Apology Thread

7/23/2010 | vbmoneyspender

[tet68]

No hero I.

I wish the opportunity had presented itself...

Oh, it did, but I had just spent ten years convincing
myself that I actually HAD a future and just couldn’t
see spending it in prison.

I took some consolation from the fact that bad people
if they live long enough, usually disgrace themselves
and come to a bad end anyway. Even botox can’t hide
the ravages of her conciousness.

Still, I could have been the idol of millions of vets.
Now I’m just another ageing warrior, maybe I’ll become
a buddhist priest...

[tet68]

“Women’s Lingerie Football League”

Is that FLAG or full contact?

Either works for me.

[PurVirgo]

I thought it was Wile E.

apology accepted in advance.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I want all the guys who walk around in the summer with their fat hairy beer bellies hanging out to apologize to the world in general.

If they wear more then one gold chain while doing it then they need to apologize twice.

[KosmicKitty]

Someone, please apologize for THIS!!!

[Xenalyte]

You two are KILLIN’ me!

[Cyber Ninja]

They are my all time fave, but, I agree with you.

“Father Christmas” is a little hard to take...

As is “Humbug”

Seen them thrice live, just great.

[al baby]

I worked on his car in the late 70’s his plate was YRUFAT and he had a stuffed pig in the front seat major league FAG

[TheOldLady]

You said “dago.” Who are you calling a dago? Apologize at once.

[metmom]

Bookmarking because this thread has awesome potential.

It sure does.....

[KosmicKitty]

First I ever heard of him was on the soap opera, General Hospital. He was on for a few months in the late ‘70’s just as the whole Luke & Laura affair was heating up.

Set off my gaydar immediately, though I will admit buying his first diet book.

I apologize for that!!

(Did you feel the need to shower after working on his car??)

[metmom]

And what if that person didn't even actually commit the act he is supposed to apologize for? For instance I haven't yet gotten around to apologizing for all those slaves I never owned.

Well, by implication, because of your skin color, regardless of whether your ancestors were even in this country when slavery was practiced but instead were virtual slaves themselves in the "old country", you are still guilty.

So, suck it up and out with the apology. And while you're at it, get out the pocket book and fork over the financial reparations that you don't owe.

[metmom]

Maybe we should dedicate this thread to having all the blogpimps apologize to all the contributing FReepers for ripping off the site we support with their crass, self-serving, piggy-back schemes.

Could we have the mods apologize for simply not zotting them?

[al baby]

No not really but I did do a something rude with the stuffed animal to the delight of my co workers (Simulated of course)

[TheOldLady]

I apologize for not pinging you to this thread.

I have an excuse!

[metmom]

I demand that all FReepers who’ve EVER posted that picture apologize to the rest of the world for the pain and suffering caused.

And while they’re at it, financial restitution is required. I’ll be setting up a Pay Pal account to collect the funds......

[Ditter]

Don’t forget those same people who wore the leisure suits must apologize for those white loafers and belts. I am still offended by that.

I, on the other hand, have nothing to apologize for as I have led a clean and spotless life! (really I have) :”)

[WestwardHo]

I’ve already heard that there is concern US citizens are using non-paper, non-plastic, reusable shopping bags that are unsanitary and may present a danger to other US shoppers. Maybe we need to start a new thread.
Happy Saturday

[KosmicKitty]

Good job, man!! We salute you. :-)

[metmom]

Thought you all might enjoy this.