too?


20 posted on 07/18/2010 6:46:18 AM PDT by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: Salamander

Agree. As my old-tar pal used to say, “Get a rope!” At sea, ropes only have one use.


21 posted on 07/18/2010 6:49:42 AM PDT by TheOldLady (I am not humblegunner, and Pablo is very wily, but Salamander is humblegunner!)
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To: RocketRoland

DOG——mans best friend-—with benefits.


22 posted on 07/18/2010 6:49:54 AM PDT by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: Bubba

Long as he hangs, I’m not too particular about the details.


23 posted on 07/18/2010 6:53:40 AM PDT by Salamander (Who IS Humblegunner?!?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am so glad that my morning has been edified with this important story and with the images that it conjures up. Please keep them coming PJ. . .your timing, on Sunday morning, is impeccable.


24 posted on 07/18/2010 6:58:26 AM PDT by McBuff
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To: PJ-Comix
Christie Brinkley:

A Great Dane:

I cannot figure out how he got the two confused...

25 posted on 07/18/2010 6:58:27 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: PJ-Comix

Charge him as a PETophile.


26 posted on 07/18/2010 6:59:09 AM PDT by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: TheOldLady

Leviticus chapter 18

1 The LORD spoke to Moses,
2 “Tell the Israelites:
3 I am the LORD your God.
4 Follow my rules, and live by my standards. I am the LORD your God.
5 Live by my standards, and obey my rules. You will have life through them. I am the LORD.
6 “never have sexual intercourse with anyone related to you by blood. I am the LORD.
7 “Never have sexual intercourse with your mother. She is your own mother. Never have sexual intercourse with her.
8 “Never have sexual intercourse with your stepmother. She is related to you through your father.
9 “Never have sexual intercourse with your stepsister, whether she is your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter. It makes no difference whether or not she was born in your house.
10 “Never have sexual intercourse with your granddaughter, whether she is your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter, because she is related to you.
11 “Never have sexual intercourse with a daughter of your father and his wife. She is your own sister.
12 “Never have sexual intercourse with your father’s sister. She is your paternal aunt.
13 “Never have sexual intercourse with your mother’s sister. She is your maternal aunt.
14 “Never have sexual intercourse with the wife of your father’s brother. She, too, is your aunt.
15 “Never have sexual intercourse with your daughter-in-law. She is your son’s wife. Never have sexual intercourse with her.
16 “Never have sexual intercourse with your sister-in-law. She is your brother’s wife.
17 “Never have sexual intercourse with a woman and her daughter or a woman and her granddaughter. They are related. Doing this is perverted.
18 “While your wife is living, never marry her sister as a rival wife and have sexual intercourse with her.
20 “Never have sexual intercourse with your neighbor’s wife and become unclean with her.
22 “Never have sexual intercourse with a man as with a woman. It is disgusting.

_23 “Never have sexual intercourse with any animal and become unclean with it. A woman must never offer herself to an animal for sexual intercourse. It is unnatural.”_


27 posted on 07/18/2010 6:59:15 AM PDT by Salamander (Who IS Humblegunner?!?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe Mr. Pacher works for SBC Packers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O2coJq7ztU

Lot of confusion with those ‘f’s and ‘p’s.


28 posted on 07/18/2010 7:00:56 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Salamander

A thorough definition of adultery. I notice that it also puts limits on polygamy.


29 posted on 07/18/2010 7:05:55 AM PDT by RobbyS (Pray with the suffering souls.)
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To: RobbyS

It does not say anything about the babe in the next county.

What about “only have sex with your spouse”?


30 posted on 07/18/2010 7:40:47 AM PDT by kingcoal
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To: PJ-Comix

Pacher screwed the pooch - for real!


31 posted on 07/18/2010 7:43:59 AM PDT by Don Carlos (Don't tell mom I'm running for congress. She thinks I still play piano in a whorehouse.)
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To: Don Carlos

“Bitch set me up!” [/Marion Barry]


32 posted on 07/18/2010 7:54:35 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Salamander

What was said about Alabama?


