The Skipper of the PT 1099 has an especially long face because Lovey served him a healthy portion of hot tongue and cold shoulder last night
Posted on 07/28/2010 6:01:26 AM PDT by Zakeet
Sen. John “Liveshot” Kerry was so angry last night he threw somebody else’s tax bill over the White House wall.
The real JFK had PT 109, and now all John Forbes Kerry is left with is PT 1099.
Even Christy Mihos and Jack E. Robinson held out longer against the DOR than Liveshot did, and that reminds the senior senator of what he likes least about the 21st century: The Globe can’t protect him anymore.
Why, did you see those riff-raff reporters Monday in Weymouth, chasing him into the SUV, asking him those impertinent questions about his tax evasion?
Don’t those ruffians know who John Kerry almost was? Why, if Diebold hadn’t stolen all those votes in Ohio in 2004, it’d be Liveshot’s picture hanging in the lobby of the Yale Club on 44th Street in New York City, right alongside Clinton’s and Bush’s.
Would that it were, would that it were...
Why the long face, Sen. Kerry?
You know very well what Mama T served him for dinner last night - hot tongue and cold shoulder - especially when he started asking her questions like “Lovey, have you seen the checkbook?”
He’ll be down at the bank first thing this morning: “Can I get me a cashier’s check for a half-million dollars here?”
Oliver Wendell Holmes said, “Taxes are what we pay for civilized society.”
Or as John Kerry would put it, “Taxes are what everybody but me pays for civilized society.”
Benjamin Franklin said, “In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.”
That, and rich liberal Democrats trying to cheat on their taxes.
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The Skipper of the PT 1099 has an especially long face because Lovey served him a healthy portion of hot tongue and cold shoulder last night
Egad! JF’nK looks like he is auditioning for the next George Romero movie!
“Taxes are for the little people”, didn’t you know that?? Well, JohnKerry is about 6’3” so he’s not in this class and he’s exempt.
That, and rich liberal Democrats trying to cheat on their taxes.
Correction: That, and rich liberal Democrats trying to cheat on their taxes AND WIVES.
Don’t they know WHO he is??
"(John Kerry's) default position is the conventional wisdom of the Massachusetts Left:
on foreign policy, foreigners know best;
on trade, the labour unions know best;
on government, bureaucrats know best;
on defence, graying ponytailed nuclear-freeze reflex anti-militarists know best;
on the wine list, he knows best."
Mark Steyn
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