Posted on 07/29/2010 8:25:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good morning.
Wonder if Rush will have clips from Obama’s yak session on “The Spew”?
Time Magazine Shocker
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2505164/posts?page=292#292
Good Morning
Here, maybe....
Good morning! We should all be so resolved as the kitten, Grace.
Did you catch Rush’s comment yesterday that Obowma going on the View would provide some much needed estrogen to the group? LOL!!
yo ho ho
ROFL!
Currently listening to Herman Cain filling in for Neal Boortz....I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!
He was the Founder of Godfather’s Pizza.
They are talking illegal immigration again.
What is so hard for our politicians to get a grip of a very simple solution:
CLOSE THE BORDER
THEN
Debate Amnesty
Where Reagan made the mistake was trusting that the border would be secured after he gave Amnesty. The border was not secured and many millions more crossed the border.
If an Amnesty is given AGAIN before the border is secured AGAIN, millions more will enter illegally AGAIN!
Well noted!
Herman Cain is great...have heard him a few times...filled in for Hannity once and I was actually able to listen to the show.
Chris Plante was so good today, heck all week, what am I saying, all month! I tried Q&R and must say they are interesting but Chris is in a league of his own. Better than Rush, better than, dare I say Mark but on a different intellectual level, Mark and Rush are awesome BTW. I can’t understand why he is not syndicated. And he’s the only person I allow Mrs S to be a groupie with/of/whatever, I even go with her too his events. Silvie, HC and IMPR know what I’m talking about.
July 2008:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2561101/posts?page=40#40
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2561101/posts?page=43#43
July 2010:
USA citizens between 18 and 42 years of age required to do national service under new bill
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2561101/posts
Maybe Rush should let Chris sub for him once in a while.
Say, did you get an e-mail from Rush offering a free screensaver? Or is it a scam/virus?
I just heard a news brief on the radio stating that Shirley Sherrod is suing Breitbart.
The only way for this double standard to end is for Rush to sue the Lib networks that spewed lies when he was considering buying the Rams.
I know it would mean great time and effort on his behalf but it is time for Rush to walk the walk and lead by example. He has the resources to do so, is in the right, and can end the endless drive-by shootings that take place every evening on what the networks call “news”.
We are in a very dangerous place where political disagreements are not tolerated and El Rushbo is talking about The View...sheesh!
National Association for the Advancement of Mongrel People.
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