Skip to comments.Aventura man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley
Posted on 07/18/2010 6:12:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.
Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.
"She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it," he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said.
Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.
Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employeemisunderstood a wisecrack.
"I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions," Weiner said. "I expect my client will be full vindicated."
South Florida FYI
... choosing an attorney who’s last name is “Weiner”? ... Priceless.
Oh come on!
Dog boned. Film at 11.
A real man humps dogs leg story.
BFl, in the unlikely event that this story doesn’t get pulled.
Weiner’s client’s wiener never entered that dog!
Well we live in a country of personal freedom. A man can marry a man. Why not marry animals,have several wives. Man anything goes in America. Don’t worry,be happy. By the way,you sure this was a dog. I think maybe it was a pig that squealed!
“I did not have sexual relations with that dog.....Miss Brinkley.”
Well, Hot Dog!
Being a former insurance executive I guess he was just used to screwing everybody..
“I’m quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,” Weiner said.
THAT Weiner ???
I call synchronicity on the lawyer’s name and the case he is defending.
I would rather turn in my law lic. than defend this case. ;-)
Christy Brinkley is a real bitch!
works for me... only around his technicals.
So he has the hots for his dog? Mustard as lubricant?
Does the dog chew on the bone too?
Agree. As my old-tar pal used to say, “Get a rope!” At sea, ropes only have one use.
DOG——mans best friend-—with benefits.
Long as he hangs, I’m not too particular about the details.
I am so glad that my morning has been edified with this important story and with the images that it conjures up. Please keep them coming PJ. . .your timing, on Sunday morning, is impeccable.
A Great Dane:
I cannot figure out how he got the two confused...
Charge him as a PETophile.
Leviticus chapter 18
1 The LORD spoke to Moses,
2 “Tell the Israelites:
3 I am the LORD your God.
4 Follow my rules, and live by my standards. I am the LORD your God.
5 Live by my standards, and obey my rules. You will have life through them. I am the LORD.
6 “never have sexual intercourse with anyone related to you by blood. I am the LORD.
7 “Never have sexual intercourse with your mother. She is your own mother. Never have sexual intercourse with her.
8 “Never have sexual intercourse with your stepmother. She is related to you through your father.
9 “Never have sexual intercourse with your stepsister, whether she is your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter. It makes no difference whether or not she was born in your house.
10 “Never have sexual intercourse with your granddaughter, whether she is your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter, because she is related to you.
11 “Never have sexual intercourse with a daughter of your father and his wife. She is your own sister.
12 “Never have sexual intercourse with your father’s sister. She is your paternal aunt.
13 “Never have sexual intercourse with your mother’s sister. She is your maternal aunt.
14 “Never have sexual intercourse with the wife of your father’s brother. She, too, is your aunt.
15 “Never have sexual intercourse with your daughter-in-law. She is your son’s wife. Never have sexual intercourse with her.
16 “Never have sexual intercourse with your sister-in-law. She is your brother’s wife.
17 “Never have sexual intercourse with a woman and her daughter or a woman and her granddaughter. They are related. Doing this is perverted.
18 “While your wife is living, never marry her sister as a rival wife and have sexual intercourse with her.
20 “Never have sexual intercourse with your neighbor’s wife and become unclean with her.
22 “Never have sexual intercourse with a man as with a woman. It is disgusting.
_23 “Never have sexual intercourse with any animal and become unclean with it. A woman must never offer herself to an animal for sexual intercourse. It is unnatural.”_
Maybe Mr. Pacher works for SBC Packers.
Lot of confusion with those ‘f’s and ‘p’s.
A thorough definition of adultery. I notice that it also puts limits on polygamy.
It does not say anything about the babe in the next county.
What about “only have sex with your spouse”?
Pacher screwed the pooch - for real!
“Bitch set me up!” [/Marion Barry]
What was said about Alabama?
Hope you’re not looking for a loophole....:)
No, but is does make you go outside the family circle, and this imposes an economic limitation. Polygamy dwindled away in later Judaism, which is why
Jesus’ new law was not an outrageous innovation, but a fulfillment of the rule laid down in Genesis: one man, one woman.
When debating with someone that is for gay marriage I often say, "I want to marry my dog and claim our puppies as dependants." While they are going on about why I can't do that, I have to give them the old - "Who are you to judge!?" response.
I really don't care who or what people want to marry but there are reasons we have laws against beastiality/ animal cruelty.
Hey,she might be kinda plain and ordinary but I wouldn't call her a *dog*.
And the line following the on-line article reads: “User comments are not being accepted on this article.”
Great editorial decision!
...She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
Now, that’s a headline that you don’t see every day...
What? No “mans’ best friend” references?
Yes there are reasons we have laws period and the problem with the system is it enforces them with whomever they please and disregard those they please. Without impartiality and honor the legal systems cannot and will not stand. The Justice Department has made the stand so it is up to us to fix it or allow the strongest to survive.
It is not funny. It is sick.
Sounds like they're more than friends.
..and the dog replied, “Rut Roh”.
Now that we’re here, the mods will probably take a closer look. Cache it while you can!
Find some sense, will you?
I’m starting to wonder if they follow me around looking for sick threads. If so...well played.