Skip to comments.Aventura man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley
Posted on 07/18/2010 6:12:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.
Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.
"She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it," he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said.
Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.
Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employeemisunderstood a wisecrack.
"I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions," Weiner said. "I expect my client will be full vindicated."
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... choosing an attorney who’s last name is “Weiner”? ... Priceless.
Oh come on!
Dog boned. Film at 11.
A real man humps dogs leg story.
BFl, in the unlikely event that this story doesn’t get pulled.
Weiner’s client’s wiener never entered that dog!
Well we live in a country of personal freedom. A man can marry a man. Why not marry animals,have several wives. Man anything goes in America. Don’t worry,be happy. By the way,you sure this was a dog. I think maybe it was a pig that squealed!
“I did not have sexual relations with that dog.....Miss Brinkley.”
Well, Hot Dog!
Being a former insurance executive I guess he was just used to screwing everybody..
“I’m quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,” Weiner said.
THAT Weiner ???
I call synchronicity on the lawyer’s name and the case he is defending.
I would rather turn in my law lic. than defend this case. ;-)
Christy Brinkley is a real bitch!
works for me... only around his technicals.
So he has the hots for his dog? Mustard as lubricant?
Does the dog chew on the bone too?
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