Skip to comments.Al Gore Satanic Heavy Metal Fetish Cited in Tipper Gore Divorce [Satire]
Posted on 07/23/2010 5:51:19 AM PDT by IbJensen
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Wow. Much worse than anyone thought. Pure evil.
LMAO....head bangin’ sex poodle
Yep, though this is satire. "Barry Manilow"...HA!
This is satire...and not that funny. Al Gore’s victim in Portland, Maine saying Al turned into a crazed sex poodle...that’s funny!
I like the one where Oprah has been arrested on suspicion of being a Russian spy for over 30 years, “the FBI has disclosed”.
Rock the Chakra!
And he wanted to be President....
When I hear the words Al Gore, the image of Xerxes from the movie 300 comes to mind. Evil.
........ “ I coulda been a contender ,,,,, I coulda been somebody “ ,,,,,, “ damn you Geo. Bush !!!!! “
That site looks like the British version of Scooter’s Report.
Satire should be marked in the headline.
That said, satire just won’t work any longer on Gore. His real life is too silly and sad. Truth beats fiction.
“Get off me you big Lumix”, was funny as well. The words not the act. (I did not know the ‘victim’ was from Portland, ME)
This IS satire, right?
Manilow? Now that’s just awful.
OK, you win!
“”There has been much speculation over the origin of the band’s name, and if it stands for anything, since it is written as an acronym. In an interview in the 1980s, the band claimed it stood for “We Are Sexual Perverts” or “We Are Sexual Prophets” It is not known whether this was a serious statement. It is believed by many that they said it for shock value. However, “We Are Sexual Perverts” is inscribed on the runoff vinyl of their debut album.
Alternatively, some people believe the initials W.A.S.P. stand for “We Are So Perfect” or even “We Are So Powerful”. Another possible abbreviation is “White Anglo-Saxon Protestants”, being the original meaning of the acronym. However, this is unlikely considering the fact that Blackie Lawless’ mother is part Native American. It could be ironic, seeing as songs like “Animal (F**k Like a Beast)” hardly fit into the usual picture of White Anglo-Saxon Protestantism. It has also been rumored that their name is an acronym for “We Are Satan’s People” or even “We Are Satan’s Preachers”. When asked about the band’s name, Lawless has avoided giving a straight answer; in one interview he answered “We ain’t sure, pal”.””
*Please note I did blank out 2 letters in the F word quoted