Coffee from cat droppings clean enough for Muslims

Breitbart.com ^ | July 20, 2010

[SloopJohnB]

Indonesia's top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee—the world's most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung of civet cats.

[SloopJohnB]

Confirms what I always suspected they are full of.

Cake and coffee: great combo!

Kitty Litter Box Cake

Recipe courtesy fabulous foods.com (with modifications):

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large packages vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared
1 large package vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Roll candies

1 new used kitty litter pan
1 new used kitty litter pan liner
1 new used pooper scooper

[beethovenfan]

I always knew Muslims ate $hit.

[Psycho_Bunny]

.............but DOGS are “unclean” animals.

[Doogle]

"I mixed mine with pig droppings"

[red tie]

"Coffee from cat droppings clean enough for Muslims"

Hear, Hear!!

[Sleeping Freeper]

The replies to this post are going to be fun to watch!

[Y2Bogus]

This, but they can’t eat bacon?

[Kakaze]

God forbid they sit next to a “Seeing Eye” dog.........but show them a pile of cat crap and they will turn it into a steaming mug!

[econjack]

Nothin’ like a good cup of crap in the morning...

[SloopJohnB]

== "I mixed mine with pig droppings" ==

**Wiping coffee off my computer monitor**

[FrankR]

I heard a muslim who runs a convenience store telling someone they don't eat ham products because "pigs are dirty animals, they eat anything, even $hi+".

They won't eat pigs who eat it, but they will drink it directly from cat $hi+.

That, on top of wiping with their bare hands, is enough to send me in the opposite direction from them.

[ReneeLynn]

Juan Valdez just traded in his burro for gatos. Ah, that rich Columbian cat poop.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Cake and coffee: great combo!

As long as it's a sheet cake.

[gundog]

I’ve got a friend that’s a cat person. His sister bought him a new litter box, and cleaning utensils and presented it to him half full of Grape-Nuts and Almond Roca. Disgustingly realistic.

[a fool in paradise]

Kitty PING!

[RedMDer]

That explains the ‘crazy as cat sh*t’ behaviour.

[Texas Songwriter]

"Go ahead, try it."

It's.....good."

"It's good!?" "Phil, do you know what a Philistine is?"

"Yes."

"Go ahead, Bob, give 'em the spheel."

My name is Dave."

"That's right."

From the Bucket List.

[reagan_fanatic]

Makes perfect since, since your typical muslim is full of sh_t anyway.

[muleskinner]

The question is, who discovered this in the first place and why?

[Juan Medén]

Hey, careful. Juan is my primo ; )

[dainbramaged]

“That, on top of wiping with their bare hands”
But it’s only the left hand, come on.

[Beagle8U]

I guess for Muslimes that have been wiping their a$$ on their hand for thousands of years, drinking cat $hit tea wasn't that much of of a stretch.

I think they also eat camel $hit.

[RedMDer]

I'm trying to work up a good one

[ArrogantBustard]

From Wikipedia:

Kopi luwak (Indonesian [ˈkopi ˈlu.ak]), or civet coffee, is coffee made from the beans of coffee berries which have been eaten by the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civets, then passed through its digestive tract.[1] A civet eats the berries for their fleshy pulp. In its stomach, proteolytic enzymes seep into the beans, making shorter peptides and more free amino acids. Passing through a civet's intestines the beans are then defecated, having kept their shape. After gathering, thorough washing, sun drying, light roasting and brewing, these beans yield an aromatic coffee with much less bitterness, widely noted as the most expensive coffee in the world.

Kopi luwak is produced mainly on the islands of Sumatra, Java, Bali and Sulawesi in the Indonesian Archipelago, and also in the Philippines (where the product is called motit coffee in the Cordillera and kape alamid in Tagalog areas) and also in East Timor (where it is called kafé-laku). Weasel coffee is a loose English translation of its name cà phê Chồn in Vietnam, where popular, chemically simulated versions are also produced.

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

I have a few litter boxes. Where can I send them?

[ArrogantBustard]

Dave Barry wrote about "DECAF POOPACINO "

I have exciting news for anybody who would like to pay a lot of money for coffee that has passed all the way through an animal's digestive tract.

And you just know there are plenty of people who would. Specialty coffees are very popular these days, attracting millions of consumers, every single one of whom is standing in line ahead of me whenever I go to the coffee place at the airport to grab a quick cup on my way to catch a plane. These consumers are always ordering mutant beverages with names like "mocha-almond-honey-vinaigrette lattespressacino, " beverages that must be made one at a time via a lengthy and complex process involving approximately one coffee bean, three quarts of dairy products and what appears to be a small nuclear reactor.

[Rest of column is at link above]

[SloopJohnB]

Great timing!

I was just about to do the same link to give all the straight poop on the purr-fect brew.

[phockthis]

sfl

[FrankR]

"But it’s only the left hand, come on. "

And of course, their left had NEVER comes in contact with their right, right?

[Sacajaweau]

Someone probably used the dung for fuel and noticed the aroma...did a sh** inspection...figured it out...

Probably sold it at the market for years before Elaine found the recipe in the armoire.

[Sacajaweau]

Bean there, dung that

[ArrogantBustard]

Isn't he cuuuuuuuuuute?

[PeanutbutterandJellybean]

If it smelled anything remotely close to a kitty litter box, I'd toss my cookies.

Creative little genius that thought this up (sarc)... sitting around pondering a get rich quick scheme... what could you make off of cat excrement? What a brilliant way to use cat feces. Brew it and make coffee!!!! Would that be considered a biodegradable beverage? You have to wonder about the person that would actually drink that stuff.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***Nothin’ like a good cup of crap in the morning...****

Just ask AUSTIN POWERS!

[RichInOC]

“By the Prophet (peace be upon him), this coffee tastes like s**t!”

[RnMomof7]

But if the pancakes TOUCH a sausage then it is forbidden ..but cat crap is fine ??

[Izzy Dunne]

who discovered this in the first place

Good question.

Who was the first guy to look at a pile of civet dung and say "Let's try making a beverage from that!" ??

[FrdmLvr]

LOL! Would you care for a little sheet cake with your coffee?

[FrdmLvr]

LOL! Would you care for a little sheet cake with your coffee?

[FrdmLvr]

LOL! Would you care for a little sheet cake with your coffee?

[FrdmLvr]

LOL! Would you care for a little sheet cake with your coffee?

[a fool in paradise]

Who was the first guy to look at a pile of civet dung and say "Let's try making a beverage from that!" ??

I suspect it was Jesse Jackson when he was working as a fry cook and dishing it out to patrons along with spitburgers.

[a fool in paradise]

Tastes a bit nutty.

[SloopJohnB]

== DECAF POOPACINO ==

Think of the ad possibilities such as this for somebody in here to photoshop!

Having a Crappy Day?

DECAF POOPACINO - The Purr-fect Blend

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Poop Chute Coffee”
Brought to you by the wonderful people at the Katz Coffee Bean Collection Company.
“A scoop a day from the easy access, open top box, is the Katz way to total alimentary canal pleasure. Also cures constipation!”

[a fool in paradise]

What looks like a banana, tastes like a banana, and is shaped like a banana but in fact ISN'T a banana?



Monkey dung

[a fool in paradise]

What is brown and sticky?



A stick.

[a fool in paradise]

There's a picture of the factory on the label.

[SloopJohnB]

== Katz Coffee Bean Collection Company. ==

Great addition to post #44.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“I’ll have a Crapacino please!”