Here are a few picks for Bubba's daughter to throw at the new hubby, just like dear ol' Mom:
And for the unfortunate groom, a close-encounters-of-the-sex-kind rescue kit:
Posted on 07/31/2010 9:57:32 AM PDT by twister881
"...[Wedding] presents for Chelsea Clinton have been arriving at Astor Courts in Rhinebeck, New York, according to the Hudson Valley News.
"...[P]resents that arrived at Astor Courts were accepted by security away from the house and the gifts that were okay were driven to the site."
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Here are a few picks for Bubba's daughter to throw at the new hubby, just like dear ol' Mom:
And for the unfortunate groom, a close-encounters-of-the-sex-kind rescue kit:
I suppose Security checked them all for bombs.
LOL!
Hasn’t this Mark kid seen “The Godfather”? He’s going to wake up to a horse head in his bed EVERY DAY!
Darn, I knew there was something I forgot to do today.
Everyone needs to quit kicking poor ol Web. But he sure did seem to have a strong gene pool of equine faces.
LOL!
I guess there were gifts that weren't ok? This one was from "THE WON"
What DID happen to poor old Webb? What is he doing now?
A bridle? Salt lick? A bale of hay? Sack of oats? A four-pack of hand-forged wedding shoes? C'mon, give us a hint.......... 
Do you know what you get when you cross a crooked politician with a sleazy lawyer?
Give her a break. She’s not ugly, just very homely.
“Awwww....a testicle lock box! Mother, you shouldn’t have!”
Is Chelsea marrying into the Soros family?
Not as homely as Amy Carter.
LOL
How about some fly spray?
Is Hillary going to donate something old? Her testicle lock box??? Chelsea better keep an eye on him with bubba as a father in law that would be a heck of a bachelor party.....
Desperately trying to rearrange his DNA?
No,some DVD’s he got from Gordon Brown!
I was going to request people give her a break too. After all, when they were in the WH, she was always the Clinton I had the most respect for, even when she was a little girl.
But it's too tempting an opportunity, so I suppose people should have at it if it makes them happy. Actually, as retiring as she is, I seriously doubt she requested a five million dollar wedding.
I was thinking that they would need it for the wedding night.
Please say that someone sent a box of cigars... for the wedding night.
Does it smell like stale hay in here to you?
After all, they are sincere in their convictions and their venues aren't politically motivated, right?
“Does it smell like stale hay in here to you?”
Maybe we should send them some breath mints too?
Chelsie was raised by two vulgar commies. She heard them refer to the Secret Service Agents assigned to protect her as "Trained Pigs."
Unfortunately, they poured this toxic garbage into her and now it's part of her. I feel some sympathy for Chelsie; but, now it's up to her to form her own attitudes and opinions. I pray she gets a wake up call.
What DID happen to poor old Webb? What is he doing now?
Like many of the lesser liked clinton acquaintances, he’s pushing up daises. That’s the kind of thing that happens when one is left naked in a prison cell without the medication needed to survive.
He missed his daughters big day.
Actually, she looks like the impeached one’s mother.
Looks like the criminals will have lots to talk about..Both familys are criminals..what are the people of this country ohhing and awwing over these criminals..
How many of you recall Chelsea calling the people who were risking their lives for her, “hired pigs.”
Something olde, something new, something borrowed, something blue, and a silver sixpence in your shoe.
I wonder wonder what the blue item is?
If it’s really that bad,I’d suggest phone sex.
(never trust anyone who claims used underwear as a 'charitable deduction'.)
........................What DID happen to poor old Webb?.....................
I wonder if he’s giving his daughter away this afternoon??
I am sure there was something in the gift store near the WH that they could give them that was under $19.95.
When they get back to DC Ol’ Charlie will give them pointers. It took 40 years to catch up with him. They should not have a worry in the world!
Miss Clinton’s dress, designed by Oscar de la Renta or Vera Wang, is rumoured to be a cool $24,000, and the jewellery she wears on the day is worth $250,000. The cake alone will cost $10,000 !!!!!!!!!!!
Chelsea's new step-dad Ed Mezvinsky is finally our of jail, (after an 7 year sentence,) Did you read about that anywhere else in all the wedding coverage???) ----
so now is your chance to read up on all the sordid details of his 20+ years long history of financial fraud of his friends and clients ---
and the $10,000,000 that he netted ---
after FAILING to cheat the Nigerians out of their money first!!!!
