Skip to comments.Al Gore Satanic Heavy Metal Fetish Cited in Tipper Gore Divorce [Satire]
Posted on 07/23/2010 5:51:19 AM PDT by IbJensen
Al Gore turns the amp up to 11
NASHVILLE - USA - Al Gore would rock out to 'satanic' heavy metal bands and perform rituals in the family home, divorce lawyers for ex-wife Tipper Gore have revealed.
Ex Vice President, Al Gore has been living a secret life as a heavy metal fanatic who allegedly performs gory sacrificial rituals in a secret room in the family mansion.
When he's not jetting around the world spewing nonsense about global warming, Al Gore hangs out in his home dungeon listening to sordid heavy metal music and skinning live bats, his wife has claimed.
According to papers filed at the supreme court, Al Gore, repeatedly listened to 'hellish' bands like WASP, Slayer and Barry Manilow in his room. He played loud guitars at all times of the night and day was said to be possessed by "demonic spirits".
Tipper Gore is a prominent member of the PMRC, whose sole claim to fame in the 80's was to place fear into the ignorant, generally stupid American parents blaming controversial music figures for disruption, aggression and violence.
"She would come home from PMRC rallies and find Al in a corner chewing on a bone wearing outrageous spandex trousers listening to Twisted Sister at very loud volume. This was just last week as well. How would she be able to face the PMRC board after seeing that? Mr Gore would also repeatedly cause offence by singing lyrics from some of these awful bands and stick his tongue out whilst banging his head. At breakfast time, this was unacceptable behaviour and was a major cause for the marriage breakdown," Jacob Horovitz, one of Tipper's attorneys told CBS news.
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot?
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This has to be satire.
Satire should be marked in the headline.
spoil sport...come on..read some of the other stories..check out the Squib..lol..If you have to tell someone after that..well perhaps MSNBC or “the View” will pick it up as “breaking”. ;)
Well, I see [SATIRE] has now been added to the headline.
Just as we all suspected. He’s a Devil worshiper. Now it all makes sense.................
Clinton, Pelosi, Boxer???
Please don’t insult Xerxes...............
How does Barry Manilow fit in? He’s a nice schmaltzy Jewish boy, not a heavy metal rocker.
He’s not bad in concert. I saw him in 1973 and 1976 in Chicago. I can’t imagine what he is like today.
You think? Noticed your ‘tasty animals’ tagline perhaps you would like this UK news...if you are into recycling.
“Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law”
Who knew Al was a head banger? Man, impacted chakra can make a man do all sorts of weird things. Maybe we need a “Betty Ford Clinic” for arrested development?
And that one isn’t satire.
Mmmmmmmm... Beer in a dead squirrel!
Damn - if Al Gore is a Slayer fan, I might be forced to give him some space on this.
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