33 posted on 07/18/2010 7:54:59 AM PDT by wrench
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To: wrench

Hope you’re not looking for a loophole....:)


34 posted on 07/18/2010 7:59:04 AM PDT by Salamander (We are not who we are.)
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To: kingcoal

No, but is does make you go outside the family circle, and this imposes an economic limitation. Polygamy dwindled away in later Judaism, which is why
Jesus’ new law was not an outrageous innovation, but a fulfillment of the rule laid down in Genesis: one man, one woman.


35 posted on 07/18/2010 8:07:54 AM PDT by RobbyS (Pray with the suffering souls.)
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To: RocketRoland
Well we live in a country of personal freedom. A man can marry a man. Why not marry animals,have several wives. Man anything goes in America. Don’t worry,be happy. By the way,you sure this was a dog. I think maybe it was a pig that squealed!

When debating with someone that is for gay marriage I often say, "I want to marry my dog and claim our puppies as dependants." While they are going on about why I can't do that, I have to give them the old - "Who are you to judge!?" response.

I really don't care who or what people want to marry but there are reasons we have laws against beastiality/ animal cruelty.

36 posted on 07/18/2010 8:22:03 AM PDT by AeWingnut (Soccer: a symptom of a greater ill)
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To: PJ-Comix

37 posted on 07/18/2010 8:27:45 AM PDT by seawolf101
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey,she might be kinda plain and ordinary but I wouldn't call her a *dog*.

38 posted on 07/18/2010 8:36:47 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (''I don't regret setting bombs,I feel we didn't do enough.'' ->Bill Ayers,Hussein's mentor,9/11/01)
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To: PJ-Comix

And the line following the on-line article reads: “User comments are not being accepted on this article.”

Great editorial decision!


39 posted on 07/18/2010 8:52:35 AM PDT by Norseman (Term Limits: 8 years is enough!)
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To: PJ-Comix

...She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

40 posted on 07/18/2010 8:52:42 AM PDT by Charles Martel ("Endeavor to persevere...")
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To: PJ-Comix

Now, that’s a headline that you don’t see every day...


41 posted on 07/18/2010 9:02:02 AM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: PJ-Comix

What? No “mans’ best friend” references?


42 posted on 07/18/2010 9:20:36 AM PDT by Tigerized (pursuingliberty.com)
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To: AeWingnut

Yes there are reasons we have laws period and the problem with the system is it enforces them with whomever they please and disregard those they please. Without impartiality and honor the legal systems cannot and will not stand. The Justice Department has made the stand so it is up to us to fix it or allow the strongest to survive.


43 posted on 07/18/2010 9:42:51 AM PDT by RocketRoland
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To: PJ-Comix

It is not funny. It is sick.


44 posted on 07/18/2010 9:45:59 AM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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To: Salamander; nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I cannot BELIEVE that this thread hasn't gotten Teh Banhammer! But since it hasn't...


45 posted on 07/18/2010 10:13:15 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Tigerized
What? No “mans’ best friend” references?

Sounds like they're more than friends.

46 posted on 07/18/2010 10:16:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

..and the dog replied, “Rut Roh”.


47 posted on 07/18/2010 10:18:12 AM PDT by newfreep (Palin/DeMint 2012 - Bolton: Secy of State)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Now that we’re here, the mods will probably take a closer look. Cache it while you can!


48 posted on 07/18/2010 10:19:00 AM PDT by TheOldLady (I am not humblegunner, and Pablo is very wily, but Salamander is humblegunner!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why don't you post this crap in chat where it belongs? My daughter's computer is right next to mine so I can watch her activities. She sees these dumb-ass headlines and I wind up having to cover.

Find some sense, will you?

49 posted on 07/18/2010 10:21:09 AM PDT by Glenn (iamtheresistance.org)
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To: TheOldLady

I’m starting to wonder if they follow me around looking for sick threads. If so...well played.


50 posted on 07/18/2010 10:21:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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