Skip to comments.Iran report: Cigarettes implicated in Western plot
Posted on 07/30/2010 5:08:57 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
TEHRAN, Iran -- An Iranian official says cigarettes smuggled into Iran have been tainted with pig blood and nuclear material as part of a Western conspiracy.
The semiofficial Mehr news agency quotes Mohammad Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying contraband Marlboros have been contaminated with pig hemoglobin and unspecified nuclear material.
(Excerpt) Read more at seattlepi.com ...
wish it were true...but i doubt it!
Reports and news out of Iran keeps getting more and more nutty.
L - O - L!!!!!
Don’t tell anyone, but all 7.62 x 54 cartridges were rubbed in pig fat before they were assembled. Remember, don’t tell anyone, especially any Muslim.
We're more the type to send him a case of pork rinds.
Blast it, they caught on.
I hope they never figure out that we’ve been spraying vaporized pigs blood all over mohammedan occupied middle east with our fleet of stealth crop dusters since 1990.
So keep it quiet you guys.
This is not so much the news is out of Iran but comes from a typical anti-tobacco zealot. Then it is also carried by a publication out off the very anti-tobacco city of Seattle.
They think smoking opium is more acceptable. Never mind heroin, crack and “Shisheh” meaning “glass, slang for methamphetamine, which are the most common of the synthetic drugs growing more popular in Iran.
The article below was written in 2005, but little has changed since then.
“Opiates of the Iranian People”
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