Who in the world has NOT heard of Nigerian scams ???
How dumb could this ex-Congressman possibly be?
Yet note that both Mezvinsky jr. and Chelsea Victoria jr went to Stanford University (when she wasn't falling down drunk at her many parties in London).
Does anyone here really think either of these two is intellectually qualified to go to Stanford U ???
Can we see their SAT scores ???
Thought not.
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2558600/posts
Her new step-dad was so GREEDY that he tried to scam the Nigerians !!!
When that failed (many times), then he scammed his own friends and family and clients out of $10,000,000!!!
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Link to archive copy of DesMoines Register
Prosecutors later would call Mezvinsky a one-man "crime wave" and said they uncovered elements of fraud in nearly every business deal of his dating to 1980. "We didn't even bother to look back farther," said Assistant U.S. Attorney Robert Zauzmer
He is 66 and serving the beginning of an 80-month sentence in federal prison for numerous charges, including bank, wire and mail fraud. He took people's money - more than $10 million - in elaborate lies and schemes.
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Chelsea's New Family:
If reports are true that Chelsea Clinton and her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky are considering marriage, the father of the groom won't be able to attend the wedding until he is released from prison in November 2008.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2558600/posts
Ed Mezvinsky, a former Democratic Congressman from Iowa, is serving a seven-year sentence for fraud after getting caught up in a series of Nigerian e-mail scams.
Initially, Mezvinsky became the victim of "just about every different kind of African-based scam we've ever seen," federal prosecutor Bob Zauzmer told 20/20 for a report to be broadcast this evening.
• But then, says Zauzmer, Mezvinsky began to steal from clients and even his own mother-in-law to raise the money to try yet another scheme.
• "He was always looking for the home run. He was always trying to find the business deal that would make him as wealthy as all the people in his social circle," said Zauzmer.
After leaving Congress, Mezvinsky moved to Philadelphia's Main Line suburbs with his wife Marjorie Margolies, a former television reporter, who won a seat in Congress herself as a Democratic congresswomen from Pennsylvania.
"They were seen as people of means; they were a legitimate power couple," said Gar Joseph, a political columnist for the Philadelphia Daily News.
The Mezvinkskys were also close to Bill and Hillary Clinton and were frequent guests at White House state dinners.
Prosecutors say Mezvinsky used his connections to the Clintons and his son's social relationship with Chelsea to persuade people to give him money to participate in the scams.
Mezvinsky traveled to Nigeria numerous times and ultimately lost more than $3 million as a victim of the scammers.
Prosecutors say Mezvinsky fell particularly hard for what is known as the "black money" scam. Victims are told millions of dollars have been coated with black ink so the money could be smuggled out of Nigeria.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/12/father_of_chels.html
The scammers then offer to sell a special, expensive chemical to remove the black ink so the currency can be used.
Prosecutors say Mezvinsky fell for at least three separate "black money" schemes that he thought would bring him millions.
Mezvinsky declined requests sent to him in prison to speak with ABC.
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But consider that the unsaid details are extremely interesting:
Both mom and dad were Congressmen, from different states!!!
Prosecutors say EVERY deal step-dad ever did since 1980 had fraud within it.
$10,000,000 stolen !!!
So, who is paying for this wedding and what money is being used?
Step-dad’s fine was “only” $3,000,000” so clear net profit is $7,000,000.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I wonder, I wonder,
Bill, Hillary, step-dad, bernie madoff, I guess this is how people have $5,000,000 weddings in modern America.
All bow down to our new rulers!
Or perhaps the money came from the “hedge fund” where C works and for which she went to bat in Congress for (and where she got laughed at for trying it).
Has she fallen down drunk lately?
Ordered any more $25,000 bottles of wine lately???
BTW
Do you KNOW anyone who drinks $25,000 bottles of wine or has $5,000,000 weddings?
I don’t.
Obama sent a video of him giving the Finger, SLYLY, when he mentioned Hillary during the Primaries!!!
LOL——could be a connection there.
Although I don’t think Soros was ever in jail......yet.
Chelsea’s FIL served time for scamming people when he tried to profit off a Nigerian fraud.
She was vastly overcharged, IMHO.
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